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Fake Prime Minister of Canada and Leader of the Liberal Party. Globalist. Climate lunatic. Communist. Just like Justin, but worse. Parody.

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Last year, I told Canadians I have a plan to build the strongest economy in the G7. Today, under my leadership, Canada is the only G7 country officially in a recession. I failed at the Bank of Canada. I failed at the Bank of England. Now, I'm failing as Prime Minister.

Last year, I told Canadians I have a plan to build the strongest economy in the G7. Today, under my leadership, Canada is the only G7 country officially in a recession. I failed at the Bank of Canada. I failed at the Bank of England. Now, I'm failing as Prime Minister.

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This morning, I sat around at the #G20 hoping someone would come talk to me on camera. Of course, I'm shunned by the global community. Nobody takes me seriously on the world stage, because I'm a woke mess and completely incompetent at my job.

This morning, I sat around at the #G20 hoping someone would come talk to me on camera. Of course, I'm shunned by the global community. Nobody takes me seriously on the world stage, because I'm a woke mess and completely incompetent at my job.

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Last year, Justin Trudeau set the tone of nationwide fear, telling Canadians not to travel to the US. Now, he's on vacation in California. I wonder how long it will take Canadians to realize that the anti-American fear campaign was just a way to score cheap political points.

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Last year, Justin Trudeau set the tone of nationwide fear, telling Canadians not to travel to the US. Now, he's on vacation in California. I wonder how long it will take Canadians to realize that the anti-American fear campaign was just a way to score cheap political points.

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Bookmark this tweet. Time will prove how wrong I am. America is the largest economy in the world, has the strongest military in the world, and is our closest neighbour and ally. Believing that Europe will be at the heart of some mythical new world order is dillusional.

Bookmark this tweet. Time will prove how wrong I am. America is the largest economy in the world, has the strongest military in the world, and is our closest neighbour and ally. Believing that Europe will be at the heart of some mythical new world order is dillusional.

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In Canada, diversity is our strength. That's why I'm letting these "cultural enrichers" parade down city streets with knives, spears, and machetes. I've always been committed to erasing and replacing Canadian culture, and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

In Canada, diversity is our strength. That's why I'm letting these "cultural enrichers" parade down city streets with knives, spears, and machetes. I've always been committed to erasing and replacing Canadian culture, and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

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I was honoured to attend the live painting of this pride mural in Fredericton. Look closely, and you'll notice that the worker doesn't actually have any paint on his paint roller. Shallow and hollow virtue signaling is a staple of the far-left agenda.

I was honoured to attend the live painting of this pride mural in Fredericton. Look closely, and you'll notice that the worker doesn't actually have any paint on his paint roller. Shallow and hollow virtue signaling is a staple of the far-left agenda.

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There's a by-election in BC, and my narcissism insisted I show up. After flying from Ottawa in my enormous private jet, I boarded my 27-vehicle motorcade consisting mostly of heavily armoured SUVs, each of which burns 5x as much fuel as your car. We are in a climate emergency.

There's a by-election in BC, and my narcissism insisted I show up. After flying from Ottawa in my enormous private jet, I boarded my 27-vehicle motorcade consisting mostly of heavily armoured SUVs, each of which burns 5x as much fuel as your car. We are in a climate emergency.

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#BREAKING: Trump just confirmed that tariffs are coming, as planned, starting this Saturday. And my Government still refuses to secure the border. We see tariffs as an opportunity to hand out money like we did during COVID, assassinate the economy, and usher in communism.

#BREAKING: Trump just confirmed that tariffs are coming, as planned, starting this Saturday. And my Government still refuses to secure the border. We see tariffs as an opportunity to hand out money like we did during COVID, assassinate the economy, and usher in communism.

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Today, I announced that I'm sending more of your tax dollars to Ukraine. Listen as I accidentally claim to be sending $2-million, before correcting myself and saying $2-BILLION. Even I'M shocked at the amount of money I'm sending away How much of this will Canadians tolerate?

Today, I announced that I'm sending more of your tax dollars to Ukraine. Listen as I accidentally claim to be sending $2-million, before correcting myself and saying $2-BILLION. Even I'M shocked at the amount of money I'm sending away How much of this will Canadians tolerate?

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During the campaign: "Donald Trump wants to break us so he can own us. Donald Trump is the enemy. My elbows are up against Donald Trump. I despise Donald Trump. Americans are the enemy." Reality:

During the campaign: "Donald Trump wants to break us so he can own us. Donald Trump is the enemy. My elbows are up against Donald Trump. I despise Donald Trump. Americans are the enemy." Reality:

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I've just signed another fake directive. Unlike the American system, our Prime Minister has no authority to sign executive orders like this. We require an Order In Council and it must be signed by the Governor General. This is nothing more than a performance, for the cameras.

I've just signed another fake directive. Unlike the American system, our Prime Minister has no authority to sign executive orders like this. We require an Order In Council and it must be signed by the Governor General. This is nothing more than a performance, for the cameras.

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Today, Minister of Fentanyl Ya'ara Saks יערה זקס addressed the pleas from BC to walk back our drug decriminalization policies. She answered exactly like you'd expect my Ministers to answer. Sure, six people die every day. Sure, kids are getting addicted to drugs. But we're still "evaluating the data" because we'll do anything to avoid admitting we made a mistake.

Today, Minister of Fentanyl Ya'ara Saks יערה זקס addressed the pleas from BC to walk back our drug decriminalization policies. She answered exactly like you'd expect my Ministers to answer. Sure, six people die every day. Sure, kids are getting addicted to drugs. But we're still "evaluating the data" because we'll do anything to avoid admitting we made a mistake.

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I'm not proud of Canada, or of being Canadian. For years, I've bragged about being a European. But don't just believe this post. Hear it in my own words 👇🏻.

I'm not proud of Canada, or of being Canadian. For years, I've bragged about being a European. But don't just believe this post. Hear it in my own words 👇🏻.

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I have no problem lying to Canadians.

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I have no problem lying to Canadians.

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I am the dullest, most lackluster, most uninspirational candidate in the history of Canada.

I am the dullest, most lackluster, most uninspirational candidate in the history of Canada.

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We can't let Pierre Poilievre win the next election, because he will divide Canadians and try to make us hate one another.

We can't let Pierre Poilievre win the next election, because he will divide Canadians and try to make us hate one another.

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I realize I ran on "Elbows Up", but now I'm getting cozy with the Americans and President Trump. That's why I'm using gibberish to try and distract Canadians. Volume up to hear me talk about cooperating, hoping that Canadians will be distracted by my rambling.

I realize I ran on "Elbows Up", but now I'm getting cozy with the Americans and President Trump. That's why I'm using gibberish to try and distract Canadians. Volume up to hear me talk about cooperating, hoping that Canadians will be distracted by my rambling.

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The images of the #BaltimoreBridge collapse are shocking, and my Government is taking steps to keep Canadians safe. That's why we're implementing a new "Bridge Tax". Anyone going over or under a bridge will pay $100, which we'll use to fight systemic racism and climate change.
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The images of the #BaltimoreBridge collapse are shocking, and my Government is taking steps to keep Canadians safe. That's why we're implementing a new "Bridge Tax". Anyone going over or under a bridge will pay $100, which we'll use to fight systemic racism and climate change.

Fake Mark Carney

1,137,735 views • 2 years ago

I hope nobody in Canada watched President Trump's speech. The last thing I want is Canadians wishing they were proud of their country, or their military, or their leader. I hope you all listen to the CBC analysis, which paints Trump as a racist. Happy holidays.
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I hope nobody in Canada watched President Trump's speech. The last thing I want is Canadians wishing they were proud of their country, or their military, or their leader. I hope you all listen to the CBC analysis, which paints Trump as a racist. Happy holidays.

Fake Mark Carney

258,299 views • 5 months ago

Three years ago, I called my citizens disgusting racists and nazis for flying the Canadian flag in protest. Now, I'm encouraging them to fly it to support me. I am a virtue signaling hypocrite, who's holding the entire country hostage to feed my self-centred, narcissistic ego.
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Three years ago, I called my citizens disgusting racists and nazis for flying the Canadian flag in protest. Now, I'm encouraging them to fly it to support me. I am a virtue signaling hypocrite, who's holding the entire country hostage to feed my self-centred, narcissistic ego.

Fake Mark Carney

378,197 views • 1 year ago

During the campaign, I made Canadians think that President Trump was the devil. Now, I'm sucking up to him. Listen here as I praise the work he's doing for the American people, and commit to being just like him.
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During the campaign, I made Canadians think that President Trump was the devil. Now, I'm sucking up to him. Listen here as I praise the work he's doing for the American people, and commit to being just like him.

Fake Mark Carney

308,783 views • 1 year ago

When I ran for Prime Minister, Stephen Harper claimed that my deficits would not be small, and would not be short lived. This year's deficit (the 9th in a row) is $60-billion. Volume up, and listen to how he predicted exactly what I would do to Canada. It's all come true.
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When I ran for Prime Minister, Stephen Harper claimed that my deficits would not be small, and would not be short lived. This year's deficit (the 9th in a row) is $60-billion. Volume up, and listen to how he predicted exactly what I would do to Canada. It's all come true.

Fake Mark Carney

330,882 views • 1 year ago

Yesterday, I went on TV and told everyone about everything that's terrible in Canada right now. Reminder - I've been in power for a decade. Even though I'm responsible for what's happening, I'll continue to pass the blame and gaslight Canadians.
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Yesterday, I went on TV and told everyone about everything that's terrible in Canada right now. Reminder - I've been in power for a decade. Even though I'm responsible for what's happening, I'll continue to pass the blame and gaslight Canadians.

Fake Mark Carney

349,032 views • 1 year ago

Today, my Government called in an expert witness to testify about global affairs. Rachel Gilmore. Watch as she insults the millions of Canadians who attended or supported the Freedom Convoy, then goes on to imply that the Convoy had ties to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
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Today, my Government called in an expert witness to testify about global affairs. Rachel Gilmore. Watch as she insults the millions of Canadians who attended or supported the Freedom Convoy, then goes on to imply that the Convoy had ties to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

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269,656 views • 1 year ago

Tonight, the singer's microphone failed during O Canada. So the Americans sang it for us. We have fought together on the beaches of Europe, in the middle east, and our economic partnership is the envy of the world. But I want you to hate them, so I can score cheap political points.
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Tonight, the singer's microphone failed during O Canada. So the Americans sang it for us. We have fought together on the beaches of Europe, in the middle east, and our economic partnership is the envy of the world. But I want you to hate them, so I can score cheap political points.

Fake Mark Carney

23,885 views • 1 month ago

Today, I was asked if stashing my money in bank accounts in Bermuda is ethical. First, I got visibly frustrated at being asked. Then I went on a rant claiming that my offshore, tax-sheltered bank accounts are good for Canadian workers and pensions.
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Today, I was asked if stashing my money in bank accounts in Bermuda is ethical. First, I got visibly frustrated at being asked. Then I went on a rant claiming that my offshore, tax-sheltered bank accounts are good for Canadian workers and pensions.

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191,157 views • 1 year ago

Let me be clear, immigration and open borders are our strength. That's why I've imported foreign conflicts into Canada. Watch here, as Khalistan cultural enrichers destroy the flag of India, and chant about how they'd like to kill Prime Minister Modi.
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Let me be clear, immigration and open borders are our strength. That's why I've imported foreign conflicts into Canada. Watch here, as Khalistan cultural enrichers destroy the flag of India, and chant about how they'd like to kill Prime Minister Modi.

Fake Mark Carney

138,011 views • 1 year ago

The people of the United States should be ashamed of themselves for electing a president based on the will of the voters. They should have elected a woman instead. Listen as I clearly state that they should have voted for Kamala, based solely on her gender. I am a psychopath.
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The people of the United States should be ashamed of themselves for electing a president based on the will of the voters. They should have elected a woman instead. Listen as I clearly state that they should have voted for Kamala, based solely on her gender. I am a psychopath.

Fake Mark Carney

122,611 views • 1 year ago

Just landed in Doha, and once again, my wife is nowhere to be found. We're two weeks into 2026, and I've already flown around the world burning more gasoline than all SUVs in Canada, combined. I am a climate hypocrite, and I'm bringing the New World Order to Canada.
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Just landed in Doha, and once again, my wife is nowhere to be found. We're two weeks into 2026, and I've already flown around the world burning more gasoline than all SUVs in Canada, combined. I am a climate hypocrite, and I'm bringing the New World Order to Canada.

Fake Mark Carney

33,685 views • 4 months ago

A reporter told me that female voters are upset, because most of my inner circle is made up of men. Listen here, as I list two high profile women who I work with everyday. 1. Janice Charette 2. Marco Mendocino
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A reporter told me that female voters are upset, because most of my inner circle is made up of men. Listen here, as I list two high profile women who I work with everyday. 1. Janice Charette 2. Marco Mendocino

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66,004 views • 1 year ago

Today, I ordered a CBC reporter to ask the White House about Trump's 51st state comments. Then, I had them write an article about it. Putting scary headlines in front of Canadians is the only way I'll get votes. This is why we can't defund the CBC - they work for my campaign.
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Today, I ordered a CBC reporter to ask the White House about Trump's 51st state comments. Then, I had them write an article about it. Putting scary headlines in front of Canadians is the only way I'll get votes. This is why we can't defund the CBC - they work for my campaign.

Fake Mark Carney

63,138 views • 1 year ago

I decided to end my political career, the same way I behaved during my reign in office. By throwing a woman under the bus. Listen as I blame the Minister of Twitching Chrystia Freeland for me having to resign, because she did not accept the demotion I was trying to force on her.
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I decided to end my political career, the same way I behaved during my reign in office. By throwing a woman under the bus. Listen as I blame the Minister of Twitching Chrystia Freeland for me having to resign, because she did not accept the demotion I was trying to force on her.

Fake Mark Carney

66,543 views • 1 year ago

Another high ranking English official has been arrested, due to his ties to Jeffrey Epstein. We worked in Europe at roughly the same time. I'll do anything to convince you to focus on Donald Trump, so you don't acknowledge that my name appears in the Epstein files 69 times.
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Another high ranking English official has been arrested, due to his ties to Jeffrey Epstein. We worked in Europe at roughly the same time. I'll do anything to convince you to focus on Donald Trump, so you don't acknowledge that my name appears in the Epstein files 69 times.

Fake Mark Carney

17,080 views • 3 months ago

As flight attendants continue to disobey my orders, we're hearing rumblings of escalation. CSIS reports they may set up hot tubs and bouncy castles soon. I'm not afraid to use the asset that my Government has turned to before. Stompy the Horse.
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As flight attendants continue to disobey my orders, we're hearing rumblings of escalation. CSIS reports they may set up hot tubs and bouncy castles soon. I'm not afraid to use the asset that my Government has turned to before. Stompy the Horse.

Fake Mark Carney

33,210 views • 9 months ago

I have officially declared a trade war against the United States of America. Our economy is no match for American economic might, and I'm fully aware of that. But I want some video of me acting like a tough guy, so I can justify invoking the Emergencies Act in a few days.
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I have officially declared a trade war against the United States of America. Our economy is no match for American economic might, and I'm fully aware of that. But I want some video of me acting like a tough guy, so I can justify invoking the Emergencies Act in a few days.

Fake Mark Carney

45,048 views • 1 year ago

Gun violence is out of control in Canada for one reason: legal gun owners. In this video, we see what is likely a licenced firearm owner from rural Alberta committing murder. That's why my Government is over reaching like crazy, to disarm the population and usher in communism.
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Gun violence is out of control in Canada for one reason: legal gun owners. In this video, we see what is likely a licenced firearm owner from rural Alberta committing murder. That's why my Government is over reaching like crazy, to disarm the population and usher in communism.

Fake Mark Carney

35,599 views • 1 year ago