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The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 I can also be found here too: https://t.co/czJlwAsKtK

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Utterly disgusting behaviour by Prince Louis mocking Prince George his brother & our future King.😡 Our WW2 veterans must have been appalled by his lack of respect. They didn’t fight to see our Royal family behave like this. William & Kate are obviously soft leftist parents.😒

Utterly disgusting behaviour by Prince Louis mocking Prince George his brother & our future King.😡 Our WW2 veterans must have been appalled by his lack of respect. They didn’t fight to see our Royal family behave like this. William & Kate are obviously soft leftist parents.😒

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Andrew Tate, being arrested in Miami, wearing an outfit suspiciously resembling the one my wife Bunty wore to meet the girls for a meal in town last weekend…

Andrew Tate, being arrested in Miami, wearing an outfit suspiciously resembling the one my wife Bunty wore to meet the girls for a meal in town last weekend…

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I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

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Let’s have a few nights away in lovely old Somerset my wife Bunty suggested… 😳

Let’s have a few nights away in lovely old Somerset my wife Bunty suggested… 😳

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#Makerfield Do listen! I love intelligent political analysis that’s both articulate & well thought out. And this video is a prime example of such analysis: Prune Slater & Liz Truss proving once & for all that Reform candidate Rob Kenyon is neither sexist nor misogynist. 🥴

#Makerfield Do listen! I love intelligent political analysis that’s both articulate & well thought out. And this video is a prime example of such analysis: Prune Slater & Liz Truss proving once & for all that Reform candidate Rob Kenyon is neither sexist nor misogynist. 🥴

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I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile: ‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’ Erm… This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy. Oh dear. You poor little love. 😉

I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile: ‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’ Erm… This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy. Oh dear. You poor little love. 😉

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You know I’m a Tory through & through but I do think Nigel Farage would make an excellent Prime Minister. Why? Well I absolutely ❤️ the way he talks our great nation up. He sells the UK so well. No exaggerated lies or pandering to President Trump. We are so lucky to have him. 🇬🇧

You know I’m a Tory through & through but I do think Nigel Farage would make an excellent Prime Minister. Why? Well I absolutely ❤️ the way he talks our great nation up. He sells the UK so well. No exaggerated lies or pandering to President Trump. We are so lucky to have him. 🇬🇧

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RIP John Prescott. Renowned as a fighter and really tough chap. Of course we in The Conservative Party also had an MP who was a bit of a rugged ‘bruiser’. Step forward Mark Field. Remember when he took on a violent protestor and came out on top. Hard. 👊🥊

RIP John Prescott. Renowned as a fighter and really tough chap. Of course we in The Conservative Party also had an MP who was a bit of a rugged ‘bruiser’. Step forward Mark Field. Remember when he took on a violent protestor and came out on top. Hard. 👊🥊

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Golf once was an example of sportsmanship & good manners. But look at this. Europe’s Ryder Cup team mocking President Trump. Mr Trump is a much loved man & a great peacemaker. These golfers should be reprimanded.😡 This is why we must never rejoin The EU!

Golf once was an example of sportsmanship & good manners. But look at this. Europe’s Ryder Cup team mocking President Trump. Mr Trump is a much loved man & a great peacemaker. These golfers should be reprimanded.😡 This is why we must never rejoin The EU!

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I do worry about Lee Anderson… Take for example this little video: It shows our Lee sadly mistaking the smell of his own farts for the sweet smell of democracy. 🤢

I do worry about Lee Anderson… Take for example this little video: It shows our Lee sadly mistaking the smell of his own farts for the sweet smell of democracy. 🤢

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Rishi like MANY of us Tories, had it hard. As a child he had no Sky TV. I too grew up in poverty. I never had a nanny. In fact we never had a butler either. We never had stables. At Eton I was one of the boys mocked because my papa couldn’t afford a mistress. Life was TOUGH! 😔

Rishi like MANY of us Tories, had it hard. As a child he had no Sky TV. I too grew up in poverty. I never had a nanny. In fact we never had a butler either. We never had stables. At Eton I was one of the boys mocked because my papa couldn’t afford a mistress. Life was TOUGH! 😔

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Only 3 months into a Labour Government and just look at the state of our weather. 😡😤

Only 3 months into a Labour Government and just look at the state of our weather. 😡😤

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Reform choosing their next by election candidate:

Reform choosing their next by election candidate:

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I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness…😔 Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns? 😱

I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness…😔 Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns? 😱

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To those who say Liz Truss is unhinged, I URGE you to watch this clip of her finest moments. It proves Liz is moist, pert & free of fleas. She has all the qualities to lead our party again. Ignore the deep state Ignore our deceased Queen Liz is our girl!❤️

To those who say Liz Truss is unhinged, I URGE you to watch this clip of her finest moments. It proves Liz is moist, pert & free of fleas. She has all the qualities to lead our party again. Ignore the deep state Ignore our deceased Queen Liz is our girl!❤️

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The Iran Crisis. America’s current position:

The Iran Crisis. America’s current position:

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This clip broke my 💔 Listen to Liz Truss talking about sacking her beloved Kwasi. The hero who grew her pie. The man who made her trickle down. Our Virgin Mary is lost for words. If anything proves the cruel tyranny of the left wing economic establishment this clip does.😡

This clip broke my 💔 Listen to Liz Truss talking about sacking her beloved Kwasi. The hero who grew her pie. The man who made her trickle down. Our Virgin Mary is lost for words. If anything proves the cruel tyranny of the left wing economic establishment this clip does.😡

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Here’s my old pal Michelle Mone reacting to the news that the Covid Enquiry will now hear evidence of her controversial PPE contracts in private. She seems to be quite pleased…😳

Here’s my old pal Michelle Mone reacting to the news that the Covid Enquiry will now hear evidence of her controversial PPE contracts in private. She seems to be quite pleased…😳

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We’re rehearsing our village pantomime! Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup. Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters. Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers. Richard Tice is Aladdin. And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy! 🎭😊

We’re rehearsing our village pantomime! Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup. Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters. Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers. Richard Tice is Aladdin. And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy! 🎭😊

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There is something hugely satisfying in seeing Kemi pouring her creamy products over a stiff dry cone. 🥵 This is what our great nation wants! Incidentally how can Mel Stride be both inside & outside the ice cream booth at the same time? Call it Conservative magic! 🇬🇧

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There is something hugely satisfying in seeing Kemi pouring her creamy products over a stiff dry cone. 🥵 This is what our great nation wants! Incidentally how can Mel Stride be both inside & outside the ice cream booth at the same time? Call it Conservative magic! 🇬🇧

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The village gave the scarecrows their annual day out. Mr Lumpy, Chinwag & Little Billy were all allowed to shout at nobody in particular in the big city. They had a wonderful time! When they got back home they were put back in the fields with a glass of milk & some warm turnip.👨‍🌾
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The village gave the scarecrows their annual day out. Mr Lumpy, Chinwag & Little Billy were all allowed to shout at nobody in particular in the big city. They had a wonderful time! When they got back home they were put back in the fields with a glass of milk & some warm turnip.👨‍🌾

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231,199 views • 8 days ago

We Tories LOVE James Cleverly our new candidate for London Mayor but he is a bit of a clot.😄 Remember his campaign video for a candidate whose name he couldn’t pronounce in a constituency he couldn’t remember? Are you ready for Clever Jim London? 😳
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We Tories LOVE James Cleverly our new candidate for London Mayor but he is a bit of a clot.😄 Remember his campaign video for a candidate whose name he couldn’t pronounce in a constituency he couldn’t remember? Are you ready for Clever Jim London? 😳

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58,194 views • 6 days ago

This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage & Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives & fans of Kemi & brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺
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This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage & Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives & fans of Kemi & brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺

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3,318,800 views • 1 year ago

CALLING June Slater. CALLING Sarah Pochin. CALLING Nadine Dorries. Laydees! Here’s a right wing patriotic hotee who’ll get your juices flowing.🔥 This stud’s name is Brexit Brian. He’s single, smells of mature cheddar & can tie his own shoelaces (just). Go get him girrrrls! 💋
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CALLING June Slater. CALLING Sarah Pochin. CALLING Nadine Dorries. Laydees! Here’s a right wing patriotic hotee who’ll get your juices flowing.🔥 This stud’s name is Brexit Brian. He’s single, smells of mature cheddar & can tie his own shoelaces (just). Go get him girrrrls! 💋

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31,988 views • 4 days ago

Far too many fireworks. Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words. I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries. Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end. The London fireworks were a disgrace. Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame! 😤
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Far too many fireworks. Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words. I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries. Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end. The London fireworks were a disgrace. Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame! 😤

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1,246,812 views • 8 months ago

When your Grandad goes out into the garden to get a bit of fresh air after drinking too much sherry at Christmas… 🥴
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When your Grandad goes out into the garden to get a bit of fresh air after drinking too much sherry at Christmas… 🥴

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449,020 views • 4 months ago

With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes & Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted & beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo & Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️
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With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes & Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted & beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo & Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️

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1,302,823 views • 1 year ago

If Liz Truss, one of Britain’s most effective and widely respected Prime Ministers, says Mark Carney will not be good for Canada you know this will be the case. Say what you like about Liz but her judgement on all matters political is ALWAYS spot on.✅
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If Liz Truss, one of Britain’s most effective and widely respected Prime Ministers, says Mark Carney will not be good for Canada you know this will be the case. Say what you like about Liz but her judgement on all matters political is ALWAYS spot on.✅

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1,472,093 views • 1 year ago

Thought I recognised this chap from Sunderland. It’s Clem He was our professional village idiot about 10 years ago. Clem was very good: He sniffed horses Ate cardboard Leaked Smelled of eggs And spaffed on hedges. He’s obviously gone into politics now. 🤔
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Thought I recognised this chap from Sunderland. It’s Clem He was our professional village idiot about 10 years ago. Clem was very good: He sniffed horses Ate cardboard Leaked Smelled of eggs And spaffed on hedges. He’s obviously gone into politics now. 🤔

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1,532,406 views • 2 years ago

#HIGNFY This is DISGUSTING!😡 A group of men, all leftists,committing blatant misogyny & bullying an intelligent & much loved female politician. This brave woman is the fragrant Andrea Jenkyns whose courage is so inspiring as Hislop & his gang attack her.
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#HIGNFY This is DISGUSTING!😡 A group of men, all leftists,committing blatant misogyny & bullying an intelligent & much loved female politician. This brave woman is the fragrant Andrea Jenkyns whose courage is so inspiring as Hislop & his gang attack her.

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1,218,414 views • 1 year ago

Martin Lewis has DESTROYED the UK Now he is ruining Christmas with his bloody statistics on how to win at Monopoly. What next? Martin Lewis’s statistical approach to: Wiping your bottom? Eating moist bread? Conker usage? God? Is this man a Chinese spy? 😡
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Martin Lewis has DESTROYED the UK Now he is ruining Christmas with his bloody statistics on how to win at Monopoly. What next? Martin Lewis’s statistical approach to: Wiping your bottom? Eating moist bread? Conker usage? God? Is this man a Chinese spy? 😡

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750,589 views • 1 year ago

🎵 Any time you're Devon way, Any evening, any day, You'll find us all Doin' the Farage walk. Oy! 🎵
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🎵 Any time you're Devon way, Any evening, any day, You'll find us all Doin' the Farage walk. Oy! 🎵

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76,002 views • 1 month ago

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto! Along with National Service we’re also bringing back: Hanging Fox hunting Black & White TV Rationing Grammar Schools The cane Typewriters Lice Rickets Virginity World War & Britain will look like this👇 Huzzah!
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I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto! Along with National Service we’re also bringing back: Hanging Fox hunting Black & White TV Rationing Grammar Schools The cane Typewriters Lice Rickets Virginity World War & Britain will look like this👇 Huzzah!

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773,345 views • 2 years ago

On our way back from Glastonbury we met ‘Merce’ He’s a homeless ex soldier forced to beg on the streets. All he wanted was a cup of tea, some skunk & someone who could treat his fleas. He wants you to vote Tory because he knows we are the party who care.❤️
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On our way back from Glastonbury we met ‘Merce’ He’s a homeless ex soldier forced to beg on the streets. All he wanted was a cup of tea, some skunk & someone who could treat his fleas. He wants you to vote Tory because he knows we are the party who care.❤️

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703,745 views • 2 years ago

So sad to see Michael Gove cavorting with Lisa Nandy in an Aberdeenshire discotheque. This shows how dangerous wrap music can be. It leads to hip thrusting & promiscuity. Churchill NEVER went clubbing with Marxists. Lee Anderson needs to sort Govey out!😡
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So sad to see Michael Gove cavorting with Lisa Nandy in an Aberdeenshire discotheque. This shows how dangerous wrap music can be. It leads to hip thrusting & promiscuity. Churchill NEVER went clubbing with Marxists. Lee Anderson needs to sort Govey out!😡

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1,083,681 views • 3 years ago

A woman who lives in Dubai & never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳 She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her! SmallTalk TV! 😂
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A woman who lives in Dubai & never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳 She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her! SmallTalk TV! 😂

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284,441 views • 9 months ago

Pity poor Jacob Rees-Mogg.😔 He turns up at a TV studio with an almighty bad hangover to find a somewhat disturbed & deranged elderly woman preaching at him. 😱
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Pity poor Jacob Rees-Mogg.😔 He turns up at a TV studio with an almighty bad hangover to find a somewhat disturbed & deranged elderly woman preaching at him. 😱

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230,354 views • 8 months ago

Attended CPAC (Conservative Party for Absent Conservatives). Bunty & I took our 4 year old grandson Clive. Had great fun playing musical chairs, hide & seek & spot the delegate. Irritated though by the slightly tipsy blonde woman warbling away about pork markets,fracking & blobs.
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Attended CPAC (Conservative Party for Absent Conservatives). Bunty & I took our 4 year old grandson Clive. Had great fun playing musical chairs, hide & seek & spot the delegate. Irritated though by the slightly tipsy blonde woman warbling away about pork markets,fracking & blobs.

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54,963 views • 1 month ago

Fanny Nugget (BBC Linekerist lackey) viciously bullies saintly Priti Patel by saying Defence spending fell by £10b over 14 years of Conservative govt. Watch Priti destroy her, proving why we Conservatives deserve so much credit for our time in power! 🇬🇧💪
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Fanny Nugget (BBC Linekerist lackey) viciously bullies saintly Priti Patel by saying Defence spending fell by £10b over 14 years of Conservative govt. Watch Priti destroy her, proving why we Conservatives deserve so much credit for our time in power! 🇬🇧💪

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374,200 views • 1 year ago

The strongest & most intelligent leader we ever had was Liz Truss. Even after 5 pints of strong lager this woman slurs common sense and rationality. If Keir Starmer wants to succeed he needs to be more Truss like. 🍻🇬🇧
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The strongest & most intelligent leader we ever had was Liz Truss. Even after 5 pints of strong lager this woman slurs common sense and rationality. If Keir Starmer wants to succeed he needs to be more Truss like. 🍻🇬🇧

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112,584 views • 3 months ago