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🚨🎙️ Gary Neville on Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Omar Berrada’s reaction to Man Utd’s Champions League draw: 🗣️"Look at the camera on Sir Jim and Omar Berrada when that fixture list popped up on the screen—just look at their faces. There was no smiling, no polite applause. That was a look of pure, unadulterated reality setting in. That look said: 'We are in proper trouble here.' You look at the fixture list on paper and think, 'Oh, it’s not the absolute worst draw, we can navigate this.' But then you snap back to reality and look at the actual football team we have on the pitch right now. We’re talking about going away to Bayern Munich, going to the Metropolitano against Simeone’s Atlético Madrid, dealing with Leipzig’s pace on the counter... I mean, absolute credit to Michael Olise, he’s a brilliant player, but the thought of him isolating Luke Shaw down that right wing in a high-stakes Champions League night? It makes your blood run cold! It honestly does. If those two in the boardroom needed one final, undeniable wake-up call that this squad is nowhere near ready for Europe’s elite, that draw was it. They’ve got to get back on the phone, get the checkbook out, and pull off two or three more top-class signings before Friday's deadline. Because if we enter the League Phase with this current setup? Oh, it’s going to be a long, painful campaign. It really is."

🚨🎙️ Gary Neville on Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Omar Berrada’s reaction to Man Utd’s Champions League draw: 🗣️"Look at the camera on Sir Jim and Omar Berrada when that fixture list popped up on the screen—just look at their faces. There was no smiling, no polite applause. That was a look of pure, unadulterated reality setting in. That look said: 'We are in proper trouble here.' You look at the fixture list on paper and think, 'Oh, it’s not the absolute worst draw, we can navigate this.' But then you snap back to reality and look at the actual football team we have on the pitch right now. We’re talking about going away to Bayern Munich, going to the Metropolitano against Simeone’s Atlético Madrid, dealing with Leipzig’s pace on the counter... I mean, absolute credit to Michael Olise, he’s a brilliant player, but the thought of him isolating Luke Shaw down that right wing in a high-stakes Champions League night? It makes your blood run cold! It honestly does. If those two in the boardroom needed one final, undeniable wake-up call that this squad is nowhere near ready for Europe’s elite, that draw was it. They’ve got to get back on the phone, get the checkbook out, and pull off two or three more top-class signings before Friday's deadline. Because if we enter the League Phase with this current setup? Oh, it’s going to be a long, painful campaign. It really is."

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🚨 Marc Cucurella was asked who gave him the hardest time between Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. 🎙️ Reporter: “Marc, as a left-back you’ve faced both Messi and Ronaldo in big games. Who was the tougher opponent for you personally?” 🗣️ Marc Cucurella: “They’re legends in completely different ways, but facing Cristiano Ronaldo in the World Cup was something else. “Even at 41, Ronaldo remains a massive threat. You can’t switch off for a second because one run or clever movement can create a chance out of nothing. Our team had to stay ultra-focused to handle him. “In that match, Portugal didn’t create much overall, but Ronaldo still managed a few dangerous moments and got shots away — it shows his incredible mentality and finishing instinct. He forces defenders into tough 1v1 situations with his speed and power. “With Messi it was more about collective organisation. We tried to stay compact, limit his space in between the lines, and make it hard for him to link up with teammates. “Personally, the intensity and constant danger Ronaldo brings, even when the team isn’t dominating, made him the harder one to face in that game. He’s a legend and it was special to share the pitch with him.”

🚨 Marc Cucurella was asked who gave him the hardest time between Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. 🎙️ Reporter: “Marc, as a left-back you’ve faced both Messi and Ronaldo in big games. Who was the tougher opponent for you personally?” 🗣️ Marc Cucurella: “They’re legends in completely different ways, but facing Cristiano Ronaldo in the World Cup was something else. “Even at 41, Ronaldo remains a massive threat. You can’t switch off for a second because one run or clever movement can create a chance out of nothing. Our team had to stay ultra-focused to handle him. “In that match, Portugal didn’t create much overall, but Ronaldo still managed a few dangerous moments and got shots away — it shows his incredible mentality and finishing instinct. He forces defenders into tough 1v1 situations with his speed and power. “With Messi it was more about collective organisation. We tried to stay compact, limit his space in between the lines, and make it hard for him to link up with teammates. “Personally, the intensity and constant danger Ronaldo brings, even when the team isn’t dominating, made him the harder one to face in that game. He’s a legend and it was special to share the pitch with him.”

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Safe to say Arsenal Banter era didn’t just start today…these lads have been shameless for ages

Safe to say Arsenal Banter era didn’t just start today…these lads have been shameless for ages

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What match did Wayne Rooney celebrate like this ? Let’s see who the real Manchester United fans are

What match did Wayne Rooney celebrate like this ? Let’s see who the real Manchester United fans are

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🎙️🚨Mesut Özil on Vinícius Júnior’s Real Madrid Future 🗣️"At Real Madrid, you learn very quickly that the badge always comes before any individual player, no matter how iconic they are. Look at the history: when Cristiano left, people thought the world was ending. When Sergio Ramos moved on, it was the same story. President Florentino Pérez has always operated with absolute pragmatism. If the timing is right, the finances make sense, or a player wants a new challenge, he will never stand in their way—he's proven that time and time again. So if Vinícius does end up leaving, it won't be the end of the world for Madrid. The club is bigger than anyone. If Vini moves on, they already have world-class talent ready to take on a bigger role from within, and the transfer market always offers top-tier attackers who would jump at the chance to wear that shirt. Players come and go, but Real Madrid always finds a way to win."

🎙️🚨Mesut Özil on Vinícius Júnior’s Real Madrid Future 🗣️"At Real Madrid, you learn very quickly that the badge always comes before any individual player, no matter how iconic they are. Look at the history: when Cristiano left, people thought the world was ending. When Sergio Ramos moved on, it was the same story. President Florentino Pérez has always operated with absolute pragmatism. If the timing is right, the finances make sense, or a player wants a new challenge, he will never stand in their way—he's proven that time and time again. So if Vinícius does end up leaving, it won't be the end of the world for Madrid. The club is bigger than anyone. If Vini moves on, they already have world-class talent ready to take on a bigger role from within, and the transfer market always offers top-tier attackers who would jump at the chance to wear that shirt. Players come and go, but Real Madrid always finds a way to win."

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🚨NEW Eddie Howe breaks silence after leaving Newcastle united: 🗣️"When I came to Newcastle, we set out to build a project grounded in ambition, identity, and proper planning. Over the past couple of seasons, however, the strategy shifted dramatically. You simply cannot continuously sell off your primary match-winners and key leaders—players who defined our spine—and expect the team to maintain elite standards without replacing them with equivalent quality. "As a manager, you take full responsibility for results on the pitch, but you need the tools to deliver those results. I wasn't willing to stand on the touchline next season, carry the blame for inevitable drop-offs, and be thrown under the bus for decisions made well above my head. The fans deserve absolute honesty, and the reality is that the squad was systematically weakened while expectations remained unchanged. It reached a point where staying meant accepting full accountability for a failure that was engineered off the pitch, and I couldn't accept that."

🚨NEW Eddie Howe breaks silence after leaving Newcastle united: 🗣️"When I came to Newcastle, we set out to build a project grounded in ambition, identity, and proper planning. Over the past couple of seasons, however, the strategy shifted dramatically. You simply cannot continuously sell off your primary match-winners and key leaders—players who defined our spine—and expect the team to maintain elite standards without replacing them with equivalent quality. "As a manager, you take full responsibility for results on the pitch, but you need the tools to deliver those results. I wasn't willing to stand on the touchline next season, carry the blame for inevitable drop-offs, and be thrown under the bus for decisions made well above my head. The fans deserve absolute honesty, and the reality is that the squad was systematically weakened while expectations remained unchanged. It reached a point where staying meant accepting full accountability for a failure that was engineered off the pitch, and I couldn't accept that."

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What was going on in the head of 18yr old Kobbie Mainoo

What was going on in the head of 18yr old Kobbie Mainoo

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🚨🎙️MIKEL OBI ON CHELSEA LINKS TO DANNY WELBECK; 🗣️" I hear what the fans are saying. I get it. The moment people hear 'Danny Welbeck,' they look at his passport, see he's 35, and immediately throw their hands up in the air. People say, 'Mikel, why are Chelsea going for another veteran? We need fresh blood!' I understand the concern about his age, I really do. "But hold on a minute. Let’s actually look at the numbers before we start complaining. "Look at last season in the Premier League: Danny Welbeck played for Brighton and put up 13 goals. Meanwhile, we have Liam Delap in our squad right now who managed 1 goal all season. So how can any Chelsea fan sit there and question Welbeck’s productivity when you compare that? You’re talking about a proven striker who outscored our young option by twelve goals in the same league! "Bringing in a player like Welbeck on a short-term deal is actually a very smart play. You’re getting a guy who knows this league inside out, someone who holds the ball up, works hard for the team, and brings elite professional standards to that dressing room. At his age, he understands his body, he knows his role, and he gives you maximum efficiency every time he steps onto the pitch. It’s experience plus immediate production—and that’s exactly what a young squad like ours needs to lean on."

🚨🎙️MIKEL OBI ON CHELSEA LINKS TO DANNY WELBECK; 🗣️" I hear what the fans are saying. I get it. The moment people hear 'Danny Welbeck,' they look at his passport, see he's 35, and immediately throw their hands up in the air. People say, 'Mikel, why are Chelsea going for another veteran? We need fresh blood!' I understand the concern about his age, I really do. "But hold on a minute. Let’s actually look at the numbers before we start complaining. "Look at last season in the Premier League: Danny Welbeck played for Brighton and put up 13 goals. Meanwhile, we have Liam Delap in our squad right now who managed 1 goal all season. So how can any Chelsea fan sit there and question Welbeck’s productivity when you compare that? You’re talking about a proven striker who outscored our young option by twelve goals in the same league! "Bringing in a player like Welbeck on a short-term deal is actually a very smart play. You’re getting a guy who knows this league inside out, someone who holds the ball up, works hard for the team, and brings elite professional standards to that dressing room. At his age, he understands his body, he knows his role, and he gives you maximum efficiency every time he steps onto the pitch. It’s experience plus immediate production—and that’s exactly what a young squad like ours needs to lean on."

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🚨NEW Robin van Persie on the Vini Jr. to Arsenal Rumors; 🗣️"Let’s be honest for a second and stop playing games with the supporters. This Vinícius to Arsenal story? It’s pure, unadulterated noise from the media. Every transfer window, the papers need a blockbuster headline to feed the fan base, but selling Arsenal fans the dream that a player in his prime at Real Madrid is suddenly packing his bags for London is pure delusion. It’s deceiving, and frankly, it feels like gaslighting the supporters just to generate clicks. Vini Jr is competing for Ballon d'Ors and Champions League titles every single season in Madrid. Arsenal are building something good, yes, but let's not pretend we're in the same universe yet when it comes to pulling off a transfer like that. It’s just not happening—and deep down, every fan knows it."

🚨NEW Robin van Persie on the Vini Jr. to Arsenal Rumors; 🗣️"Let’s be honest for a second and stop playing games with the supporters. This Vinícius to Arsenal story? It’s pure, unadulterated noise from the media. Every transfer window, the papers need a blockbuster headline to feed the fan base, but selling Arsenal fans the dream that a player in his prime at Real Madrid is suddenly packing his bags for London is pure delusion. It’s deceiving, and frankly, it feels like gaslighting the supporters just to generate clicks. Vini Jr is competing for Ballon d'Ors and Champions League titles every single season in Madrid. Arsenal are building something good, yes, but let's not pretend we're in the same universe yet when it comes to pulling off a transfer like that. It’s just not happening—and deep down, every fan knows it."

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🚨🗣 Michael Carrick on Marcus Rashford’s addition to the squad: "We are taking every available asset we can find right now. Following my discussion with Rashford, it's clear his attitude is in a completely different place. I actually pitched the idea of giving him back the No. 10 jersey, but he turned it down, mentioning that Cunha wears it better and ought to keep it." "People warrant an opportunity to prove themselves again, which is the exact reason I'm providing him this fresh start." "His temporary stay with Barcelona went well, and his recent World Cup showing for England was quite solid. It’s time for everyone to bury previous events and lock their sight on where we're headed, because that is what truly counts today."

🚨🗣 Michael Carrick on Marcus Rashford’s addition to the squad: "We are taking every available asset we can find right now. Following my discussion with Rashford, it's clear his attitude is in a completely different place. I actually pitched the idea of giving him back the No. 10 jersey, but he turned it down, mentioning that Cunha wears it better and ought to keep it." "People warrant an opportunity to prove themselves again, which is the exact reason I'm providing him this fresh start." "His temporary stay with Barcelona went well, and his recent World Cup showing for England was quite solid. It’s time for everyone to bury previous events and lock their sight on where we're headed, because that is what truly counts today."

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🚨🎙️NEW Steven Gerrard on PSG reportedly demanding €170 million for Bradley Barcola amid Liverpool’s interest. 🗣️"Look, let’s be completely honest about where football is right now—the transfer market has completely lost its mind. Look at what PSG are demanding for Bradley Barcola. You're talking €170 million for a winger who is barely establishing himself at the very top level. But can you really blame PSG? They’re just looking across the Channel and following the benchmark that's been set. The truth is, we in the Premier League brought this on ourselves. Look at this transfer window alone—Elliot Anderson going to Manchester City for £116 million, Chelsea dropping £117 million on Morgan Rogers, and West Ham demanding £85 million just to let Mateus Fernandes walk out the door. Now, don't get me wrong or twist my words: Elliot, Morgan, and Mateus are top lads and brilliant young footballers. They've got immense talent and bags of potential. But these fees? They are absolutely ridiculous. When decent young players with one or two good seasons under their belt are commanding £100m+ price tags, the market is completely upside down. It creates an environment where expectations become suffocating for young lads, and it leaves the whole situation looking unsustainable."

🚨🎙️NEW Steven Gerrard on PSG reportedly demanding €170 million for Bradley Barcola amid Liverpool’s interest. 🗣️"Look, let’s be completely honest about where football is right now—the transfer market has completely lost its mind. Look at what PSG are demanding for Bradley Barcola. You're talking €170 million for a winger who is barely establishing himself at the very top level. But can you really blame PSG? They’re just looking across the Channel and following the benchmark that's been set. The truth is, we in the Premier League brought this on ourselves. Look at this transfer window alone—Elliot Anderson going to Manchester City for £116 million, Chelsea dropping £117 million on Morgan Rogers, and West Ham demanding £85 million just to let Mateus Fernandes walk out the door. Now, don't get me wrong or twist my words: Elliot, Morgan, and Mateus are top lads and brilliant young footballers. They've got immense talent and bags of potential. But these fees? They are absolutely ridiculous. When decent young players with one or two good seasons under their belt are commanding £100m+ price tags, the market is completely upside down. It creates an environment where expectations become suffocating for young lads, and it leaves the whole situation looking unsustainable."

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🚨🎙️ Sergio Busquets on Rodri Choosing Barça Over Real Madrid 🗣️ "When you play as a pivot in Spain, you aren't just filling a position—you’re carrying a culture. Real Madrid is built on moments, individual genius, and winning through chaos. But Barcelona is an idea. It’s a language written by those who understand time and space. Rodri sees the game two seconds before anyone else on the pitch. Madrid would have asked him to break up play, but Barça gives him the keys to dictate life. Seeing a fellow Spaniard who carries that same obsession with order and quiet authority choose Camp Nou over the Bernabéu feels deeply personal. Real Madrid could offer him silverware, but Barcelona offers him a legacy. Passing the torch to a player with his mind isn't just a signing for the club—it’s a master recognizing where his football truly belongs."

🚨🎙️ Sergio Busquets on Rodri Choosing Barça Over Real Madrid 🗣️ "When you play as a pivot in Spain, you aren't just filling a position—you’re carrying a culture. Real Madrid is built on moments, individual genius, and winning through chaos. But Barcelona is an idea. It’s a language written by those who understand time and space. Rodri sees the game two seconds before anyone else on the pitch. Madrid would have asked him to break up play, but Barça gives him the keys to dictate life. Seeing a fellow Spaniard who carries that same obsession with order and quiet authority choose Camp Nou over the Bernabéu feels deeply personal. Real Madrid could offer him silverware, but Barcelona offers him a legacy. Passing the torch to a player with his mind isn't just a signing for the club—it’s a master recognizing where his football truly belongs."

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🚨🎙️Jürgen Klopp on Mohamed Salah’s Transfer to Trabzonspor; 🗣️"What can I say about Mo that hasn't already been said? Seeing thousands of passionate supporters turn out at the airport to greet him—it brought a massive smile to my face, but honestly, it didn't surprise me at all. That is the kind of love Mo commands wherever he goes. Trabzon is getting an absolute superstar, but more importantly, an incredible human being. Our relationship over those seven years at Anfield was something truly special. We pushed each other, we celebrated together, and we built something unforgettable. He was my Egyptian King, a player who gave everything for the badge every single time he stepped onto the pitch. Make no mistake about it—Mo Salah leaves as an absolute Liverpool legend. 257 goals, trophies, moments of pure magic that will live forever in the history of our club. To see him start this new chapter with Trabzonspor, embraced by thousands of fans chanting his name from minute one, fills me with immense pride. They are going to love him there, and he will give them every ounce of his soul. Good luck, my friend—you deserve every bit of this warmth!"

🚨🎙️Jürgen Klopp on Mohamed Salah’s Transfer to Trabzonspor; 🗣️"What can I say about Mo that hasn't already been said? Seeing thousands of passionate supporters turn out at the airport to greet him—it brought a massive smile to my face, but honestly, it didn't surprise me at all. That is the kind of love Mo commands wherever he goes. Trabzon is getting an absolute superstar, but more importantly, an incredible human being. Our relationship over those seven years at Anfield was something truly special. We pushed each other, we celebrated together, and we built something unforgettable. He was my Egyptian King, a player who gave everything for the badge every single time he stepped onto the pitch. Make no mistake about it—Mo Salah leaves as an absolute Liverpool legend. 257 goals, trophies, moments of pure magic that will live forever in the history of our club. To see him start this new chapter with Trabzonspor, embraced by thousands of fans chanting his name from minute one, fills me with immense pride. They are going to love him there, and he will give them every ounce of his soul. Good luck, my friend—you deserve every bit of this warmth!"

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🚨🎙️ Ronald Koeman on news of Xavi taking over his role as head coach of the Dutch national team; 🗣️“Xavi is a good coach and he understands the Cruyff philosophy—we both learned that at Barcelona. In terms of attacking football and 4-3-3, it makes sense on paper. But international management is completely different from club football. At Barca, he was used to getting levers, big transfers, and daily training sessions to drill his patterns. With the national team, you don’t get to buy players. You have to adapt to the squad you actually have—something I had to do during my first stint here and at Barcelona. And if he thought the press in Spain was demanding, wait until he plays a back five in Amsterdam or loses a match in Eindhoven. The Dutch public wants winning football and perfect 4-3-3, no excuses. It’s a tough job, but I wish him the best. He’s going to need it.”

🚨🎙️ Ronald Koeman on news of Xavi taking over his role as head coach of the Dutch national team; 🗣️“Xavi is a good coach and he understands the Cruyff philosophy—we both learned that at Barcelona. In terms of attacking football and 4-3-3, it makes sense on paper. But international management is completely different from club football. At Barca, he was used to getting levers, big transfers, and daily training sessions to drill his patterns. With the national team, you don’t get to buy players. You have to adapt to the squad you actually have—something I had to do during my first stint here and at Barcelona. And if he thought the press in Spain was demanding, wait until he plays a back five in Amsterdam or loses a match in Eindhoven. The Dutch public wants winning football and perfect 4-3-3, no excuses. It’s a tough job, but I wish him the best. He’s going to need it.”

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Do you know how angry you need to be not to realize you’re wearing a piece of clothing upside down? They told me “he only played for money”

Do you know how angry you need to be not to realize you’re wearing a piece of clothing upside down? They told me “he only played for money”

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Here me out Ole Gunnar Solskjaer counter attack football might be just what we need right now

Here me out Ole Gunnar Solskjaer counter attack football might be just what we need right now

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Amorim's handling of Mainoo reminds me of Ten Hag's approach with Amad and how we almost lost him

Amorim's handling of Mainoo reminds me of Ten Hag's approach with Amad and how we almost lost him

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🚨🗣️ Kobbie Mainoo on facing Ruben Amorim against AC Milan tomorrow: 🗣️ Reporter: "Your first preseason fixture is against AC Milan—how do you feel about going up against your former manager?" 🗣️ Kobbie Mainoo: "I'm giving full effort out there. At Manchester United, we treat every single match like a final, so I’m not stepping onto that pitch trying to prove anything to anybody." 🗣️ Kobbie Mainoo: "Ever since Michael Carrick took charge, our squad and style of play have completely transformed—we’ve been virtually unstoppable, and that’s all down to him. I’m not saying that to disrespect anyone else."

🚨🗣️ Kobbie Mainoo on facing Ruben Amorim against AC Milan tomorrow: 🗣️ Reporter: "Your first preseason fixture is against AC Milan—how do you feel about going up against your former manager?" 🗣️ Kobbie Mainoo: "I'm giving full effort out there. At Manchester United, we treat every single match like a final, so I’m not stepping onto that pitch trying to prove anything to anybody." 🗣️ Kobbie Mainoo: "Ever since Michael Carrick took charge, our squad and style of play have completely transformed—we’ve been virtually unstoppable, and that’s all down to him. I’m not saying that to disrespect anyone else."

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Seems they’ve started healing…let’s remind them once again

Seems they’ve started healing…let’s remind them once again

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Patrice Evra celebrating right in front of Luis Suarez after being racially abused is proper shithousery 😂😂

Patrice Evra celebrating right in front of Luis Suarez after being racially abused is proper shithousery 😂😂

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We get a 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 coach and we start having conflict of interests about who holds down the RW position between Bryan Mbeumo or Amad Diallo My answer is going to be Amad Diallo

We get a 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 coach and we start having conflict of interests about who holds down the RW position between Bryan Mbeumo or Amad Diallo My answer is going to be Amad Diallo

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Alex Ferguson's reaction on Cristiano Ronaldo getting attacked is like that of a father feeling his son’s pain

Alex Ferguson's reaction on Cristiano Ronaldo getting attacked is like that of a father feeling his son’s pain

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Her: Last night was great The night I remember:

Her: Last night was great The night I remember:

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Kids these days won’t know just how good Edwin Van Der Sar was He broke the goalkeeper curse since Schmicheal left

Kids these days won’t know just how good Edwin Van Der Sar was He broke the goalkeeper curse since Schmicheal left

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