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Really, Jeff? Was it a dumber finish than when you announced on the first Dynamite this year that you'd signed your last wrestling talent contract with AEW and you wanted one last ride for gold... but then Tony just dropped the retirement tour completely w/ no explanation?
Meltzer Said What?283,987 views • 10 months ago

Luche Libre Dynamite Dave, who almost never watches WWE shows live will be MONITORING THE SITUATION during Wednesday night's YouTube broadcast of AAA, in order to report live viewers so he can invent his own negative narrative to make AEW look better. CM Punk broke his soul. 👹
Meltzer Said What?26,189 views • 28 days ago

The classic Wrestling Observer AEW media scrum question, where they ask a Q that has a long, rambling preamble to it, frames the scenario for the person answering it, then establishes that the people who think this way are wrong & bad faith b/c everything is in fact, "GREAT!"
Meltzer Said What?345,646 views • 1 year ago

"It could be the best ever. It could be slightly below the best ever. At the worst, it's slightly below the best ever." - Dave "Kim Jong" Meltzer on the AEW Dynamite viewership (including MAX!) via his math professors, who also quoted disgraced liar BJ Bethel. Jeff Lane
Meltzer Said What?25,822 views • 1 month ago

"The PPV (buyrate) numbers are at best estimates, of course." - Dave Meltzer
Meltzer Said What?32,238 views • 1 month ago

You can literally hear Dave invent this WWE / ESPN story live on-air with conjecture. Phrases a non-hack wouldn't use: "so my gut is.." "the reason obviously has to be.." "I think that tells you a lot.." "the fact they're not tells you.." "it tells you they weren't happy.."
Meltzer Said What?57,647 views • 2 months ago

"If I were the Boss Man, I'd choose the door." - Jesse Ventura #SNME (May, 1989)
Meltzer Said What?245,892 views • 1 year ago

The sickos are so committed to the bit and proudly fly the flag at all times...
Meltzer Said What?79,280 views • 5 months ago

Dynamite Dave has a meltdown because Bryan thought PENTA EL ZERO M vs. Je’Von Evans was a great match. Dave tries to downplay it, so Bryan recaps the old demented robot the entire match & then suddenly the Bay Area Flip Merchant is critical of "moves matches." 🤸♂️
Meltzer Said What?79,106 views • 5 months ago