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Why does the new Arlo video argue against Zelda's auto jump being preserved for the OOT remake with footage clearly indicating that the mechanic was only an issue if you're a braindead moron who has no awareness of space.

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Why does the new Arlo video argue against Zelda's auto jump being preserved for the OOT remake with footage clearly indicating that the mechanic was only an issue if you're a braindead moron who has no awareness of space.

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I'm done watching Nintendo Directs on the US channel bro LMFAOO

I'm done watching Nintendo Directs on the US channel bro LMFAOO

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Hate this. Demystifies a weird element about Sonic CD to justify a bad line that only exists for a terrible rewrite. Really really hate how this new lore era needlessly overexplains everything.

Hate this. Demystifies a weird element about Sonic CD to justify a bad line that only exists for a terrible rewrite. Really really hate how this new lore era needlessly overexplains everything.

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228,395 views • 7 days ago

Mario Odyssey but it's revealed like it's the Ocarina of Time remake

Mario Odyssey but it's revealed like it's the Ocarina of Time remake

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752,121 views • 3 months ago

I knew this game was washed dog water when the some call me johnny review dropped and he didn't even do the Metroid entrance

I knew this game was washed dog water when the some call me johnny review dropped and he didn't even do the Metroid entrance

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811,494 views • 5 months ago

Proof of concept of this idea

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Proof of concept of this idea

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210,566 views • 1 month ago

This took me out man this shit is rotting my brain

This took me out man this shit is rotting my brain

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477,764 views • 3 months ago

History of Gaming is genuinely his best video and he never topped it it's so fucking funny

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History of Gaming is genuinely his best video and he never topped it it's so fucking funny

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172,375 views • 1 month ago

Admittedly it's based on word of mouth but too much lines up that it may have been real and it's so funny he's such a fucking loser

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Admittedly it's based on word of mouth but too much lines up that it may have been real and it's so funny he's such a fucking loser

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276,448 views • 2 months ago

The solid 70 seconds of buildup this song has to sync up for when a first time player activates the second phase of this fight on the crystal platform is genuinely one of the coolest things this series has ever done and I still try to time my actions to it to this day

The solid 70 seconds of buildup this song has to sync up for when a first time player activates the second phase of this fight on the crystal platform is genuinely one of the coolest things this series has ever done and I still try to time my actions to it to this day

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47,039 views • 13 days ago

Hey guys ain't the Dream Drop Distance opening pretty Neat

Hey guys ain't the Dream Drop Distance opening pretty Neat

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200,378 views • 2 months ago

Thinking about the Kingdom Hearts trailer that awkwardly loops a song's climax like it's a ytp

Thinking about the Kingdom Hearts trailer that awkwardly loops a song's climax like it's a ytp

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133,240 views • 4 months ago

Fuck it I'm double dipping, saying it's the worst finale is so strange to me because this series has had some SLOPPY ass endings. Nvm how bad a final boss like Dark Nebula is, how about Dark Mind ending with a basic Galaga clone and credits rolling upon frame ONE of defeat 😭😭😭

Fuck it I'm double dipping, saying it's the worst finale is so strange to me because this series has had some SLOPPY ass endings. Nvm how bad a final boss like Dark Nebula is, how about Dark Mind ending with a basic Galaga clone and credits rolling upon frame ONE of defeat 😭😭😭

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77,891 views • 2 months ago

In 2010 Mario and Sonic both dropped a Wii platformer with a final boss so pathetically easy you could barely hear the full length of a song composed like it'd be the creator's last

In 2010 Mario and Sonic both dropped a Wii platformer with a final boss so pathetically easy you could barely hear the full length of a song composed like it'd be the creator's last

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43,260 views • 2 months ago

Arlo has such a weird insistence on games needing to give you substantial "rewards" for completing objectives that he recently gave Luigi's Mansion shit for the third game's collectibles going towards the ending ranking and nothing else like bro do you know what series this is

Arlo has such a weird insistence on games needing to give you substantial "rewards" for completing objectives that he recently gave Luigi's Mansion shit for the third game's collectibles going towards the ending ranking and nothing else like bro do you know what series this is

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36,467 views • 4 months ago

Deltarune Chapter 5 boss spoilers . . . Fight so good it's the first time I reloaded my save file to just replay a portion of the game. I haven't done that in so fucking long in ANY game dude. Look at how I timed the fucking music this was complete accident bro

Deltarune Chapter 5 boss spoilers . . . Fight so good it's the first time I reloaded my save file to just replay a portion of the game. I haven't done that in so fucking long in ANY game dude. Look at how I timed the fucking music this was complete accident bro

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27,902 views • 3 months ago

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