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How everyone swears bowie knife99 is moving:

How everyone swears bowie knife99 is moving:

2,129,451 views

How dudes genuinely react when you tell them to take responsibility for their actions

How dudes genuinely react when you tell them to take responsibility for their actions

2,503,357 views

When the depressive episode goes away and the schizophrenic ego maniac comes back to tell me l'm the chosen one

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When the depressive episode goes away and the schizophrenic ego maniac comes back to tell me l'm the chosen one

408,003 views

The “all you can eat buffet” security watching me eat the customers

The “all you can eat buffet” security watching me eat the customers

442,383 views

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry...

1,499,004 views

“I wish for a quarter of a billion dollars” nikki:

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“I wish for a quarter of a billion dollars” nikki:

222,558 views

Me after I “securely connected” my bank account to ChatGPT and I see a wire transfer of 100K to Israel

Me after I “securely connected” my bank account to ChatGPT and I see a wire transfer of 100K to Israel

2,251,763 views

POV: You're out having fun and suddenly you don't feel the big 3 in your pocket

POV: You're out having fun and suddenly you don't feel the big 3 in your pocket

2,194,657 views

“I cant wait for summer!!” average summer sleeping experience:

“I cant wait for summer!!” average summer sleeping experience:

769,866 views

Yeah I am definetely NOT getting Hantavirus

Yeah I am definetely NOT getting Hantavirus

2,187,653 views

The PEAK redemption arc

The PEAK redemption arc

801,922 views

My new Trump phone when I mention Epstein or criticize Israel:

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My new Trump phone when I mention Epstein or criticize Israel:

797,892 views

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun gonna explode in 5 billion years

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun gonna explode in 5 billion years

1,178,874 views

The move Star Wars writers pull when the story takes place between Episodes III & IV and things are going a little TOO well

The move Star Wars writers pull when the story takes place between Episodes III & IV and things are going a little TOO well

1,268,692 views

Steam is just goated

Steam is just goated

796,093 views

The Boys fans after realizing their show is on the same path as Game of Thrones & Stranger Things

The Boys fans after realizing their show is on the same path as Game of Thrones & Stranger Things

1,005,493 views

Girls: "My mom's clothes are ugly" How men feel wearing anything from their dad:

Girls: "My mom's clothes are ugly" How men feel wearing anything from their dad:

750,376 views

eric kripke

eric kripke

481,360 views

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

199,738 views

How I disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they will ever meet:

How I disappear from peoples lives after being the best temporary person they will ever meet:

688,060 views

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true kindness

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1,308,989 views • 2 days ago

Me in 2049 after Hantavirus and Ebola wiped out 95% of the population thinking I’d survive like Rick Grimes but I end up like this mf:
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gabe newell

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319,576 views • 11 days ago

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The scourge virus done hit Israel

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883,114 views • 27 days ago

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Kindest superhero oat

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99,418 views • 5 days ago