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Fake Prime Minister of Canada and Leader of the Liberal Party. Globalist. Climate lunatic. Communist. Just like Justin, but worse. Parody.

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This morning, I sat around at the #G20 hoping someone would come talk to me on camera. Of course, I'm shunned by the global community. Nobody takes me seriously on the world stage, because I'm a woke mess and completely incompetent at my job.

This morning, I sat around at the #G20 hoping someone would come talk to me on camera. Of course, I'm shunned by the global community. Nobody takes me seriously on the world stage, because I'm a woke mess and completely incompetent at my job.

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Last year, Justin Trudeau set the tone of nationwide fear, telling Canadians not to travel to the US. Now, he's on vacation in California. I wonder how long it will take Canadians to realize that the anti-American fear campaign was just a way to score cheap political points.

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Last year, Justin Trudeau set the tone of nationwide fear, telling Canadians not to travel to the US. Now, he's on vacation in California. I wonder how long it will take Canadians to realize that the anti-American fear campaign was just a way to score cheap political points.

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In Canada, diversity is our strength. That's why I'm letting these "cultural enrichers" parade down city streets with knives, spears, and machetes. I've always been committed to erasing and replacing Canadian culture, and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

In Canada, diversity is our strength. That's why I'm letting these "cultural enrichers" parade down city streets with knives, spears, and machetes. I've always been committed to erasing and replacing Canadian culture, and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

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Last year, I told Canadians I have a plan to build the strongest economy in the G7. Today, under my leadership, Canada is the only G7 country officially in a recession. I failed at the Bank of Canada. I failed at the Bank of England. Now, I'm failing as Prime Minister.

Last year, I told Canadians I have a plan to build the strongest economy in the G7. Today, under my leadership, Canada is the only G7 country officially in a recession. I failed at the Bank of Canada. I failed at the Bank of England. Now, I'm failing as Prime Minister.

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I was honoured to attend the live painting of this pride mural in Fredericton. Look closely, and you'll notice that the worker doesn't actually have any paint on his paint roller. Shallow and hollow virtue signaling is a staple of the far-left agenda.

I was honoured to attend the live painting of this pride mural in Fredericton. Look closely, and you'll notice that the worker doesn't actually have any paint on his paint roller. Shallow and hollow virtue signaling is a staple of the far-left agenda.

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There's a by-election in BC, and my narcissism insisted I show up. After flying from Ottawa in my enormous private jet, I boarded my 27-vehicle motorcade consisting mostly of heavily armoured SUVs, each of which burns 5x as much fuel as your car. We are in a climate emergency.

There's a by-election in BC, and my narcissism insisted I show up. After flying from Ottawa in my enormous private jet, I boarded my 27-vehicle motorcade consisting mostly of heavily armoured SUVs, each of which burns 5x as much fuel as your car. We are in a climate emergency.

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#BREAKING: Trump just confirmed that tariffs are coming, as planned, starting this Saturday. And my Government still refuses to secure the border. We see tariffs as an opportunity to hand out money like we did during COVID, assassinate the economy, and usher in communism.

#BREAKING: Trump just confirmed that tariffs are coming, as planned, starting this Saturday. And my Government still refuses to secure the border. We see tariffs as an opportunity to hand out money like we did during COVID, assassinate the economy, and usher in communism.

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Bookmark this tweet. Time will prove how wrong I am. America is the largest economy in the world, has the strongest military in the world, and is our closest neighbour and ally. Believing that Europe will be at the heart of some mythical new world order is dillusional.

Bookmark this tweet. Time will prove how wrong I am. America is the largest economy in the world, has the strongest military in the world, and is our closest neighbour and ally. Believing that Europe will be at the heart of some mythical new world order is dillusional.

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Today, I announced that I'm sending more of your tax dollars to Ukraine. Listen as I accidentally claim to be sending $2-million, before correcting myself and saying $2-BILLION. Even I'M shocked at the amount of money I'm sending away How much of this will Canadians tolerate?

Today, I announced that I'm sending more of your tax dollars to Ukraine. Listen as I accidentally claim to be sending $2-million, before correcting myself and saying $2-BILLION. Even I'M shocked at the amount of money I'm sending away How much of this will Canadians tolerate?

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Today, Minister of Fentanyl Ya'ara Saks יערה זקס addressed the pleas from BC to walk back our drug decriminalization policies. She answered exactly like you'd expect my Ministers to answer. Sure, six people die every day. Sure, kids are getting addicted to drugs. But we're still "evaluating the data" because we'll do anything to avoid admitting we made a mistake.

Today, Minister of Fentanyl Ya'ara Saks יערה זקס addressed the pleas from BC to walk back our drug decriminalization policies. She answered exactly like you'd expect my Ministers to answer. Sure, six people die every day. Sure, kids are getting addicted to drugs. But we're still "evaluating the data" because we'll do anything to avoid admitting we made a mistake.

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I've just signed another fake directive. Unlike the American system, our Prime Minister has no authority to sign executive orders like this. We require an Order In Council and it must be signed by the Governor General. This is nothing more than a performance, for the cameras.

I've just signed another fake directive. Unlike the American system, our Prime Minister has no authority to sign executive orders like this. We require an Order In Council and it must be signed by the Governor General. This is nothing more than a performance, for the cameras.

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I'm not proud of Canada, or of being Canadian. For years, I've bragged about being a European. But don't just believe this post. Hear it in my own words 👇🏻.

I'm not proud of Canada, or of being Canadian. For years, I've bragged about being a European. But don't just believe this post. Hear it in my own words 👇🏻.

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I am the dullest, most lackluster, most uninspirational candidate in the history of Canada.

I am the dullest, most lackluster, most uninspirational candidate in the history of Canada.

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Today, a reporter asked me when my last day as Prime Minister would be. I didn't even commit to stepping down. Volume up, and listen to me say that it'll depend on a "conversation" with the new leader. I might claim we're in an emergency, and decide to stay on for years.

Today, a reporter asked me when my last day as Prime Minister would be. I didn't even commit to stepping down. Volume up, and listen to me say that it'll depend on a "conversation" with the new leader. I might claim we're in an emergency, and decide to stay on for years.

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The images of the #BaltimoreBridge collapse are shocking, and my Government is taking steps to keep Canadians safe. That's why we're implementing a new "Bridge Tax". Anyone going over or under a bridge will pay $100, which we'll use to fight systemic racism and climate change.

The images of the #BaltimoreBridge collapse are shocking, and my Government is taking steps to keep Canadians safe. That's why we're implementing a new "Bridge Tax". Anyone going over or under a bridge will pay $100, which we'll use to fight systemic racism and climate change.

Fake Mark Carney

1,137,815 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

I hope nobody in Canada watched President Trump's speech. The last thing I want is Canadians wishing they were proud of their country, or their military, or their leader. I hope you all listen to the CBC analysis, which paints Trump as a racist. Happy holidays.

I hope nobody in Canada watched President Trump's speech. The last thing I want is Canadians wishing they were proud of their country, or their military, or their leader. I hope you all listen to the CBC analysis, which paints Trump as a racist. Happy holidays.

Fake Mark Carney

258,323 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Three years ago, I called my citizens disgusting racists and nazis for flying the Canadian flag in protest. Now, I'm encouraging them to fly it to support me. I am a virtue signaling hypocrite, who's holding the entire country hostage to feed my self-centred, narcissistic ego.

Three years ago, I called my citizens disgusting racists and nazis for flying the Canadian flag in protest. Now, I'm encouraging them to fly it to support me. I am a virtue signaling hypocrite, who's holding the entire country hostage to feed my self-centred, narcissistic ego.

Fake Mark Carney

382,868 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

During the campaign, I made Canadians think that President Trump was the devil. Now, I'm sucking up to him. Listen here as I praise the work he's doing for the American people, and commit to being just like him.

During the campaign, I made Canadians think that President Trump was the devil. Now, I'm sucking up to him. Listen here as I praise the work he's doing for the American people, and commit to being just like him.

Fake Mark Carney

308,836 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

When I ran for Prime Minister, Stephen Harper claimed that my deficits would not be small, and would not be short lived. This year's deficit (the 9th in a row) is $60-billion. Volume up, and listen to how he predicted exactly what I would do to Canada. It's all come true.

When I ran for Prime Minister, Stephen Harper claimed that my deficits would not be small, and would not be short lived. This year's deficit (the 9th in a row) is $60-billion. Volume up, and listen to how he predicted exactly what I would do to Canada. It's all come true.

Fake Mark Carney

330,916 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Yesterday, I went on TV and told everyone about everything that's terrible in Canada right now. Reminder - I've been in power for a decade. Even though I'm responsible for what's happening, I'll continue to pass the blame and gaslight Canadians.

Yesterday, I went on TV and told everyone about everything that's terrible in Canada right now. Reminder - I've been in power for a decade. Even though I'm responsible for what's happening, I'll continue to pass the blame and gaslight Canadians.

Fake Mark Carney

349,052 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Today, my Government called in an expert witness to testify about global affairs. Rachel Gilmore. Watch as she insults the millions of Canadians who attended or supported the Freedom Convoy, then goes on to imply that the Convoy had ties to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

Today, my Government called in an expert witness to testify about global affairs. Rachel Gilmore. Watch as she insults the millions of Canadians who attended or supported the Freedom Convoy, then goes on to imply that the Convoy had ties to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

Fake Mark Carney

269,772 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Today, I was asked if stashing my money in bank accounts in Bermuda is ethical. First, I got visibly frustrated at being asked. Then I went on a rant claiming that my offshore, tax-sheltered bank accounts are good for Canadian workers and pensions.

Today, I was asked if stashing my money in bank accounts in Bermuda is ethical. First, I got visibly frustrated at being asked. Then I went on a rant claiming that my offshore, tax-sheltered bank accounts are good for Canadian workers and pensions.

Fake Mark Carney

191,157 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I've just arrived at my $1800/head fundraiser in Brampton, riding in my 27 SUV vehicle motorcade. This is after I flew my enormous private jet to Vancouver, Ottawa, Vancouver again, Edmonton, St. John's, and now Toronto. We are in a climate emergency.

I've just arrived at my $1800/head fundraiser in Brampton, riding in my 27 SUV vehicle motorcade. This is after I flew my enormous private jet to Vancouver, Ottawa, Vancouver again, Edmonton, St. John's, and now Toronto. We are in a climate emergency.

Fake Mark Carney

248,926 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

The people of the United States should be ashamed of themselves for electing a president based on the will of the voters. They should have elected a woman instead. Listen as I clearly state that they should have voted for Kamala, based solely on her gender. I am a psychopath.

The people of the United States should be ashamed of themselves for electing a president based on the will of the voters. They should have elected a woman instead. Listen as I clearly state that they should have voted for Kamala, based solely on her gender. I am a psychopath.

Fake Mark Carney

122,630 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Yesterday, the #AstraZeneca vaccine was recalled worldwide due to safety concerns. The other vaccines remain safe and effective. I say that with absolutely no knowledge of their safety, just like I did in this video when I pushed people towards AZ.

Yesterday, the #AstraZeneca vaccine was recalled worldwide due to safety concerns. The other vaccines remain safe and effective. I say that with absolutely no knowledge of their safety, just like I did in this video when I pushed people towards AZ.

Fake Mark Carney

153,505 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

During a 2015 debate, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said we should not allow terrorists to be Canadian citizens. I disagreed with him then, and I disagree with him now. My Government is committed to bringing ISIS soldiers into Canada, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

During a 2015 debate, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said we should not allow terrorists to be Canadian citizens. I disagreed with him then, and I disagree with him now. My Government is committed to bringing ISIS soldiers into Canada, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

Fake Mark Carney

124,203 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Tonight, the singer's microphone failed during O Canada. So the Americans sang it for us. We have fought together on the beaches of Europe, in the middle east, and our economic partnership is the envy of the world. But I want you to hate them, so I can score cheap political points.

Tonight, the singer's microphone failed during O Canada. So the Americans sang it for us. We have fought together on the beaches of Europe, in the middle east, and our economic partnership is the envy of the world. But I want you to hate them, so I can score cheap political points.

Fake Mark Carney

24,074 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Today, I ordered a CBC reporter to ask the White House about Trump's 51st state comments. Then, I had them write an article about it. Putting scary headlines in front of Canadians is the only way I'll get votes. This is why we can't defund the CBC - they work for my campaign.

Today, I ordered a CBC reporter to ask the White House about Trump's 51st state comments. Then, I had them write an article about it. Putting scary headlines in front of Canadians is the only way I'll get votes. This is why we can't defund the CBC - they work for my campaign.

Fake Mark Carney

63,138 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

During the 2021 election, I promised to spend $500-million on resources to fight forest fires. Obviously, I never followed through. Instead, I've been sending your tax dollars abroad to ensure transgender Ukrainian sex-workers have access to abortions.

During the 2021 election, I promised to spend $500-million on resources to fight forest fires. Obviously, I never followed through. Instead, I've been sending your tax dollars abroad to ensure transgender Ukrainian sex-workers have access to abortions.

Fake Mark Carney

86,028 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Just landed in Doha, and once again, my wife is nowhere to be found. We're two weeks into 2026, and I've already flown around the world burning more gasoline than all SUVs in Canada, combined. I am a climate hypocrite, and I'm bringing the New World Order to Canada.

Just landed in Doha, and once again, my wife is nowhere to be found. We're two weeks into 2026, and I've already flown around the world burning more gasoline than all SUVs in Canada, combined. I am a climate hypocrite, and I'm bringing the New World Order to Canada.

Fake Mark Carney

33,685 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

I decided to end my political career, the same way I behaved during my reign in office. By throwing a woman under the bus. Listen as I blame the Minister of Twitching Chrystia Freeland for me having to resign, because she did not accept the demotion I was trying to force on her.

I decided to end my political career, the same way I behaved during my reign in office. By throwing a woman under the bus. Listen as I blame the Minister of Twitching Chrystia Freeland for me having to resign, because she did not accept the demotion I was trying to force on her.

Fake Mark Carney

66,548 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr