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Is she drawing a dog? 🐶

Is she drawing a dog? 🐶

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I want the title of the song, NOT the artist!

I want the title of the song, NOT the artist!

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Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

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Out-fucking-standing effort from this lass 👏

Out-fucking-standing effort from this lass 👏

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Stephen Hawking doing bits on Epstein island:

Stephen Hawking doing bits on Epstein island:

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It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!

It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!

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Proper Phoenix Nights vibes here 😂

Proper Phoenix Nights vibes here 😂

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Here's 10p, call yer mam and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!

Here's 10p, call yer mam and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Brian Potter 🌹

Happy Valentine’s Day from Brian Potter 🌹

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David Gold being turfed out at West Ham 👋

David Gold being turfed out at West Ham 👋

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She were a kind of midget 'Isn't that a Queen song?'

She were a kind of midget 'Isn't that a Queen song?'

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*BREAKING: Keith Lard Christmas Toy collection unveiled*

BREAKING: Keith Lard Christmas Toy collection unveiled

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Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

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‘7.60’ How much? ‘£7.60’ For two beers? You should wear a mask and a striped jumper, you know that? Thatcher’s Britain!

‘7.60’ How much? ‘£7.60’ For two beers? You should wear a mask and a striped jumper, you know that? Thatcher’s Britain!

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Where have I seen this before 😂😂

Where have I seen this before 😂😂

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Chuck him in The Pennine Suite!

Chuck him in The Pennine Suite!

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*Reform UK announce local election pledge*

Reform UK announce local election pledge

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The greatest scene in TV history 📺

The greatest scene in TV history 📺

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Happy Anniversary Phoenix Nights, which first aired 25 years ago today 📺

Happy Anniversary Phoenix Nights, which first aired 25 years ago today 📺

Max and Paddy Quotes

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I’m Raymond! ‘The Bastard?’ News travels fast!

I’m Raymond! ‘The Bastard?’ News travels fast!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Hidden gem from That Peter Kay Thing - the bloke on the left look familiar? 👀

Hidden gem from That Peter Kay Thing - the bloke on the left look familiar? 👀

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Too Far Tony!

Too Far Tony!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Gimme the keys, or I’ll be doing a bit of busting!

Gimme the keys, or I’ll be doing a bit of busting!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Khusanov making his Man City debut #MCICHE

Khusanov making his Man City debut #MCICHE

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Where you tunneling to? Next cell??

Where you tunneling to? Next cell??

Max and Paddy Quotes

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It were my Grandad’s this. He shot a German with this. ‘What, in’t war?’ No, in Benidorm, they had a row over a sunlounger!

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It were my Grandad’s this. He shot a German with this. ‘What, in’t war?’ No, in Benidorm, they had a row over a sunlounger!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Must have missed this one #Olympics

Must have missed this one #Olympics

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How far away is he?

How far away is he?

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Come and get yer black bin bags!

Come and get yer black bin bags!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Live scenes of Jack Grealish and James Maddison in Ibiza after missing out of the England squad 🕺🏻

Live scenes of Jack Grealish and James Maddison in Ibiza after missing out of the England squad 🕺🏻

Max and Paddy Quotes

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It’s Christmas filth, that’s what it is!

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It’s Christmas filth, that’s what it is!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Jimmy Bullard on the #ImACeleb Live Final

Jimmy Bullard on the #ImACeleb Live Final

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Send the buggers back!!

Send the buggers back!!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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A year ago today, we heard the greatest thing to ever air on Lancashire Cricket comms 😂🎙️

A year ago today, we heard the greatest thing to ever air on Lancashire Cricket comms 😂🎙️

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Come and get your Black Bin Bags!

Come and get your Black Bin Bags!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Bloody hell, look who the dad in Corrie is!

Bloody hell, look who the dad in Corrie is!

Max and Paddy Quotes

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