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When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.

When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.

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He is The World’s Most Unlucky Photographer.

He is The World’s Most Unlucky Photographer.

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When life spikes a lesson at your head and you say, “Okay, lesson learned,” and life says, “But did you REALLY learn the lesson? Let’s make sure.” Whack.

When life spikes a lesson at your head and you say, “Okay, lesson learned,” and life says, “But did you REALLY learn the lesson? Let’s make sure.” Whack.

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For all you Dads out there…stay strong.

For all you Dads out there…stay strong.

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Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there.

Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there.

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I convince my friend to give church one more try, and he gets greeted by a sea of puppets singing children’s songs like a cult with a craft budget.

I convince my friend to give church one more try, and he gets greeted by a sea of puppets singing children’s songs like a cult with a craft budget.

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The older I get, the more this makes sense.

The older I get, the more this makes sense.

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Word Cup fans returning home from the United States. #WorldCup

Word Cup fans returning home from the United States. #WorldCup

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This just breaks my heart, but what else is he supposed to do?

This just breaks my heart, but what else is he supposed to do?

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PTO gone for the year? Never fear. It’s hero time.

PTO gone for the year? Never fear. It’s hero time.

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Hey, at least she’s honest.

Hey, at least she’s honest.

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Do I wish she was kidding? On behalf of humanity, yes. But sadly, she’s not kidding.

Do I wish she was kidding? On behalf of humanity, yes. But sadly, she’s not kidding.

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Don’t get me wrong, Gene Wilder was the perfect choice for Willy Wonka, but you can’t deny you’d love to see it remade with Arnold in his prime.

Don’t get me wrong, Gene Wilder was the perfect choice for Willy Wonka, but you can’t deny you’d love to see it remade with Arnold in his prime.

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Bad photobomb timing.

Bad photobomb timing.

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Yep, that pile is getting heavier every year.

Yep, that pile is getting heavier every year.

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Dude’s gonna be 90 still testifying about this moment, while the grandkids lip‑sync the ending: “that’s the day I knew the Lord wasn’t done with me yet.”

Dude’s gonna be 90 still testifying about this moment, while the grandkids lip‑sync the ending: “that’s the day I knew the Lord wasn’t done with me yet.”

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Yeah kids…this was a thing. #70s #80s

Yeah kids…this was a thing. #70s #80s

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Choose joy.

Choose joy.

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I rebuke you, Satan’s silent-but-deadly! That’s it, sister…release that demonic wind!

I rebuke you, Satan’s silent-but-deadly! That’s it, sister…release that demonic wind!

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When your daughter calls from a party...."Dad come pick me up.”

When your daughter calls from a party...."Dad come pick me up.”

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Sometimes Papa’s old jungle instincts from Nam kick in, and we all get caught in the crossfire.

Sometimes Papa’s old jungle instincts from Nam kick in, and we all get caught in the crossfire.

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Took mom out for a Mother’s Day boat ride. Funeral services will be held at 2:00 PM this Thursday. The family will receive friends from 12:30 PM-2:00 PM, prior to the service.

Took mom out for a Mother’s Day boat ride. Funeral services will be held at 2:00 PM this Thursday. The family will receive friends from 12:30 PM-2:00 PM, prior to the service.

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More examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable. #NBA

More examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable. #NBA

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A day in the life of Trump, 2024. #Trump

A day in the life of Trump, 2024. #Trump

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Another example of why I can’t watch today’s NBA. #NBA

Another example of why I can’t watch today’s NBA. #NBA

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Hey Kids, this is what 1972 sounded like — voices locked in harmony, no tricks, no tuning…just three guys using nothing but their actual voices. Wild, I know. #America #VenturaHighway

Hey Kids, this is what 1972 sounded like — voices locked in harmony, no tricks, no tuning…just three guys using nothing but their actual voices. Wild, I know. #America #VenturaHighway

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Shake ’n Bake meant to simplify dinner in 1968, but what stuck was a wildly fake Southern accent. We Southerners mocked it…you know, kind of like how the French mock anyone who isn’t French trying to speak their language.

Shake ’n Bake meant to simplify dinner in 1968, but what stuck was a wildly fake Southern accent. We Southerners mocked it…you know, kind of like how the French mock anyone who isn’t French trying to speak their language.

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This is an example of setting a joke up perfectly.

This is an example of setting a joke up perfectly.

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Exhibit #742 of why I stopped watching the NBA.

Exhibit #742 of why I stopped watching the NBA.

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When it comes to cleverly dark humor, the Brits are the best.

When it comes to cleverly dark humor, the Brits are the best.

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One of the reasons God refers to us as sheep.

One of the reasons God refers to us as sheep.

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Serenity now.

Serenity now.

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Little league just isn’t the same these days, is it?

Little league just isn’t the same these days, is it?

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I’m not crying…you’re crying.

I’m not crying…you’re crying.

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Quite possibly the greatest commercial I’ve ever seen. #commercials

Quite possibly the greatest commercial I’ve ever seen. #commercials

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Yep…this is all I hear.

Yep…this is all I hear.

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No matter how high your spirits are, grapefruit will bring them crashing down.

No matter how high your spirits are, grapefruit will bring them crashing down.

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That’s grapefruit kid…try as you many times as you like, it’s still gonna be awful.

That’s grapefruit kid…try as you many times as you like, it’s still gonna be awful.

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When you earn the moniker, “White Chocolate.”

When you earn the moniker, “White Chocolate.”

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20 mins of self love, 30 mins of ads, 0 min of theology (this applies to a lot of the Christian boys podcasts, as well).

20 mins of self love, 30 mins of ads, 0 min of theology (this applies to a lot of the Christian boys podcasts, as well).

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