Max and Paddy Quotes

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You’re not a bloke are ya? You didn’t used to be? Like Hayley?

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Sensational from these boys in Magaluf 👏

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Is she drawing a dog? 🐶

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Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

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Out-fucking-standing effort from this lass 👏

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Stephen Hawking doing bits on Epstein island:

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Andy Burnham currently on his way to Number 10

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It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Proper Phoenix Nights vibes here 😂

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Here's 10p, call yer mam and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Brian Potter 🌹

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She were a kind of midget 'Isn't that a Queen song?'

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BREAKING: Keith Lard Christmas Toy collection unveiled

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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‘No filth simple as. No swearing, no racism, no queer or lessie stuff, we don't go there. It's a family club - there's a picture of her majesty the queen out there, and as far as you lot are concerned she may as well be sat on the front row!’

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Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

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Where have I seen this before 😂😂

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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