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Fucking brutal.

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Bieber: “Is ‘Mr. McKenna’ alright?” Bettman: “Yep.” Bieber: “Mr. McKenna, we would like to draft you to the Toronto Maple Leafs.”

Bieber: “Is ‘Mr. McKenna’ alright?” Bettman: “Yep.” Bieber: “Mr. McKenna, we would like to draft you to the Toronto Maple Leafs.”

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING AUSTON?! DEFEND YOUR TEAMMATES, CAPTAIN!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING AUSTON?! DEFEND YOUR TEAMMATES, CAPTAIN!

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“Mitch Marner disappears in the playoffs” One of the coolest parts about X is the having the ability to communicate with thousands of people who live in an entirely different universe. In my native reality, Mitch Marner is ranked 28th overall in points-per-game in the playoffs since he’s come into the league among players with 25+ playoff games played. Tied with Barkov and Ovechkin. That’s higher than all other Leafs, Panarin, Bergeron, Tkachuk, Stamkos, J. Robertson, and plenty more. Again, this is from the time he was a rookie - a wee lad. He’s 12th overall in the last 3 seasons with the same filter - and again, 1st on the Leafs. There is a SIGNIFICANT drop off, league-wide, in playoff scoring. This is not a recent phenomenon. There are 33 players with a point-per-game pace or better over the last 3 regular seasons. There are only 13 players at a point-per-game pace or better over the last 3 playoffs - Marner is one of them. Yes, even with his less productive post-season this year. This narrative that Marner disappears in the playoffs is weighted far too heavily on the confirmation bias of disgruntled fans online after the Leafs get eliminated. It is not rooted in reality. Full blown Marner Derangement Syndrome. There are plenty of justifiable reasons for trading Marner. His ability is not one of them. Here’s a quick highlight pack of Marner in the playoffs over the last 3 seasons for those of you whose bias has turned 16’s jersey into an invisibility cloak (courtesy of Danny9 & HockeyAllStar5): #leafsforever

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There’s no question Canada’s the little brother to the United States, but we’ve always had big bro’s back. Always. And they’ve had ours. Many Americans have trivialized our alliance based on the size of our military and our population. To anyone who cares more about the size of our country than the size of our hearts, fuck yourself. That’s not necessarily Matthew Tkachuk, though - I don’t blame Tkachuk for not liking the boos at all. I wouldn’t either. But, if you gave me the choice between the President of the United States, his executive branch, his family, members of the house, the senate, and millions of American citizens full out disrespecting Canada and its sovereignty…. or…. “O Canada” getting booed during a few hockey games (so far)… I gotta think I’d be far less offended by the boos. The boos are merely a communication mechanism that was organically conjured up to deliver a message from the people of Canada to the people of America. 20,000 people aligned, sharing a sentiment, without preparation. Fascinating, really. I know Americans are sensitive to their patriotism - rightfully so - but this isn’t a ceremonial flag burning. It’s a utility for expression. If it didn’t sting, it wouldn’t be effective. Don’t like it? That’s fine, so long as we’re all on the same page that Canada didn’t just randomly turn into a bunch of assholes overnight. I just hope America heard us when the message was different, and I hope they remember. It’d be a shame if they didn’t.

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