
Lakshay Mehta
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A man shows how differently his mother treats him and his unemployed brother. He has a govt job, so she gives him more food and serves it in a bowl. His unemployed brother gets less food, served on a simple plate 😳 Not every mother loves you unconditionally. The truth is, money matters. So focus on earning. Because even your own family will judge you by how much money you make 💔
Lakshay Mehta327,451 views • 14 hours ago

🚨 TRAVEL VLOGGER: I went to a cafe in San Francisco and ordered a sandwich. I asked them to remove the cheese from it, but the waitress told me it would cost an extra $0.75 (₹72) to leave the cheese out 😳 So I asked her, "Why are you charging me for something I’m not even having?" She replied, "Our recipes are fixed and the chef has to make an extra effort to not put the cheese in." 😭
Lakshay Mehta2,518,220 views • 10 days ago

A girl on a bus in Jaipur asked driver to stop but he didn’t stop where she asked him to. GIRL: The bus stopped 1 km ahead. Why didn’t you stop where I asked you to? CONDUCTOR: There’s no bus stop there. We only stop at proper bus stops. Stop talking nonsense, or I’ll hit you with my slipper 😳 GIRL: Harami! You’re going to hit me? Touch me if you dare, kutte ke pille! 😠
Lakshay Mehta334,403 views • 2 days ago

A girl went to a gynecologist for treatment after a miscarriage. GIRL: My husband wants another baby. I’m telling him no, but he won’t listen. DOCTOR: After 8 miscarriages, you still want to try for 9th time? Are you thinking about yourself? How old are you? 😧 GIRL: I’m 25 years old. I already have 3 kids. My husband drives an auto-rickshaw. What can I do? He won’t listen. DOCTOR: Your body is already weak from so many miscarriages and your blood levels are also low. Bring your husband with you. I’ll explain it to him 😳
Lakshay Mehta1,856,103 views • 17 days ago

A police officer sat in an auto and asked the driver to drop him ahead in Gurugram. DRIVER: Sir, I can’t take you. I already have a booking. POLICE OFFICER: You won’t take me? Then how are you standing here? Wait, I’ll issue you a challan right now 😠 DRIVER: Sir, why are you taking a photo of my auto? I have a booking outside the metro station. Other autos are standing here too. Just because I’m not taking you for free, you’re doing this? 😳
Lakshay Mehta936,882 views • 12 days ago

A boy dropped his sister and another girl at school in an auto-rickshaw. He was paying the driver. AUTO DRIVER: Are they both your sisters? BOY: No, only one is my sister. The other girl couldn’t find an auto, so I asked her to come with us. DRIVER: Then it’s okay. You don’t need to pay. Buy yourself something to eat with this money 😊 BOY: Thank you, Uncle ❤️
Lakshay Mehta7,030,053 views • 2 months ago

A couple parked their car in the middle of a market road in front of a shop and walked away in Kanpur, UP When the shop owner confronted them, the man slapped and kicked him and threatened him, saying: “I’m an officer in the municipal corporation. I’ll break your hands and legs.” 😳
Lakshay Mehta1,226,630 views • 20 days ago

A man lights a cigarette while sitting in a cab. CAB DRIVER: Sir, did you ask me before lighting a cigarette? Smoking is not allowed in my car. MAN: Why should I ask you? It’s not your car, it’s a taxi. You can’t just say smoking isn’t allowed 😳 DRIVER: I am cancelling the ride. I don’t want your money. Please get out of my car. I’m a taxi driver, not your servant 😠
Lakshay Mehta4,405,852 views • 1 month ago

A woman was riding in a cab and after reaching her destination, she asked the driver for his QR code to pay online. DRIVER: Also pay ₹40 extra for the toll. Why should I pay it from my pocket? WOMAN: No, I won’t pay the toll separately. Talk to Uber, they’ll pay you. Why did you take the toll road? 😳 DRIVER: I follow Uber’s route. When the toll is paid through FASTag, it shows in the fare. But I paid cash 😕 WOMAN: It’s not my problem. Wait, I’ll call my daughter. She’ll pay through the Uber app.
Lakshay Mehta1,417,631 views • 24 days ago

🚨 INFLUENCER COUPLE: “We decided to give our baby a unique surname. She won’t have either of our last names 😳 Both of our full names are very long, so we came up with something different. We wanted her to have a short and sweet name. Her first name is Era, so we chose a short last name to go with it. We made her name official on her birth certificate so that it’s the same on all her documents.” 😧
Lakshay Mehta1,457,044 views • 26 days ago

A British entrepreneur was in New Zealand and visited a cafe, where he met the chef, an Indian-origin girl. MAN: This is the best pasta I’ve ever had in my life. You are so talented. What’s your dream? GIRL: I want to have my own cafe. I’ll name it Pink Broccoli, but I don’t have the funds. This cafe is on sale 😅 MAN: I’ll come back tomorrow and talk to the owner. Can you prepare the menu for your new cafe? The next day, he talked to the owner, closed the deal and and bought the cafe for her for $25k, making her dream come true ❤️
Lakshay Mehta1,075,888 views • 1 month ago

A 15-year-old boy was driving a car in Noida when he rammed into the car in front, badly damaging it 😧 There was a 13-month-old child in the front car. Thankfully, no one was injured. When the man confronted the boy and his mother, instead of accepting her mistake of allowing a minor to drive, she made excuses and tried to justify it 😳
Lakshay Mehta427,400 views • 14 days ago

A girl booked a Rapido and made the rider wait. RIDER: I’ll charge ₹50 extra. I’ve been waiting for you for 30 minutes. GIRL: What? That’s not how it works. I’ll pay only ₹150, that’s what the Rapido app is showing 😳 RIDER: I’m not working for you. The company doesn’t pay me for waiting. You’ve made me wait for 30 minutes. I’ll charge ₹50 extra or cancel the ride 😕 GIRL: I’m not paying extra charges. If you don’t want to take me, I’ve cancelled the ride.
Lakshay Mehta637,659 views • 21 days ago

A girl booked a cab at night from Delhi to Gurgaon. Her brother walked her to the cab and was asking her to keep updating him on the phone. CAB DRIVER: Take a picture of my number and address; it’s written outside the car. She is my sister too. GIRL: Family worries. Thank you, bhaiya 😊 DRIVER: Don’t worry. This is your brother’s cab, Aaram se baitho ❤️
Lakshay Mehta2,328,900 views • 2 months ago

Three girls were travelling in a cab at night in Pune. Midway, the driver asked them to adjust for his friend. GIRLS: You should’ve told us before. We would’ve booked another cab. Why should we adjust? DRIVER: It’s just 1km. I don’t have enough CNG to come back. If you don’t want to, book another cab 😳 GIRLS: We’re paying for the ride and you’re asking us to share the cab with a stranger. Is this professional? 😠
Lakshay Mehta1,278,005 views • 1 month ago

A man on a scooty spotted a new Kawasaki bike at a petrol pump. MAN: Take this number plate cover. I’m the manufacturer. I’ve started a new company. RIDER: Oh, nice! What’s your company name? And how much does it cost? MAN: The company is still small, but it’ll grow one day. You don’t have to pay. It’s a gift for your new bike 😊 RIDER: I’ve applied for a special number. I’ll get it installed with the cover once it arrives. Thank you so much, bhai ❤️
Lakshay Mehta448,588 views • 20 days ago

Americans: Indians are taking our jobs! 🗣️ Meanwhile their IQ 🤡
Lakshay Mehta175,582 views • 9 days ago

A girl saw a teenage boy roaming around the train coaches with a broom, pretending to clean. GIRL: Who are you? What are you doing here at night? BOY: I’m begging here. Who are you and why are you questioning me? GIRL: Are you a railway employee? Is cleaning your job? Then why are you cleaning? You came here to steal, didn’t you? 😳 BOY: What are you talking about? Have you eaten bhang? What did I steal from you? 😠
Lakshay Mehta516,098 views • 25 days ago

A girl had a reserved seat. But when she got on the train, someone else was seating on her seat. GIRL: This is a reserved coach. Why are unauthorized people sitting here? Why aren’t you removing them? RPF OFFICER: We can’t do anything about it, talk to TTE 😠 GIRL: I raised the issue twice through Rail Madad but both the complaints were closed without resolving. No one is helping 😳
Lakshay Mehta1,004,789 views • 1 month ago