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Sir Michael Take CBE

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The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 I can also be found here too: https://t.co/czJlwAsKtK

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Andrew Tate, being arrested in Miami, wearing an outfit suspiciously resembling the one my wife Bunty wore to meet the girls for a meal in town last weekend…

Andrew Tate, being arrested in Miami, wearing an outfit suspiciously resembling the one my wife Bunty wore to meet the girls for a meal in town last weekend…

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Utterly disgusting behaviour by Prince Louis mocking Prince George his brother & our future King.😡 Our WW2 veterans must have been appalled by his lack of respect. They didn’t fight to see our Royal family behave like this. William & Kate are obviously soft leftist parents.😒

Utterly disgusting behaviour by Prince Louis mocking Prince George his brother & our future King.😡 Our WW2 veterans must have been appalled by his lack of respect. They didn’t fight to see our Royal family behave like this. William & Kate are obviously soft leftist parents.😒

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I do worry about Lee Anderson… Take for example this little video: It shows our Lee sadly mistaking the smell of his own farts for the sweet smell of democracy. 🤢

I do worry about Lee Anderson… Take for example this little video: It shows our Lee sadly mistaking the smell of his own farts for the sweet smell of democracy. 🤢

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#Makerfield Do listen! I love intelligent political analysis that’s both articulate & well thought out. And this video is a prime example of such analysis: Prune Slater & Liz Truss proving once & for all that Reform candidate Rob Kenyon is neither sexist nor misogynist. 🥴

#Makerfield Do listen! I love intelligent political analysis that’s both articulate & well thought out. And this video is a prime example of such analysis: Prune Slater & Liz Truss proving once & for all that Reform candidate Rob Kenyon is neither sexist nor misogynist. 🥴

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I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

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Reform choosing their next by election candidate:

Reform choosing their next by election candidate:

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I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile: ‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’ Erm… This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy. Oh dear. You poor little love. 😉

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You know I’m a Tory through & through but I do think Nigel Farage would make an excellent Prime Minister. Why? Well I absolutely ❤️ the way he talks our great nation up. He sells the UK so well. No exaggerated lies or pandering to President Trump. We are so lucky to have him. 🇬🇧

You know I’m a Tory through & through but I do think Nigel Farage would make an excellent Prime Minister. Why? Well I absolutely ❤️ the way he talks our great nation up. He sells the UK so well. No exaggerated lies or pandering to President Trump. We are so lucky to have him. 🇬🇧

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RIP John Prescott. Renowned as a fighter and really tough chap. Of course we in The Conservative Party also had an MP who was a bit of a rugged ‘bruiser’. Step forward Mark Field. Remember when he took on a violent protestor and came out on top. Hard. 👊🥊

RIP John Prescott. Renowned as a fighter and really tough chap. Of course we in The Conservative Party also had an MP who was a bit of a rugged ‘bruiser’. Step forward Mark Field. Remember when he took on a violent protestor and came out on top. Hard. 👊🥊

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Golf once was an example of sportsmanship & good manners. But look at this. Europe’s Ryder Cup team mocking President Trump. Mr Trump is a much loved man & a great peacemaker. These golfers should be reprimanded.😡 This is why we must never rejoin The EU!

Golf once was an example of sportsmanship & good manners. But look at this. Europe’s Ryder Cup team mocking President Trump. Mr Trump is a much loved man & a great peacemaker. These golfers should be reprimanded.😡 This is why we must never rejoin The EU!

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The Iran Crisis. America’s current position:

The Iran Crisis. America’s current position:

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Rishi like MANY of us Tories, had it hard. As a child he had no Sky TV. I too grew up in poverty. I never had a nanny. In fact we never had a butler either. We never had stables. At Eton I was one of the boys mocked because my papa couldn’t afford a mistress. Life was TOUGH! 😔

Rishi like MANY of us Tories, had it hard. As a child he had no Sky TV. I too grew up in poverty. I never had a nanny. In fact we never had a butler either. We never had stables. At Eton I was one of the boys mocked because my papa couldn’t afford a mistress. Life was TOUGH! 😔

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Only 3 months into a Labour Government and just look at the state of our weather. 😡😤

Only 3 months into a Labour Government and just look at the state of our weather. 😡😤

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I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness…😔 Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns? 😱

I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness…😔 Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns? 😱

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To those who say Liz Truss is unhinged, I URGE you to watch this clip of her finest moments. It proves Liz is moist, pert & free of fleas. She has all the qualities to lead our party again. Ignore the deep state Ignore our deceased Queen Liz is our girl!❤️

To those who say Liz Truss is unhinged, I URGE you to watch this clip of her finest moments. It proves Liz is moist, pert & free of fleas. She has all the qualities to lead our party again. Ignore the deep state Ignore our deceased Queen Liz is our girl!❤️

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This clip broke my 💔 Listen to Liz Truss talking about sacking her beloved Kwasi. The hero who grew her pie. The man who made her trickle down. Our Virgin Mary is lost for words. If anything proves the cruel tyranny of the left wing economic establishment this clip does.😡

This clip broke my 💔 Listen to Liz Truss talking about sacking her beloved Kwasi. The hero who grew her pie. The man who made her trickle down. Our Virgin Mary is lost for words. If anything proves the cruel tyranny of the left wing economic establishment this clip does.😡

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We’re rehearsing our village pantomime! Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup. Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters. Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers. Richard Tice is Aladdin. And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy! 🎭😊

We’re rehearsing our village pantomime! Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup. Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters. Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers. Richard Tice is Aladdin. And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy! 🎭😊

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Here’s my old pal Michelle Mone reacting to the news that the Covid Enquiry will now hear evidence of her controversial PPE contracts in private. She seems to be quite pleased…😳

Here’s my old pal Michelle Mone reacting to the news that the Covid Enquiry will now hear evidence of her controversial PPE contracts in private. She seems to be quite pleased…😳

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Mr Trump’s inaugural meeting of his Bored of Peace looked great fun! Held to a background of Elvis tunes it was lovely to see Gianni Infantile President of the Nation of FIFA present. Not only that President Bernardo Manning of Argentina proved he was a hunk of burning love.🥳

Mr Trump’s inaugural meeting of his Bored of Peace looked great fun! Held to a background of Elvis tunes it was lovely to see Gianni Infantile President of the Nation of FIFA present. Not only that President Bernardo Manning of Argentina proved he was a hunk of burning love.🥳

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There is something hugely satisfying in seeing Kemi pouring her creamy products over a stiff dry cone. 🥵 This is what our great nation wants! Incidentally how can Mel Stride be both inside & outside the ice cream booth at the same time? Call it Conservative magic! 🇬🇧

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There is something hugely satisfying in seeing Kemi pouring her creamy products over a stiff dry cone. 🥵 This is what our great nation wants! Incidentally how can Mel Stride be both inside & outside the ice cream booth at the same time? Call it Conservative magic! 🇬🇧

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$Attended CPAC (Conservative Party for Absent Conservatives). Bunty & I took our 4 year old grandson Clive. Had great fun playing musical chairs, hide & seek & spot the delegate. Irritated though by the slightly tipsy blonde woman warbling away about pork markets,fracking & blobs.$

Attended CPAC (Conservative Party for Absent Conservatives). Bunty & I took our 4 year old grandson Clive. Had great fun playing musical chairs, hide & seek & spot the delegate. Irritated though by the slightly tipsy blonde woman warbling away about pork markets,fracking & blobs.

Sir Michael Take CBE

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🎵 Any time you're Devon way, Any evening, any day, You'll find us all Doin' the Farage walk. Oy! 🎵

🎵 Any time you're Devon way, Any evening, any day, You'll find us all Doin' the Farage walk. Oy! 🎵

Sir Michael Take CBE

75,212 Aufrufe • vor 9 Tagen

This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage & Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives & fans of Kemi & brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺

This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage & Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives & fans of Kemi & brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Nigel Farage is totally correct.✅ One should NEVER SPECULATE over a tragedy whilst erm…speculating yourself. 🤔

Nigel Farage is totally correct.✅ One should NEVER SPECULATE over a tragedy whilst erm…speculating yourself. 🤔

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Far too many fireworks. Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words. I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries. Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end. The London fireworks were a disgrace. Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame! 😤

Far too many fireworks. Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words. I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries. Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end. The London fireworks were a disgrace. Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame! 😤

Sir Michael Take CBE

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When your Grandad goes out into the garden to get a bit of fresh air after drinking too much sherry at Christmas… 🥴

When your Grandad goes out into the garden to get a bit of fresh air after drinking too much sherry at Christmas… 🥴

Sir Michael Take CBE

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With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes & Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted & beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo & Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️

With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes & Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted & beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo & Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️

Sir Michael Take CBE

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If Liz Truss, one of Britain’s most effective and widely respected Prime Ministers, says Mark Carney will not be good for Canada you know this will be the case. Say what you like about Liz but her judgement on all matters political is ALWAYS spot on.✅

If Liz Truss, one of Britain’s most effective and widely respected Prime Ministers, says Mark Carney will not be good for Canada you know this will be the case. Say what you like about Liz but her judgement on all matters political is ALWAYS spot on.✅

Sir Michael Take CBE

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This is a trailer for the continuously impressive Liz Truss Show. In tonight’s episode, after downing a few gin & tonics, Liz has problems with her subtitles. Meanwhile she slurs to a rather nervous buffoon that the mysterious ‘Blob’ is responsible for Keir Starmer’s downfall! 😁

This is a trailer for the continuously impressive Liz Truss Show. In tonight’s episode, after downing a few gin & tonics, Liz has problems with her subtitles. Meanwhile she slurs to a rather nervous buffoon that the mysterious ‘Blob’ is responsible for Keir Starmer’s downfall! 😁

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Thought I recognised this chap from Sunderland. It’s Clem He was our professional village idiot about 10 years ago. Clem was very good: He sniffed horses Ate cardboard Leaked Smelled of eggs And spaffed on hedges. He’s obviously gone into politics now. 🤔

Thought I recognised this chap from Sunderland. It’s Clem He was our professional village idiot about 10 years ago. Clem was very good: He sniffed horses Ate cardboard Leaked Smelled of eggs And spaffed on hedges. He’s obviously gone into politics now. 🤔

Sir Michael Take CBE

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A lot of people say awful things about Katie Hopkins. But here she is proving how fragrant she is. Her demeanour is virginal with a slight smell of sherry. Her moisture is captivating & her ridges flap about giving succour to all. Our Princess Di Our cheesy chips Our Shergar. ❤️

A lot of people say awful things about Katie Hopkins. But here she is proving how fragrant she is. Her demeanour is virginal with a slight smell of sherry. Her moisture is captivating & her ridges flap about giving succour to all. Our Princess Di Our cheesy chips Our Shergar. ❤️

Sir Michael Take CBE

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#HIGNFY This is DISGUSTING!😡 A group of men, all leftists,committing blatant misogyny & bullying an intelligent & much loved female politician. This brave woman is the fragrant Andrea Jenkyns whose courage is so inspiring as Hislop & his gang attack her.

#HIGNFY This is DISGUSTING!😡 A group of men, all leftists,committing blatant misogyny & bullying an intelligent & much loved female politician. This brave woman is the fragrant Andrea Jenkyns whose courage is so inspiring as Hislop & his gang attack her.

Sir Michael Take CBE

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The strongest & most intelligent leader we ever had was Liz Truss. Even after 5 pints of strong lager this woman slurs common sense and rationality. If Keir Starmer wants to succeed he needs to be more Truss like. 🍻🇬🇧

The strongest & most intelligent leader we ever had was Liz Truss. Even after 5 pints of strong lager this woman slurs common sense and rationality. If Keir Starmer wants to succeed he needs to be more Truss like. 🍻🇬🇧

Sir Michael Take CBE

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This is so lovely. It just restores my faith in Britain & makes me realise how successful Brexit has been. Lord Dominic Johnson playing golf with the gorgeous Liz Truss & Moggy’s son! No tattoos No trackies No weed Just happy & healthy people having fun that doesn’t involve sex.

This is so lovely. It just restores my faith in Britain & makes me realise how successful Brexit has been. Lord Dominic Johnson playing golf with the gorgeous Liz Truss & Moggy’s son! No tattoos No trackies No weed Just happy & healthy people having fun that doesn’t involve sex.

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Martin Lewis has DESTROYED the UK Now he is ruining Christmas with his bloody statistics on how to win at Monopoly. What next? Martin Lewis’s statistical approach to: Wiping your bottom? Eating moist bread? Conker usage? God? Is this man a Chinese spy? 😡

Martin Lewis has DESTROYED the UK Now he is ruining Christmas with his bloody statistics on how to win at Monopoly. What next? Martin Lewis’s statistical approach to: Wiping your bottom? Eating moist bread? Conker usage? God? Is this man a Chinese spy? 😡

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Do listen to this. It’s old racist biddy Prune Slater giving advice to the misogynist plumber in Makerfield. My wife Bunty & I just love speeding Prune’s voice up…it makes her videos so entertaining. This one gets particularly frantic & hysterical towards the end.😳

Do listen to this. It’s old racist biddy Prune Slater giving advice to the misogynist plumber in Makerfield. My wife Bunty & I just love speeding Prune’s voice up…it makes her videos so entertaining. This one gets particularly frantic & hysterical towards the end.😳

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Once the working class voted for us Tories. Now they drape themselves in flags, smoke tons of fags & take their kids to police stations where they kneel & moan about everything. They need a bloody good bath, a grammar school education & a solid kick up the arse. 😤 I blame Rylan.

Once the working class voted for us Tories. Now they drape themselves in flags, smoke tons of fags & take their kids to police stations where they kneel & moan about everything. They need a bloody good bath, a grammar school education & a solid kick up the arse. 😤 I blame Rylan.

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Pity poor Jacob Rees-Mogg.😔 He turns up at a TV studio with an almighty bad hangover to find a somewhat disturbed & deranged elderly woman preaching at him. 😱

Pity poor Jacob Rees-Mogg.😔 He turns up at a TV studio with an almighty bad hangover to find a somewhat disturbed & deranged elderly woman preaching at him. 😱

Sir Michael Take CBE

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A woman who lives in Dubai & never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳 She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her! SmallTalk TV! 😂

A woman who lives in Dubai & never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳 She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her! SmallTalk TV! 😂

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Please listen to this clip. President Donald Trump Should we now call him ‘Son of God?’ My wife Bunty has started praying to him & has constructed a small shrine devoted to him. It consists of ear bandages & a sculpture of Donald on the cross made out of carrots. Praise the Lord!

Please listen to this clip. President Donald Trump Should we now call him ‘Son of God?’ My wife Bunty has started praying to him & has constructed a small shrine devoted to him. It consists of ear bandages & a sculpture of Donald on the cross made out of carrots. Praise the Lord!

Sir Michael Take CBE

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