
autist
@litteralyme0 • 291,460 subscribers
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Me in 2049 after Hantavirus and Ebola wiped out 95% of the population thinking I’d survive like Rick Grimes but I end up like this mf:
autist7,572,374 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

Sam Neill dying after successfully beating blood cancer rip legend
autist573,108 просмотров • 8 дней назад

How it genuinely feels to see Disney slop bombing at the box office while good movies are coming back
autist526,617 просмотров • 7 дней назад

realized ‘9-5’ means “9 hours a day, 5 days a week” not “9am to 5pm”
autist15,720,839 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

-Study for 20 years -Work for 40 years -Free for 5-10 years -Die It's a scam bro
autist18,543,643 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

Paris fans after PSG either win or loses the champions league:
autist2,805,697 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

How I would be moving if I went to argentina with the $67 in my bank account
autist114,391 просмотров • 4 дней назад
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somewhere, my future wife is praying for me to stay single and it's clearly working
autist65,857 просмотров • 3 дней назад

The type of girl at the pharmacy desk when I go to pick up a max strength diarrhea medication
autist3,748,196 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

Type of shit Death had to go through before he took Chuck Norris
autist3,063,138 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

opened instagram reels and this is the first video I saw
autist3,438,741 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад

Leaving work after playing an idiot all day to avoid responsibility
autist3,426,465 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад