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Donald Trump: “They have their banks here, Bank of Canada, big beautiful banks.” Buddy. The Bank of Canada is Canada’s Federal Reserve. It is not a retail bank. It does not have a branch in America. You cannot open a chequing account there, refinance a house there, or wander in and demand the manager. That is the institution that sets interest rates, not the one that hands out debit cards and toasters. Bank of America is a bank. Bank of Canada is a central bank. One sells you a credit card. The other sets the price of money. Different job. Different building. Different continent of competence. The “big beautiful banks” you’re thinking of are RBC, TD, BMO actual commercial banks that do operate in the United States. The Bank of Canada is the maple-flavoured Fed. It does not have a drive-thru in Florida. If this is how you’re handling a basic two-word institution name, maybe don’t put yourself in charge of a trade negotiation. You can’t hammer Canada for “not allowing American banks” while simultaneously inventing a Bank of Canada branch that does not exist. That’s not tough bargaining. That’s mixing up the central bank with Bank of America because both names contain the word “Bank.” Please stop naming institutions after hearing two words and assuming they have a kiosk. Next week you’ll be demanding we close the Royal Bank of England stand at JFK.

Donald Trump: “They have their banks here, Bank of Canada, big beautiful banks.” Buddy. The Bank of Canada is Canada’s Federal Reserve. It is not a retail bank. It does not have a branch in America. You cannot open a chequing account there, refinance a house there, or wander in and demand the manager. That is the institution that sets interest rates, not the one that hands out debit cards and toasters. Bank of America is a bank. Bank of Canada is a central bank. One sells you a credit card. The other sets the price of money. Different job. Different building. Different continent of competence. The “big beautiful banks” you’re thinking of are RBC, TD, BMO actual commercial banks that do operate in the United States. The Bank of Canada is the maple-flavoured Fed. It does not have a drive-thru in Florida. If this is how you’re handling a basic two-word institution name, maybe don’t put yourself in charge of a trade negotiation. You can’t hammer Canada for “not allowing American banks” while simultaneously inventing a Bank of Canada branch that does not exist. That’s not tough bargaining. That’s mixing up the central bank with Bank of America because both names contain the word “Bank.” Please stop naming institutions after hearing two words and assuming they have a kiosk. Next week you’ll be demanding we close the Royal Bank of England stand at JFK.

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Mark Carney's team made the right call by not letting certain disruptive reporters into the press release. It's not about censorship; it's about ensuring the event focuses on policy and vision, not on being derailed by fringe wackos. 🇨🇦💪

Mark Carney's team made the right call by not letting certain disruptive reporters into the press release. It's not about censorship; it's about ensuring the event focuses on policy and vision, not on being derailed by fringe wackos. 🇨🇦💪

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Rachel Maddow clocked it: left, centre, and right Canadians agree with Carney on Trump. In Canada, political consensus is usually “it’s cold.” When it becomes “that guy’s a bully,” history is happening. Rachel Maddow

Rachel Maddow clocked it: left, centre, and right Canadians agree with Carney on Trump. In Canada, political consensus is usually “it’s cold.” When it becomes “that guy’s a bully,” history is happening. Rachel Maddow

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🚨Elon Musk's son, little X, told Donald Trump on a hot mic yesterday that he's not the president and he needs to go away. Oh, and he also told him to 'shut the fuck up.' Little X knows who the real boss is - Elon! 😂

🚨Elon Musk's son, little X, told Donald Trump on a hot mic yesterday that he's not the president and he needs to go away. Oh, and he also told him to 'shut the fuck up.' Little X knows who the real boss is - Elon! 😂

1,250,991 views • 1 year ago

🚨WTAF ‼️Is it just me, or does this Edmonton Police behavior come across as narcissistic and completely unhinged? It appears that he genuinely believes he has full ownership and the authority to do as he pleases with this woman's private property, her dog. She clearly has a service dog, and yet he's causing unnecessary stress for her. We need to make sure this video goes viral so that he faces the consequences and gets fired. ‼️It's truly mind-boggling and unacceptable. Can someone please confirm if there is any ongoing civil litigation against this officer? This type of behavior should not be tolerated. Let's make sure this officer becomes a trending topic

🚨WTAF ‼️Is it just me, or does this Edmonton Police behavior come across as narcissistic and completely unhinged? It appears that he genuinely believes he has full ownership and the authority to do as he pleases with this woman's private property, her dog. She clearly has a service dog, and yet he's causing unnecessary stress for her. We need to make sure this video goes viral so that he faces the consequences and gets fired. ‼️It's truly mind-boggling and unacceptable. Can someone please confirm if there is any ongoing civil litigation against this officer? This type of behavior should not be tolerated. Let's make sure this officer becomes a trending topic

535,440 views • 2 years ago

Holy moly, I'm watching Matt Jeneroux's press conference in Edmonton right now—guy just crossed the floor to the Liberals—and meanwhile the ticker is hitting us with real bombshells: Paris authorities are opening TWO new investigations into the Epstein files (human trafficking and financial wrongdoing), and the Camden Diocese in New Jersey just agreed to a $180 MILLION payout for clergy child abuse cases. Like, seriously? We're all losing our minds over one politician switching parties today, when we should be absolutely screaming every single day about the pedophiles and creeps operating right here in our own backyard. This stuff has been happening in the West for decades—covered up, settled quietly, enabled. Everyone so quick to point fingers at other cultures for how they treat kids… maybe it's time we turn that mirror around and look hard at what we've allowed to fester for far too long. Enough distractions. The floor-crossing drama can wait. The real outrage should be nonstop, loud, and aimed at protecting kids—no matter who the perpetrators are or where they hide.

Holy moly, I'm watching Matt Jeneroux's press conference in Edmonton right now—guy just crossed the floor to the Liberals—and meanwhile the ticker is hitting us with real bombshells: Paris authorities are opening TWO new investigations into the Epstein files (human trafficking and financial wrongdoing), and the Camden Diocese in New Jersey just agreed to a $180 MILLION payout for clergy child abuse cases. Like, seriously? We're all losing our minds over one politician switching parties today, when we should be absolutely screaming every single day about the pedophiles and creeps operating right here in our own backyard. This stuff has been happening in the West for decades—covered up, settled quietly, enabled. Everyone so quick to point fingers at other cultures for how they treat kids… maybe it's time we turn that mirror around and look hard at what we've allowed to fester for far too long. Enough distractions. The floor-crossing drama can wait. The real outrage should be nonstop, loud, and aimed at protecting kids—no matter who the perpetrators are or where they hide.

102,620 views • 6 months ago

For anyone thinking Mark Carney is just another vote for the same old Liberal rinse-and-repeat of the last 10 years—think again. This isn’t a rehash of tired policies. Carney’s team is gearing up to "rewrite" how we do things, top to bottom. They’re talking a bold new fiscal approach that doesn’t gut the social services millions depend on. Daycare? Stays. Pharmacare? Secure. Dental care? Still here. No slashing and burning what keeps us going—just smarter ways to fund it. If you’re rolling your eyes, assuming he’s Trudeau 2.0, pick up Carney’s book. Read it. Then face the truth: the way we’ve been doing things is broken. It’s not working. He’s not here to patch up the cracks—he’s ready to flip the script and build something that actually lasts. Let’s stop clinging to what’s failing and give this a shot. #Carney2025 #NewApproach #cdnpoli #onpoli #abpoli

For anyone thinking Mark Carney is just another vote for the same old Liberal rinse-and-repeat of the last 10 years—think again. This isn’t a rehash of tired policies. Carney’s team is gearing up to "rewrite" how we do things, top to bottom. They’re talking a bold new fiscal approach that doesn’t gut the social services millions depend on. Daycare? Stays. Pharmacare? Secure. Dental care? Still here. No slashing and burning what keeps us going—just smarter ways to fund it. If you’re rolling your eyes, assuming he’s Trudeau 2.0, pick up Carney’s book. Read it. Then face the truth: the way we’ve been doing things is broken. It’s not working. He’s not here to patch up the cracks—he’s ready to flip the script and build something that actually lasts. Let’s stop clinging to what’s failing and give this a shot. #Carney2025 #NewApproach #cdnpoli #onpoli #abpoli

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97,856 views • 1 year ago

🚨 No shock here: Bay Street bankers are sweating Mark Carney’s rise. Why? He’s not their guy. Back in ’08, when U.S. banks tanked on risky loans and shady deals, Carney ditched Goldman Sachs and bolted back to Canada as Bank of Canada governor. He slammed the brakes on that nonsense here—tightened the screws on banks, kept lending in check, and made damn sure their execs didn’t drown in bonuses while the economy burned. Carney’s track record shows he’s not about letting banks run wild or screw the little guy. So yeah, no wonder the suits don’t want him calling shots. #MarkCarney #Canada #Banks

🚨 No shock here: Bay Street bankers are sweating Mark Carney’s rise. Why? He’s not their guy. Back in ’08, when U.S. banks tanked on risky loans and shady deals, Carney ditched Goldman Sachs and bolted back to Canada as Bank of Canada governor. He slammed the brakes on that nonsense here—tightened the screws on banks, kept lending in check, and made damn sure their execs didn’t drown in bonuses while the economy burned. Carney’s track record shows he’s not about letting banks run wild or screw the little guy. So yeah, no wonder the suits don’t want him calling shots. #MarkCarney #Canada #Banks

41,676 views • 1 year ago

PM stopped by the campaign office this morning for one final thank you to his incredible volunteers ahead of get-out-the-vote today! 🇨🇦 Mark Carney even took time to sign Raph's original The Tragically Hip —how cool is that? This guy’s character is unmatched. Awesome person, awesome leader. Get out and vote Liberal today, folks! #VoteCarney #LiberalPride #cdnpoli #onpoli #abpoli

PM stopped by the campaign office this morning for one final thank you to his incredible volunteers ahead of get-out-the-vote today! 🇨🇦 Mark Carney even took time to sign Raph's original The Tragically Hip —how cool is that? This guy’s character is unmatched. Awesome person, awesome leader. Get out and vote Liberal today, folks! #VoteCarney #LiberalPride #cdnpoli #onpoli #abpoli

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40,727 views • 1 year ago

🚨BREAKING NEWS‼️Deana Sherif was just arrested over DOG TOY? Seriously? A dog toy?! The intent of her bail conditions seems to be that she isn’t allowed something that could potentially cause ear damage. Isn’t that the basis of her charges? I don’t think a dog toy qualifies. Did the Wellington Regulars start screaming that she is breaching some condition so the cops intervened ? What is going on? Like her or not, this is about a dog toy, for goodness' sake.🐶

🚨BREAKING NEWS‼️Deana Sherif was just arrested over DOG TOY? Seriously? A dog toy?! The intent of her bail conditions seems to be that she isn’t allowed something that could potentially cause ear damage. Isn’t that the basis of her charges? I don’t think a dog toy qualifies. Did the Wellington Regulars start screaming that she is breaching some condition so the cops intervened ? What is going on? Like her or not, this is about a dog toy, for goodness' sake.🐶

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23,524 views • 2 years ago

Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 Or this beauty 🙄

Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 Or this beauty 🙄

12,392 views • 1 year ago

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