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How everyone swears bowie knife99 is moving:

How everyone swears bowie knife99 is moving:

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How dudes genuinely react when you tell them to take responsibility for their actions

How dudes genuinely react when you tell them to take responsibility for their actions

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When the depressive episode goes away and the schizophrenic ego maniac comes back to tell me l'm the chosen one

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When the depressive episode goes away and the schizophrenic ego maniac comes back to tell me l'm the chosen one

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The “all you can eat buffet” security watching me eat the customers

The “all you can eat buffet” security watching me eat the customers

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I'm sorry...

I'm sorry...

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“I wish for a quarter of a billion dollars” nikki:

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“I wish for a quarter of a billion dollars” nikki:

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Me after I “securely connected” my bank account to ChatGPT and I see a wire transfer of 100K to Israel

Me after I “securely connected” my bank account to ChatGPT and I see a wire transfer of 100K to Israel

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POV: You're out having fun and suddenly you don't feel the big 3 in your pocket

POV: You're out having fun and suddenly you don't feel the big 3 in your pocket

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“I cant wait for summer!!” average summer sleeping experience:

“I cant wait for summer!!” average summer sleeping experience:

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Yeah I am definetely NOT getting Hantavirus

Yeah I am definetely NOT getting Hantavirus

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The PEAK redemption arc

The PEAK redemption arc

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My new Trump phone when I mention Epstein or criticize Israel:

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My new Trump phone when I mention Epstein or criticize Israel:

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How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun gonna explode in 5 billion years

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun gonna explode in 5 billion years

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The move Star Wars writers pull when the story takes place between Episodes III & IV and things are going a little TOO well

The move Star Wars writers pull when the story takes place between Episodes III & IV and things are going a little TOO well

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Steam is just goated

Steam is just goated

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The Boys fans after realizing their show is on the same path as Game of Thrones & Stranger Things

The Boys fans after realizing their show is on the same path as Game of Thrones & Stranger Things

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Girls: "My mom's clothes are ugly" How men feel wearing anything from their dad:

Girls: "My mom's clothes are ugly" How men feel wearing anything from their dad:

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eric kripke

eric kripke

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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How I disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they will ever meet:

How I disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they will ever meet:

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true kindness

true kindness

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Paris fans after PSG either win or loses the champions league:

Paris fans after PSG either win or loses the champions league:

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Me in 2049 after Hantavirus and Ebola wiped out 95% of the population thinking I’d survive like Rick Grimes but I end up like this mf:

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Me in 2049 after Hantavirus and Ebola wiped out 95% of the population thinking I’d survive like Rick Grimes but I end up like this mf:

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I'm crying bro did not have a SINGLE friend 😭💔

I'm crying bro did not have a SINGLE friend 😭💔

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realized ‘9-5’ means “9 hours a day, 5 days a week” not “9am to 5pm”

realized ‘9-5’ means “9 hours a day, 5 days a week” not “9am to 5pm”

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-Study for 20 years -Work for 40 years -Free for 5-10 years -Die It's a scam bro

-Study for 20 years -Work for 40 years -Free for 5-10 years -Die It's a scam bro

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You know who wasn't in the epstein files? AGAIN

You know who wasn't in the epstein files? AGAIN

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The Boys end credits after everyone just dies in the finale:

The Boys end credits after everyone just dies in the finale:

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My toys watching the villain revive for the 127,676th time: (There's no budget for another toy to play the villain)

My toys watching the villain revive for the 127,676th time: (There's no budget for another toy to play the villain)

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The type of girl at the pharmacy desk when I go to pick up a max strength diarrhea medication

The type of girl at the pharmacy desk when I go to pick up a max strength diarrhea medication

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gabe newell

gabe newell

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Type of shit Death had to go through before he took Chuck Norris

Type of shit Death had to go through before he took Chuck Norris

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The scourge virus done hit Israel

The scourge virus done hit Israel

883,114 Aufrufe • vor 27 Tagen

When I'm out with friends and the sudden feeling of not belonging hits

When I'm out with friends and the sudden feeling of not belonging hits

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Kindest superhero oat

Kindest superhero oat

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opened instagram reels and this is the first video I saw

opened instagram reels and this is the first video I saw

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Leaving work after playing an idiot all day to avoid responsibility

Leaving work after playing an idiot all day to avoid responsibility

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Top 5 companies who care about human rights and have great intentions: 1. Nestle 2. Palantir 3. Black rock 4. Oracle 5. Lockhead Martin

Top 5 companies who care about human rights and have great intentions: 1. Nestle 2. Palantir 3. Black rock 4. Oracle 5. Lockhead Martin

166,015 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

Why TF did Epstein had a Minecraft Let's Play Series😭

Why TF did Epstein had a Minecraft Let's Play Series😭

2,781,432 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

How I feel after genuinely naming my son The World so when he cries my wife can whisper “The World needs you”

How I feel after genuinely naming my son The World so when he cries my wife can whisper “The World needs you”

358,388 Aufrufe • vor 19 Tagen