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How Erika kirk is going to pull up on the first Kirkiversary

How Erika kirk is going to pull up on the first Kirkiversary

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When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

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2000s born mfs watching a pandemic hit during the enjoyment era and Al pull up during the employment era

2000s born mfs watching a pandemic hit during the enjoyment era and Al pull up during the employment era

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How it felt opening ANY social media on September 10th 2025

How it felt opening ANY social media on September 10th 2025

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I've tasted both employment and unemployment. I recommend generational wealth or not being born

I've tasted both employment and unemployment. I recommend generational wealth or not being born

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That one juror going back home after successfully resisting 11 retards for an entire week

That one juror going back home after successfully resisting 11 retards for an entire week

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The fucking PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA forgot to unschedule his victory tweet There is NO celebration ARGENTINA LOST LMFAO

The fucking PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA forgot to unschedule his victory tweet There is NO celebration ARGENTINA LOST LMFAO

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My Apple Watch when it enables rewind mode and hears me criticize Israel:

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My Apple Watch when it enables rewind mode and hears me criticize Israel:

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today is the last day of summer 2026

today is the last day of summer 2026

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ghost rider

ghost rider

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me waking up for work at 6am after going to bed at 5am

me waking up for work at 6am after going to bed at 5am

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freddy backroom

freddy backroom

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when you finally goes to a therapist and realised that the therapist is therapist

when you finally goes to a therapist and realised that the therapist is therapist

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*Jean Grey genuinely looking for her sister* Meanwhile Milchick at Damage Control:

Jean Grey genuinely looking for her sister Meanwhile Milchick at Damage Control:

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When your wife is a 10/10, your daughter says no to parties and your son knows every super car by engine sound

When your wife is a 10/10, your daughter says no to parties and your son knows every super car by engine sound

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Thanos from Heaven seeing scientists realize what he realized 10 years ago

Thanos from Heaven seeing scientists realize what he realized 10 years ago

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frank castle

frank castle

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“Child predators have rights too”

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“Child predators have rights too”

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When you reach that perfect level of drunk where you can still think clearly but your charisma and confidence stats get a +400% boost

When you reach that perfect level of drunk where you can still think clearly but your charisma and confidence stats get a +400% boost

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humiliation match for third place

humiliation match for third place

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Just realized 2026 will be 69% complete on kirkiversary…

Just realized 2026 will be 69% complete on kirkiversary…

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When your phone hits you with the “a year ago today”

When your phone hits you with the “a year ago today”

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Minecraft 2

Minecraft 2

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earth review

earth review

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Top 5 Beers: 1. 3rd Beer 2. 1st Beer 3. 10th Beer 4. 7th Beer 5. 4th Beer

Top 5 Beers: 1. 3rd Beer 2. 1st Beer 3. 10th Beer 4. 7th Beer 5. 4th Beer

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So if you own anything digital you literally CANNOT play anything LMFAO

So if you own anything digital you literally CANNOT play anything LMFAO

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SPIDER-MAN: BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE TRAILER LEAKED HOLY SHIT

SPIDER-MAN: BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE TRAILER LEAKED HOLY SHIT

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the odyssey

the odyssey

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realized ‘9-5’ means “9 hours a day, 5 days a week” not “9am to 5pm”

realized ‘9-5’ means “9 hours a day, 5 days a week” not “9am to 5pm”

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Me in 2049 after Hantavirus and Ebola wiped out 95% of the population thinking I’d survive like Rick Grimes but I end up like this mf:

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Me in 2049 after Hantavirus and Ebola wiped out 95% of the population thinking I’d survive like Rick Grimes but I end up like this mf:

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-Study for 20 years -Work for 40 years -Free for 5-10 years -Die It's a scam bro

-Study for 20 years -Work for 40 years -Free for 5-10 years -Die It's a scam bro

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project hail mary

project hail mary

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*Spider-Man finally saves the day and comfort jean* Frank Castle on the other side of the fucking city:

Spider-Man finally saves the day and comfort jean Frank Castle on the other side of the fucking city:

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You know who wasn't in the epstein files? AGAIN

You know who wasn't in the epstein files? AGAIN

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gta 6 leaks

gta 6 leaks

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love you bro

love you bro

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“2027 is in 4 months” me who lost track of time since 2019:

“2027 is in 4 months” me who lost track of time since 2019:

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Paris fans after PSG either win or loses the champions league:

Paris fans after PSG either win or loses the champions league:

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mfs will stay in bed all day then go gym for 2 hours and call it a productive day

mfs will stay in bed all day then go gym for 2 hours and call it a productive day

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Me wasting my entire day because I have something to do at 5pm

Me wasting my entire day because I have something to do at 5pm

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