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E. Jean Carroll, who herself claimed to be a massive Trump fan 15 years ago, appears deranged and sick. She lives with rodents, names her cat Vagina, and her dog Tits. She writes stories about what her dog taught her about sex, claimed on live TV that rape was sexy, and paints trees blue. Emails between her and her friend, who was also a key witness in the case, reveal her talking about her grand scheme to remove Trump from office. She was funded by a billionaire Democrat, benefited from changed laws specifically to prosecute Trump, and Carroll was the first person in the state to file under this new law. She won a case against Trump with zero evidence, no eyewitnesses, and in a trial where the judge refused to admit Trump's evidence against Carroll, showcasing a politically motivated prosecution. If you don't see an issue with that, you are part of the problem.
Apple Lamps2,409,349 görüntüleme • 29 gün önce
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 “We’ve got this idea of America that’s completely false. Actually, it’s all lies. People say, “Don’t go there. You’ll get shot within five minutes,” and all this sort of stuff. But it’s like, man, come on. They work hard. They know how to play hard. They’ve got the toys. They’ve got the space. They’ve got the resources. And they’ve got some of the friendliest people in the world. They’re just having a good time. It’s really hard to settle back into your own country after experiencing that. You get major post-America blues.”
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Two thugs in Seattle attack a 77-year-old man walking down the street for no reason.. one of the thugs claimed to work for Seattle’s socialist mayor Katie Wilson. The victim suffered a broken arm, broken knee, facial injuries, and trauma. Arrested, released in two days, skipped court, now missing.
Apple Lamps356,972 görüntüleme • 13 gün önce
“I'm just going to put it out there. Once you have been travelling around America for a substantial amount of time, when you come home, it is a very strange and slightly, truthfully, depressing feeling, okay? Traveling around America really opened up my eyes, really allowed me to see how I could be living, and just how many opportunities there are, and how many different amazing places there are, all in one country. Like, since I've been back home in the UK, I haven't felt like myself, which sounds so crazy. I now live for that adventure, that crazy lifestyle, that meeting new people, seeing new people every day, and I just long for it. And in America, it is so amazing. Seriously, Americans, what have you done to me? I need to come back in October, at the end of October, back to America. I can't wait. It's really kerfuffled me coming home from America. It has kerfuffled me.”
Apple Lamps477,946 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
"Okay, so I'm in an American hospital for the very first time. I'm Canadian, so when I tell you, I'm absolutely shocked. There is... There... I'm making a video. There is nobody in this waiting room, not even one person. There is a duck pond here. They have a water fountain. There are leather chairs. When you walk into the main lobby, it literally looks like a five-star hotel. It's insane. It's crazy. I... There's a park here, like a playground for children. Like, when you walk into a Canadian hospital, the paint is literally peeling off the walls. There are 4,000 people in the waiting room. Everybody is stressed out. Everybody's mad. There's, like, glass everywhere. People in, like, medical gear. It feels like you're in an apocalypse movie. This feels like, like, like a hotel. Like, literally like a hotel. I don't know. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. You guys, I was in and out. Like, I've been... I was in and out in 15 minutes. 15 minutes. What?"
Apple Lamps1,452,648 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce
Nov 6, 2012: Ilhan Omar & MN leaders are on tape arguing Somalis are "nomads" incapable of holding IDs. They explicitly urged a NO vote on Voter ID to protect the "services" and "benefits" their community receives. Verification stops the grift, so they killed the verification.
Apple Lamps1,955,988 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce
Britain… Women and children flee war. Men go to war. Every war. Every time. All of history. So a bus pulls up in your town. Door opens. Out steps forty men. Young. Healthy. Alone. No wives. No children. No limp. No wound. No fear in their eyes. And you’re told to call them refugees. From what? Nobody answers. Nobody’s allowed to ask. The bus pulls away. Another one’s already behind it. Your daughter walks to school past that hotel now. Your wife locks the door when she didn’t used to. Your nan won’t go to the shop alone anymore. And if you say something… anything… you’re the problem. That bus isn’t stopping. There’s no vote on it. No debate. No one you elected approved it. And the next one arrives tomorrow.
Apple Lamps1,041,697 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce
Hasan "Anchor Baby" Piker… born in New Jersey to TWO Turkish parents, immediately shipped back to Turkey, raised in Turkey for 18 years, and on tape calling his own American birth a "LOOPHOLE"… is now running around the country acting like some kind of patriot! He said it SUCKS that he's American! He said Americans have a "limited understanding of the universe"… from a guy whose entire family used the United States as a BIRTH TOURISM PIT STOP and then flew home to Istanbul! President Trump has been fighting the Supreme Court battle of the century to END this exact scam… and Anchor Baby Hasan is the POSTER CHILD for why it needs to end YESTERDAY! Born in New Jersey, raised in Turkey, hates America, cheered on 9/11, calls birthright citizenship a "great loophole"… and then has the AUDACITY to cry when Customs asks him a few questions at the airport!
Apple Lamps626,491 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce
Elon Musk I mean… the setting is quite the libido killer.
Apple Lamps140,191 görüntüleme • 20 gün önce
"Elon is very mysterious in a way that somehow nobody seems to notice. One of his slogans is, Ad Astra, to the stars, but you can't get to the stars using SpaceX because it's a chemical rocket company. So what the heck? He's not investing in physics, he was going to go into a physics grad school and he has a physics BA, so there's something very very strange about Elon, which is that he's focused on getting to the stars, he doesn't seem to have any interest in physicists, and he has a chemical rocket company. What's going on? His real space company, I think, is not SpaceX, it's xAI, it's Grok. Look at the logo for Grok, I think it's like a black hole profile. Look at its slogan, to understand the universe. I think he's given up on the corruption of science. He keeps talking about the fact that he doesn't like the term researcher, he believes only in engineers. He's constantly really running down scientists. I don't think he doesn't believe in scientists, I think he thinks that science has gotten corrupted and he doesn't want to deal with it. I think what he's doing is he's building Grok to do science in a time when humans are too corrupt to be truthful and real." 😮👀
Apple Lamps552,334 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce
Just like E. Jean Carroll, Christine Blasey Ford could not remember the date, the location, or how she got home. Just like E. Jean Carroll, she did not produce physical evidence, a police report from the time, or eyewitnesses who confirmed the specific assault itself. Trump called out how disgusting democrats are. "It's a false accusation and it's a disgrace. People have to be careful because they're playing with very dangerous territory and when they do that and it's happening more and more. When you look at what happened to Justice Kavanaugh and you look at what's happening to others, you can't do that for the sake of publicity."
Apple Lamps142,738 görüntüleme • 26 gün önce
“So let me get this straight, while the Islamic Republic was massacring our own people, our own students, our own young people, massacring them, raping them and killing them and torturing them on the streets in the daylight, you kept your mouth shut. As soon as there's an attack from the US or Israel on the Islamic Republic, on the regime, NOT the people, you come out saying that they're attacking schools and hospitals. This is IRGC propaganda and if you would like to be on the right side of history, shut the fuck up, do your research and know that Israel and the US is not attacking schools or hospitals, it's the Islamic Republic and the regime themselves.”
Apple Lamps156,368 görüntüleme • 29 gün önce
The most insulting thing about Democrats choosing E. Jean Carroll as the vessel to make these false allegations is that she is absolutely grotesque. "I get up around noon, and I stagger outside out this door, and I throw open my arms, I thank God I don't have children!"
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"They tried to act like nobody voted for Kamala. They put up the map, the whole map was red. Even the people that voted for her was red. They showed her house, it was 50-50. Really, but two of y'all in there. They tried to blame everybody. They blamed black men. It was not our fault. Blame anybody else. No Indians voted for her at all. Even women that wanted an abortion said I guess I'll just have to figure something out. They said she didn't have enough electoral college votes to graduate. At one point in the election, Kat Williams had more votes. That's where we were as a country. Everybody asking the same question. Is she black? Is she black? Is she back? At the end, she showed you exactly what she was. It was time for her concession speech. She didn't even show up. I told y'all three years ago, Ozempic had Hollywood in a chokehold. I ain't lying. Y'all seen Oprah, she got the body of a 12-year-old boy. She ain't never even been a 12-year-old boy. That shit is strong. Gayle looked like she ain't had a bowel movement since she came back from space. Her and the wig look confused."
Apple Lamps160,769 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
Imagine saying any of these things today... The left killed comedy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Speaking of old crips, Snoop Dogg is here. On a past roast Snoop claimed I wanted to bang him. PLEASE! If I want to bang a skinny black man with braids, I'll call Alicia Keys." "I would like to thank you, Donald Trump, for letting me make fun of you tonight. Mr. Trump, you are someone to be admired. You have overcome obstacles to become a huge success. You've put up more worthless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly." "It's great to see my old friend Jeffrey Ross here tonight, doing what he does best, sitting and watching funny people tell jokes. Wow, Jeff, you're even uglier than you were last year. Look at that hair. Look at that mop. I've seen better hair on Susan Boyle's taint."
Apple Lamps422,554 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce