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me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

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me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

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average male experience after the age of 15:

average male experience after the age of 15:

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me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

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me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

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when you meet a 10/10 but you're not where you want to be in life:

when you meet a 10/10 but you're not where you want to be in life:

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Me realizing some kid is probably using my birth year to lie about their age

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Me realizing some kid is probably using my birth year to lie about their age

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me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

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me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

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guys after losing a girl they weren’t even dating

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guys after losing a girl they weren’t even dating

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Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF

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Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF

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When tomorrow is Monday but you don't care because you're unemployed

When tomorrow is Monday but you don't care because you're unemployed

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mfs immediately after saying goodnight to everyone

mfs immediately after saying goodnight to everyone

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mfs at 3 am after saying goodnight to everyone

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mfs at 3 am after saying goodnight to everyone

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how mfs feel after telling everyone they’re fine

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how mfs feel after telling everyone they’re fine

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“Your 20s will be the best years of your life” My 20s:

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“Your 20s will be the best years of your life” My 20s:

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Introvert after realizing they have to approach a girl first to be in a relationship.

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Introvert after realizing they have to approach a girl first to be in a relationship.

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POV: You applied for an internship but your resume is so goated they’ve been reviewing it for 3 months

POV: You applied for an internship but your resume is so goated they’ve been reviewing it for 3 months

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“Say your name and 3 interesting facts about yourself”

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“Say your name and 3 interesting facts about yourself”

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How quitting my job, disappearing and travelling around the world looks at me at 10:21AM on a random Monday

How quitting my job, disappearing and travelling around the world looks at me at 10:21AM on a random Monday

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How life feels after accepting that the single arc might be permanent

How life feels after accepting that the single arc might be permanent

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When you're deep in a conversation with yourself in a made-up scenario and realize you're lowkey showing signs of mental illness

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When you're deep in a conversation with yourself in a made-up scenario and realize you're lowkey showing signs of mental illness

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me trying to meet the love of my life “naturally” but I don't post pics, have 2 friends and I leave the house once a month

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me trying to meet the love of my life “naturally” but I don't post pics, have 2 friends and I leave the house once a month

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“Being alone must be horrible” Me alone and with money:
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“Being alone must be horrible” Me alone and with money:

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When you're 8 beers deep and they start playing 2000's white girl music

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when you have no talking stage, no crush, no love life, just a chill guy alone
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When you finish a show that was part of your daily routine
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When you finish a show that was part of your daily routine

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“you are now the party leader”

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How mfs look when it’s late at night and the memories start flooding in

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How it feels to be average at everything but never the best at anything

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men will see this and think ‘hell yeah’

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life after finishing those final exams
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life after finishing those final exams

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when it’s 3am on a sunday night and u just accept the fact that ur cooked
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the most scared i’ve ever been in my life

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introvert me waiting for the love of my life (I sit at home every weekend)
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POV: It’s the 21st night of September

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when I offer them my wife and kids but they still go for my air fryer
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when I offer them my wife and kids but they still go for my air fryer

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“I’m gonna sleep early tonight” same mfs at 5:35 am:
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“I’m gonna sleep early tonight” same mfs at 5:35 am:

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Bro: There's gonna be girls at the party, don’t say anything weird Me:

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when all ur friends are dating but you’re just chilling
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when all ur friends are dating but you’re just chilling

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how it feels to be up at 3am wondering if you’re gonna make it in life
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how it feels to be up at 3am wondering if you’re gonna make it in life

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