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You’re not a bloke are ya? You didn’t used to be? Like Hayley?

You’re not a bloke are ya? You didn’t used to be? Like Hayley?

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Sensational from these boys in Magaluf 👏

Sensational from these boys in Magaluf 👏

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Is she drawing a dog? 🐶

Is she drawing a dog? 🐶

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Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

Easily the best line in Phoenix Nights 😂

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Out-fucking-standing effort from this lass 👏

Out-fucking-standing effort from this lass 👏

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Stephen Hawking doing bits on Epstein island:

Stephen Hawking doing bits on Epstein island:

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Andy Burnham currently on his way to Number 10

Andy Burnham currently on his way to Number 10

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It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!

It’s inflatable filth, that’s what it is!

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Proper Phoenix Nights vibes here 😂

Proper Phoenix Nights vibes here 😂

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Here's 10p, call yer mam and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!

Here's 10p, call yer mam and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight!

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Brian Potter 🌹

Happy Valentine’s Day from Brian Potter 🌹

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She were a kind of midget 'Isn't that a Queen song?'

She were a kind of midget 'Isn't that a Queen song?'

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*BREAKING: Keith Lard Christmas Toy collection unveiled*

BREAKING: Keith Lard Christmas Toy collection unveiled

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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‘No filth simple as. No swearing, no racism, no queer or lessie stuff, we don't go there. It's a family club - there's a picture of her majesty the queen out there, and as far as you lot are concerned she may as well be sat on the front row!’

‘No filth simple as. No swearing, no racism, no queer or lessie stuff, we don't go there. It's a family club - there's a picture of her majesty the queen out there, and as far as you lot are concerned she may as well be sat on the front row!’

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Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

Flower for the lady? #ValentinesDay

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Where have I seen this before 😂😂

Where have I seen this before 😂😂

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. First one I went with made me wash my old man in the sink!

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Man City’s defence statements:

Man City’s defence statements:

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Absolutely sensational use of AI 10/10 👏

Absolutely sensational use of AI 10/10 👏

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How Michael Carrick got the United job ✍️

How Michael Carrick got the United job ✍️

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The greatest scene in TV history 📺

The greatest scene in TV history 📺

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Man City’s owners when they get kicked out of the Premier League next season 👋

Man City’s owners when they get kicked out of the Premier League next season 👋

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Happy Anniversary Phoenix Nights, which first aired 25 years ago today 📺

Happy Anniversary Phoenix Nights, which first aired 25 years ago today 📺

Max and Paddy Quotes

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Hidden gem from That Peter Kay Thing - the bloke on the left look familiar? 👀

Hidden gem from That Peter Kay Thing - the bloke on the left look familiar? 👀

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Won’t be long now…. Just you wait…

Won’t be long now…. Just you wait…

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Khusanov making his Man City debut #MCICHE

Khusanov making his Man City debut #MCICHE

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Where you tunneling to? Next cell??

Where you tunneling to? Next cell??

Max and Paddy Quotes

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It were my Grandad’s this. He shot a German with this. ‘What, in’t war?’ No, in Benidorm, they had a row over a sunlounger!

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It were my Grandad’s this. He shot a German with this. ‘What, in’t war?’ No, in Benidorm, they had a row over a sunlounger!

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Must have missed this one #Olympics

Must have missed this one #Olympics

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Come and get yer black bin bags!

Come and get yer black bin bags!

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It’s Christmas filth, that’s what it is!

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It’s Christmas filth, that’s what it is!

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Live scenes of Jack Grealish and James Maddison in Ibiza after missing out of the England squad 🕺🏻

Live scenes of Jack Grealish and James Maddison in Ibiza after missing out of the England squad 🕺🏻

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656,355 次观看 • 2 年前

How far away is he?

How far away is he?

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339,502 次观看 • 1 年前

A year ago today, we heard the greatest thing to ever air on Lancashire Cricket comms 😂🎙️

A year ago today, we heard the greatest thing to ever air on Lancashire Cricket comms 😂🎙️

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550,261 次观看 • 2 年前

Come and get your Black Bin Bags!

Come and get your Black Bin Bags!

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Bloody hell, look who the dad in Corrie is!

Bloody hell, look who the dad in Corrie is!

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Too Far Tony!

Too Far Tony!

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