Max and Paddy Quotes

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Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

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Dan Burn against Spain tiki-taka at the World Cup

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Out-fucking-standing effort from this lass 👏

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It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!

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Proper Phoenix Nights vibes here 😂

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Stephen Hawking doing bits on Epstein island:

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Gravity’s a bitch! Have another go!

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Here's 10p, call yer mam and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!

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Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Brian Potter 🌹

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She were a kind of midget 'Isn't that a Queen song?'

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‘7.60’ How much? ‘£7.60’ For two beers? You should wear a mask and a striped jumper, you know that? Thatcher’s Britain!

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BREAKING: Keith Lard Christmas Toy collection unveiled

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Look at all these, Druggy, Druggy, Druggy! 😂

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Where have I seen this before 😂😂

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Mr Softy Top’s new approach to selling ice cream 😂😂

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Reform UK announce local election pledge

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Discarded fag? What happened?

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