Lauren
@LL79ATX • 2,456 subscribers
Keeping it real, one reel at a time. A mix of trends, thirst traps, live journaling & humor. I’m 46, single, near Austin, TX. My webpage 🔥🔥⬇️⬇️🔥🔥
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A girlfriend (former dental hygienist) said this should go viral b/c so many times she’s been on first dates and never saw the guy again because of periodontal disease/bad breath. Bad breath is a huge deterrent for most people and in many cases easily solved. I know I’ll be torn to bits over this but GEEZUS!!! Take a freaking hint. Granted, you should never take anything from someone you don’t trust but friends, I won’t leave you on that hill alone, I’ll be chewing the gum too. In fact many a time I try to play it off as I’m getting one for me, you want one too and EVERY freaking time I get hit with “Does my breath stink?” along with another pungent puff of your tonsel stone breath. Have you priced altoids or Ice Breakers lately?!? Gum isn’t cheap, and I’m not giving it away for no good reason. Don’t make it awkward for both of us, yeah your breath reeks. Take the mint and a trip to the dentist. That’s all I have to say about that. Wait, I have more, trim your finger nails! Claws only look good on Wolverine. Also, pedicures aren’t just for women. Some of you look like you could snatch fish out of the lake with your feet and flip flop season is upon us. #psa #fyp #fypシ #over40 #blogger #xreels #viral #stink #badbreath #laurenslabyrinth79 #fypシ゚viralシ #lauren #freckles #nofilter #single #blogger #bloggerstyle #ll79atx
Lauren24,393 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
I should wear these leggings more often…and you might wear yourself out watching the full, uncut, version of this video showing me fully nude from head to toe with my very ample bottom. Today is the last day I’m running a special for 15%. Don’t miss out. It’s going to be a very hot summer! #curves #curvy #mombod #milf #over40 #yum #booty
Lauren11,476 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
I got asked out yesterday and wasn’t going to go because of my neck pain (my spinal stenosis is flared up) but my AC went out on Sunday, faulty wire in my thermostat. AC guy is coming today. I was so miserably hot watching tv at home and he really wanted to meet me, so I did go downtown and he took me to the Roosevelt Room. He was very good looking, probably the best looking guy I’ve ever gone out with, and an attorney. I was looking cute but the pain was intense. I enjoyed the conversation and the drink. Would have been home by 10:30pm but got stuck in horrible traffic. The wind is blowing my curtains around in my room right now, and it feels like heaven! Such a cool breeze! #datenight #datenightoutfit #nofilter #blogger #blog #over40 #curvy #CurvyFashion #date #hi #single #hi #laurenslabyrinth79 #Lauren #LL79ATX
Lauren11,397 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce
Daha fazla içerik yok.