autist's banner
autist's profile picture

autist

@litteralyme0_ • 158,524 subscribers

real | second: @Miilato_

Shorts

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

Sensitive content

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

30,244,798 views

average male experience after the age of 15:

average male experience after the age of 15:

21,249,140 views

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

Sensitive content

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

16,460,444 views

when you meet a 10/10 but you're not where you want to be in life:

when you meet a 10/10 but you're not where you want to be in life:

13,306,510 views

Me realizing some kid is probably using my birth year to lie about their age

Sensitive content

Me realizing some kid is probably using my birth year to lie about their age

5,491,940 views

me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

Sensitive content

me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

5,361,028 views

guys after losing a girl they weren’t even dating

Sensitive content

guys after losing a girl they weren’t even dating

6,352,634 views

Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF

Sensitive content

Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF

4,043,456 views

When tomorrow is Monday but you don't care because you're unemployed

When tomorrow is Monday but you don't care because you're unemployed

2,098,450 views

mfs immediately after saying goodnight to everyone

mfs immediately after saying goodnight to everyone

3,113,022 views

mfs at 3 am after saying goodnight to everyone

Sensitive content

mfs at 3 am after saying goodnight to everyone

2,074,185 views

how mfs feel after telling everyone they’re fine

Sensitive content

how mfs feel after telling everyone they’re fine

1,884,616 views

“Your 20s will be the best years of your life” My 20s:

Sensitive content

“Your 20s will be the best years of your life” My 20s:

1,217,824 views

Introvert after realizing they have to approach a girl first to be in a relationship.

Sensitive content

Introvert after realizing they have to approach a girl first to be in a relationship.

1,265,777 views

POV: You applied for an internship but your resume is so goated they’ve been reviewing it for 3 months

POV: You applied for an internship but your resume is so goated they’ve been reviewing it for 3 months

1,220,365 views

“Say your name and 3 interesting facts about yourself”

Sensitive content

“Say your name and 3 interesting facts about yourself”

1,136,474 views

How quitting my job, disappearing and travelling around the world looks at me at 10:21AM on a random Monday

How quitting my job, disappearing and travelling around the world looks at me at 10:21AM on a random Monday

1,043,796 views

How life feels after accepting that the single arc might be permanent

How life feels after accepting that the single arc might be permanent

1,000,976 views

When you're deep in a conversation with yourself in a made-up scenario and realize you're lowkey showing signs of mental illness

Sensitive content

When you're deep in a conversation with yourself in a made-up scenario and realize you're lowkey showing signs of mental illness

1,011,196 views

me trying to meet the love of my life “naturally” but I don't post pics, have 2 friends and I leave the house once a month

Sensitive content

me trying to meet the love of my life “naturally” but I don't post pics, have 2 friends and I leave the house once a month

973,031 views

Videos

LIVE
1.2k

Anya Rossi

sweetdream.ai

SweetDream.aiSponsored•Livecam
Streaming Now

Watch Anya Live

Anya is streaming live right now! Join her private show and enjoy exclusive content.

HD live stream
Exclusive private shows
1.2k viewers online

Free preview available • Premium content

“Being alone must be horrible” Me alone and with money:
0:21

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

“Being alone must be horrible” Me alone and with money:

autist

3,462,030 views • 10 months ago

When you're 8 beers deep and they start playing 2000's white girl music
0:24
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

When you're 8 beers deep and they start playing 2000's white girl music

autist

2,175,373 views • 10 months ago

when you have no talking stage, no crush, no love life, just a chill guy alone
0:21

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

when you have no talking stage, no crush, no love life, just a chill guy alone

autist

2,743,890 views • 1 year ago

When you finish a show that was part of your daily routine
0:20

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

When you finish a show that was part of your daily routine

autist

1,248,010 views • 10 months ago

“you are now the party leader”
0:24
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

“you are now the party leader”

autist

1,388,069 views • 1 year ago

How mfs look when it’s late at night and the memories start flooding in
0:34
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

How mfs look when it’s late at night and the memories start flooding in

autist

1,094,113 views • 10 months ago

How it feels to be average at everything but never the best at anything
0:29
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

How it feels to be average at everything but never the best at anything

autist

723,751 views • 10 months ago

men will see this and think ‘hell yeah’
0:20
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

men will see this and think ‘hell yeah’

autist

604,430 views • 11 months ago

life after finishing those final exams
0:21

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

life after finishing those final exams

autist

320,671 views • 1 year ago

when it’s 3am on a sunday night and u just accept the fact that ur cooked
0:20

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

when it’s 3am on a sunday night and u just accept the fact that ur cooked

autist

278,406 views • 1 year ago

the most scared i’ve ever been in my life
0:21
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

the most scared i’ve ever been in my life

autist

242,672 views • 1 year ago

introvert me waiting for the love of my life (I sit at home every weekend)
0:21

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

introvert me waiting for the love of my life (I sit at home every weekend)

autist

201,661 views • 1 year ago

POV: It’s the 21st night of September
0:49
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

POV: It’s the 21st night of September

autist

126,881 views • 8 months ago

when I offer them my wife and kids but they still go for my air fryer
0:21

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

when I offer them my wife and kids but they still go for my air fryer

autist

199,521 views • 1 year ago

“I’m gonna sleep early tonight” same mfs at 5:35 am:
0:41

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

“I’m gonna sleep early tonight” same mfs at 5:35 am:

autist

151,731 views • 11 months ago

Bro: There's gonna be girls at the party, don’t say anything weird Me:
0:47
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

Bro: There's gonna be girls at the party, don’t say anything weird Me:

autist

153,157 views • 11 months ago

how it feels to watch your bro fall for government propaganda this summer (employment)
0:24
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

how it feels to watch your bro fall for government propaganda this summer (employment)

autist

135,189 views • 11 months ago

when all ur friends are dating but you’re just chilling
0:21

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

when all ur friends are dating but you’re just chilling

autist

126,097 views • 1 year ago

how it feels to be up at 3am wondering if you’re gonna make it in life
0:22

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

litteralyme0_'s profile picture

how it feels to be up at 3am wondering if you’re gonna make it in life

autist

119,360 views • 1 year ago

when you experience another bad day but someone plays your favorite song
0:20
litteralyme0_'s profile picture

when you experience another bad day but someone plays your favorite song

autist

75,155 views • 1 year ago