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You’re not a bloke are ya? You didn’t used to be? Like Hayley?

You’re not a bloke are ya? You didn’t used to be? Like Hayley?

67,057 views

Sensational from these boys in Magaluf 👏

Sensational from these boys in Magaluf 👏

374,509 views

Is she drawing a dog? 🐶

Is she drawing a dog? 🐶

449,859 views

Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

694,337 views

Out-fucking-standing effort from this lass 👏

Out-fucking-standing effort from this lass 👏

1,361,233 views

Stephen Hawking doing bits on Epstein island:

Stephen Hawking doing bits on Epstein island:

1,440,721 views

Andy Burnham currently on his way to Number 10

Andy Burnham currently on his way to Number 10

172,851 views

It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!

It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!

466,575 views

Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Proper Phoenix Nights vibes here 😂

Proper Phoenix Nights vibes here 😂

231,449 views

Here's 10p, call yer mam and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!

Here's 10p, call yer mam and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!

478,334 views

Happy Valentine’s Day from Brian Potter 🌹

Happy Valentine’s Day from Brian Potter 🌹

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She were a kind of midget 'Isn't that a Queen song?'

She were a kind of midget 'Isn't that a Queen song?'

438,592 views

*BREAKING: Keith Lard Christmas Toy collection unveiled*

*BREAKING: Keith Lard Christmas Toy collection unveiled*

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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‘No filth simple as. No swearing, no racism, no queer or lessie stuff, we don't go there. It's a family club - there's a picture of her majesty the queen out there, and as far as you lot are concerned she may as well be sat on the front row!’

‘No filth simple as. No swearing, no racism, no queer or lessie stuff, we don't go there. It's a family club - there's a picture of her majesty the queen out there, and as far as you lot are concerned she may as well be sat on the front row!’

38,107 views

Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

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Where have I seen this before 😂😂

Where have I seen this before 😂😂

304,355 views

Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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It’s Christmas filth, that’s what it is!
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Too Far Tony!

Max and Paddy Quotes

100,107 views • 4 months ago