
Lakshay Mehta
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A man lights a cigarette while sitting in a cab. CAB DRIVER: Sir, did you ask me before lighting a cigarette? Smoking is not allowed in my car. MAN: Why should I ask you? It’s not your car, it’s a taxi. You can’t just say smoking isn’t allowed 😳 DRIVER: I am cancelling the ride. I don’t want your money. Please get out of my car. I’m a taxi driver, not your servant 😠
Lakshay Mehta4,400,418 次观看 • 12 天前

A girl had a reserved seat. But when she got on the train, someone else was seating on her seat. GIRL: This is a reserved coach. Why are unauthorized people sitting here? Why aren’t you removing them? RPF OFFICER: We can’t do anything about it, talk to TTE 😠 GIRL: I raised the issue twice through Rail Madad but both the complaints were closed without resolving. No one is helping 😳
Lakshay Mehta995,524 次观看 • 3 天前

Three girls were travelling in a cab at night in Pune. Midway, the driver asked them to adjust for his friend. GIRLS: You should’ve told us before. We would’ve booked another cab. Why should we adjust? DRIVER: It’s just 1km. I don’t have enough CNG to come back. If you don’t want to, book another cab 😳 GIRLS: We’re paying for the ride and you’re asking us to share the cab with a stranger. Is this professional? 😠
Lakshay Mehta1,256,825 次观看 • 5 天前

A boy dropped his sister and another girl at school in an auto-rickshaw. He was paying the driver. AUTO DRIVER: Are they both your sisters? BOY: No, only one is my sister. The other girl couldn’t find an auto, so I asked her to come with us. DRIVER: Then it’s okay. You don’t need to pay. Buy yourself something to eat with this money 😊 BOY: Thank you, Uncle ❤️
Lakshay Mehta7,021,538 次观看 • 25 天前

A man was struggling to take a selfie at the airport when a boy passing by noticed him. BOY: Uncle, give me your phone. I’ll take your photo. MAN: It’s my first time at an airport. BOY: Done! Here’s your phone. I took your photo. MAN: Thank you! 😊 Kindness costs nothing, but it can make someone’s day ❤️
Lakshay Mehta263,190 次观看 • 2 天前

A man working as a bus conductor comes home after his duty. WIFE: My husband left for duty at 3 am and now he is coming home after working all day in this heat. SON: Before making a video, why didn’t you ask if he was okay or give Papa some water? You’re only busy making a video 😳 WIFE: Then why don’t you give Papa some water? 😅
Lakshay Mehta540,763 次观看 • 6 天前

A girl booked a cab at night from Delhi to Gurgaon. Her brother walked her to the cab and was asking her to keep updating him on the phone. CAB DRIVER: Take a picture of my number and address; it’s written outside the car. She is my sister too. GIRL: Family worries. Thank you, bhaiya 😊 DRIVER: Don’t worry. This is your brother’s cab, Aaram se baitho ❤️
Lakshay Mehta2,327,374 次观看 • 29 天前

An NRI living in UK had terrible tooth pain. After calling 2–3 dental clinics, he finally got an appointment. But it was only a consultation. The earliest root canal appointment available was 3 weeks later. The pain was so bad that he came to India, got treated in 2 days, flew back and still spent less than he would have for the treatment in UK 😲
Lakshay Mehta393,195 次观看 • 17 天前

Two police officers stopped a man riding a scooty with his children in Rohtak and abused him for no reason. When he asked them not to abuse in front of his kids, one officer allegedly slapped him 😳 Kids started crying after seeing their father being slapped. They were terrified. GIRL: Papa, I wanted to be a police officer, but now I don’t want to. I hate police 😣
Lakshay Mehta134,926 次观看 • 10 天前
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A woman falsely claiming to be a govt employee was travelling ticketless on a train with her family and forcefully took a girl’s reserved seat. GIRL: Who are you? You were abusing me. Now that I’m recording, you won’t speak. Get up from my seat. WOMAN: I’m leaving because of my Papa. Otherwise, I would have dealt with you. Now go sleep. GIRL: Chal, chal, gareeb. I’ll sleep, I paid for this seat 😂
Lakshay Mehta158,881 次观看 • 15 天前

A man booked a cab and told the driver that he will pay online. CAB DRIVER: Don’t pay online. I need cash. I have to fill up the CNG and I don’t have money. MAN: I can only pay online, I get reimbursed by my company. DRIVER: This isn’t a company car, it’s my own car. I have cancelled the ride, Please get out of the car 😳
Lakshay Mehta238,521 次观看 • 23 天前

A man slapped and abused an elderly chemist shop owner in Delhi, falsely claiming that his little daughter was pushed inside the shop and got injured 😳 But the CCTV footage shows that the girl fell on her own, no one pushed her. The shopkeeper even asked a man standing outside to help her get up.
Lakshay Mehta148,746 次观看 • 19 天前

A woman divorced her first husband and received ₹20 lakh in alimony. She then married a rich man, enjoyed a luxurious lifestyle for 18 months and divorced him as well. She demanded ₹12 crore, ₹5 lakh per month and a BMW in alimony, but the court finalized the settlement at a flat ₹4 crore. Investment: 4 years of marriage (across two husbands) Return: Approx ₹5 crore, that’s ₹10.42 lakh per month. Divorce is the new startup 🚀
Lakshay Mehta274,941 次观看 • 1 个月前

A Swiggy delivery boy called the customer to tell him that the lift is not working. CUSTOMER: Take the stairs and come to the 3rd floor. DELIVERY BOY: Sir, I’ll come to the 2nd floor. Can you please come down and collect your order? 😅 CUSTOMER: No, I want my order outside my flat. Either come or cancel it. Delivery boy cancelled the order, paid ₹577 and ate the food, saying “Ego pe baat aa gayi thi” 😲
Lakshay Mehta112,268 次观看 • 20 天前