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Sir Michael Take CBE

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The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 I can also be found here too: https://t.co/czJlwAsKtK

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Utterly disgusting behaviour by Prince Louis mocking Prince George his brother & our future King.😡 Our WW2 veterans must have been appalled by his lack of respect. They didn’t fight to see our Royal family behave like this. William & Kate are obviously soft leftist parents.😒

Utterly disgusting behaviour by Prince Louis mocking Prince George his brother & our future King.😡 Our WW2 veterans must have been appalled by his lack of respect. They didn’t fight to see our Royal family behave like this. William & Kate are obviously soft leftist parents.😒

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Andrew Tate, being arrested in Miami, wearing an outfit suspiciously resembling the one my wife Bunty wore to meet the girls for a meal in town last weekend…

Andrew Tate, being arrested in Miami, wearing an outfit suspiciously resembling the one my wife Bunty wore to meet the girls for a meal in town last weekend…

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I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

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I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile: ‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’ Erm… This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy. Oh dear. You poor little love. 😉

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You know I’m a Tory through & through but I do think Nigel Farage would make an excellent Prime Minister. Why? Well I absolutely ❤️ the way he talks our great nation up. He sells the UK so well. No exaggerated lies or pandering to President Trump. We are so lucky to have him. 🇬🇧

You know I’m a Tory through & through but I do think Nigel Farage would make an excellent Prime Minister. Why? Well I absolutely ❤️ the way he talks our great nation up. He sells the UK so well. No exaggerated lies or pandering to President Trump. We are so lucky to have him. 🇬🇧

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RIP John Prescott. Renowned as a fighter and really tough chap. Of course we in The Conservative Party also had an MP who was a bit of a rugged ‘bruiser’. Step forward Mark Field. Remember when he took on a violent protestor and came out on top. Hard. 👊🥊

RIP John Prescott. Renowned as a fighter and really tough chap. Of course we in The Conservative Party also had an MP who was a bit of a rugged ‘bruiser’. Step forward Mark Field. Remember when he took on a violent protestor and came out on top. Hard. 👊🥊

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#Makerfield Do listen! I love intelligent political analysis that’s both articulate & well thought out. And this video is a prime example of such analysis: Prune Slater & Liz Truss proving once & for all that Reform candidate Rob Kenyon is neither sexist nor misogynist. 🥴

#Makerfield Do listen! I love intelligent political analysis that’s both articulate & well thought out. And this video is a prime example of such analysis: Prune Slater & Liz Truss proving once & for all that Reform candidate Rob Kenyon is neither sexist nor misogynist. 🥴

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Let’s have a few nights away in lovely old Somerset my wife Bunty suggested… 😳

Let’s have a few nights away in lovely old Somerset my wife Bunty suggested… 😳

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Golf once was an example of sportsmanship & good manners. But look at this. Europe’s Ryder Cup team mocking President Trump. Mr Trump is a much loved man & a great peacemaker. These golfers should be reprimanded.😡 This is why we must never rejoin The EU!

Golf once was an example of sportsmanship & good manners. But look at this. Europe’s Ryder Cup team mocking President Trump. Mr Trump is a much loved man & a great peacemaker. These golfers should be reprimanded.😡 This is why we must never rejoin The EU!

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Rishi like MANY of us Tories, had it hard. As a child he had no Sky TV. I too grew up in poverty. I never had a nanny. In fact we never had a butler either. We never had stables. At Eton I was one of the boys mocked because my papa couldn’t afford a mistress. Life was TOUGH! 😔

Rishi like MANY of us Tories, had it hard. As a child he had no Sky TV. I too grew up in poverty. I never had a nanny. In fact we never had a butler either. We never had stables. At Eton I was one of the boys mocked because my papa couldn’t afford a mistress. Life was TOUGH! 😔

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Only 3 months into a Labour Government and just look at the state of our weather. 😡😤

Only 3 months into a Labour Government and just look at the state of our weather. 😡😤

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To those who say Liz Truss is unhinged, I URGE you to watch this clip of her finest moments. It proves Liz is moist, pert & free of fleas. She has all the qualities to lead our party again. Ignore the deep state Ignore our deceased Queen Liz is our girl!❤️

To those who say Liz Truss is unhinged, I URGE you to watch this clip of her finest moments. It proves Liz is moist, pert & free of fleas. She has all the qualities to lead our party again. Ignore the deep state Ignore our deceased Queen Liz is our girl!❤️

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I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness…😔 Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns? 😱

I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness…😔 Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns? 😱

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This clip broke my 💔 Listen to Liz Truss talking about sacking her beloved Kwasi. The hero who grew her pie. The man who made her trickle down. Our Virgin Mary is lost for words. If anything proves the cruel tyranny of the left wing economic establishment this clip does.😡

This clip broke my 💔 Listen to Liz Truss talking about sacking her beloved Kwasi. The hero who grew her pie. The man who made her trickle down. Our Virgin Mary is lost for words. If anything proves the cruel tyranny of the left wing economic establishment this clip does.😡

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The Iran Crisis. America’s current position:

The Iran Crisis. America’s current position:

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I do worry about Lee Anderson… Take for example this little video: It shows our Lee sadly mistaking the smell of his own farts for the sweet smell of democracy. 🤢

I do worry about Lee Anderson… Take for example this little video: It shows our Lee sadly mistaking the smell of his own farts for the sweet smell of democracy. 🤢

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Reform choosing their next by election candidate:

Reform choosing their next by election candidate:

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Here’s my old pal Michelle Mone reacting to the news that the Covid Enquiry will now hear evidence of her controversial PPE contracts in private. She seems to be quite pleased…😳

Here’s my old pal Michelle Mone reacting to the news that the Covid Enquiry will now hear evidence of her controversial PPE contracts in private. She seems to be quite pleased…😳

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We’re rehearsing our village pantomime! Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup. Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters. Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers. Richard Tice is Aladdin. And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy! 🎭😊

We’re rehearsing our village pantomime! Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup. Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters. Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers. Richard Tice is Aladdin. And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy! 🎭😊

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This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage & Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives & fans of Kemi & brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺

This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage & Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives & fans of Kemi & brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺

Sir Michael Take CBE

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Far too many fireworks. Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words. I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries. Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end. The London fireworks were a disgrace. Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame! 😤

Far too many fireworks. Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words. I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries. Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end. The London fireworks were a disgrace. Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame! 😤

Sir Michael Take CBE

1,246,864 次观看 • 9 个月前

The village gave the scarecrows their annual day out. Mr Lumpy, Chinwag & Little Billy were all allowed to shout at nobody in particular in the big city. They had a wonderful time! When they got back home they were put back in the fields with a glass of milk & some warm turnip.👨‍🌾

The village gave the scarecrows their annual day out. Mr Lumpy, Chinwag & Little Billy were all allowed to shout at nobody in particular in the big city. They had a wonderful time! When they got back home they were put back in the fields with a glass of milk & some warm turnip.👨‍🌾

Sir Michael Take CBE

233,241 次观看 • 1 个月前

With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes & Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted & beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo & Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️

With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes & Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted & beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo & Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️

Sir Michael Take CBE

1,302,823 次观看 • 1 年前

When your Grandad goes out into the garden to get a bit of fresh air after drinking too much sherry at Christmas… 🥴

When your Grandad goes out into the garden to get a bit of fresh air after drinking too much sherry at Christmas… 🥴

Sir Michael Take CBE

449,060 次观看 • 5 个月前

Thought I recognised this chap from Sunderland. It’s Clem He was our professional village idiot about 10 years ago. Clem was very good: He sniffed horses Ate cardboard Leaked Smelled of eggs And spaffed on hedges. He’s obviously gone into politics now. 🤔

Thought I recognised this chap from Sunderland. It’s Clem He was our professional village idiot about 10 years ago. Clem was very good: He sniffed horses Ate cardboard Leaked Smelled of eggs And spaffed on hedges. He’s obviously gone into politics now. 🤔

Sir Michael Take CBE

1,532,406 次观看 • 2 年前

#HIGNFY This is DISGUSTING!😡 A group of men, all leftists,committing blatant misogyny & bullying an intelligent & much loved female politician. This brave woman is the fragrant Andrea Jenkyns whose courage is so inspiring as Hislop & his gang attack her.

#HIGNFY This is DISGUSTING!😡 A group of men, all leftists,committing blatant misogyny & bullying an intelligent & much loved female politician. This brave woman is the fragrant Andrea Jenkyns whose courage is so inspiring as Hislop & his gang attack her.

Sir Michael Take CBE

1,218,743 次观看 • 2 年前

Martin Lewis has DESTROYED the UK Now he is ruining Christmas with his bloody statistics on how to win at Monopoly. What next? Martin Lewis’s statistical approach to: Wiping your bottom? Eating moist bread? Conker usage? God? Is this man a Chinese spy? 😡

Martin Lewis has DESTROYED the UK Now he is ruining Christmas with his bloody statistics on how to win at Monopoly. What next? Martin Lewis’s statistical approach to: Wiping your bottom? Eating moist bread? Conker usage? God? Is this man a Chinese spy? 😡

Sir Michael Take CBE

750,589 次观看 • 1 年前

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto! Along with National Service we’re also bringing back: Hanging Fox hunting Black & White TV Rationing Grammar Schools The cane Typewriters Lice Rickets Virginity World War & Britain will look like this👇 Huzzah!

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto! Along with National Service we’re also bringing back: Hanging Fox hunting Black & White TV Rationing Grammar Schools The cane Typewriters Lice Rickets Virginity World War & Britain will look like this👇 Huzzah!

Sir Michael Take CBE

773,396 次观看 • 2 年前

So sad to see Michael Gove cavorting with Lisa Nandy in an Aberdeenshire discotheque. This shows how dangerous wrap music can be. It leads to hip thrusting & promiscuity. Churchill NEVER went clubbing with Marxists. Lee Anderson needs to sort Govey out!😡

So sad to see Michael Gove cavorting with Lisa Nandy in an Aberdeenshire discotheque. This shows how dangerous wrap music can be. It leads to hip thrusting & promiscuity. Churchill NEVER went clubbing with Marxists. Lee Anderson needs to sort Govey out!😡

Sir Michael Take CBE

1,083,681 次观看 • 3 年前

Who wouldn’t want to join a movement where the leading members are a woman who has been compared to a lettuce and a man who believes you can grow concrete. Count me in! 🇬🇧💪

Who wouldn’t want to join a movement where the leading members are a woman who has been compared to a lettuce and a man who believes you can grow concrete. Count me in! 🇬🇧💪

Sir Michael Take CBE

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On our way back from Glastonbury we met ‘Merce’ He’s a homeless ex soldier forced to beg on the streets. All he wanted was a cup of tea, some skunk & someone who could treat his fleas. He wants you to vote Tory because he knows we are the party who care.❤️

On our way back from Glastonbury we met ‘Merce’ He’s a homeless ex soldier forced to beg on the streets. All he wanted was a cup of tea, some skunk & someone who could treat his fleas. He wants you to vote Tory because he knows we are the party who care.❤️

Sir Michael Take CBE

703,745 次观看 • 2 年前

A woman who lives in Dubai & never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳 She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her! SmallTalk TV! 😂

A woman who lives in Dubai & never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳 She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her! SmallTalk TV! 😂

Sir Michael Take CBE

284,441 次观看 • 11 个月前

Andy Cooper the delightful Conservative candidate in Tamworth sadly lost.😔 However he has a bright future in our party. Especially with such a lovely & caring wife. Her confidence in him was so heartwarming to see. As this pre by election video shows: 😊

Andy Cooper the delightful Conservative candidate in Tamworth sadly lost.😔 However he has a bright future in our party. Especially with such a lovely & caring wife. Her confidence in him was so heartwarming to see. As this pre by election video shows: 😊

Sir Michael Take CBE

797,205 次观看 • 3 年前

Listen to our Tory Chairman Greg Hands⬇️ He explains our Local Election results with clarity. People on the doorstep really LIKE Rishi Sunak that’s why they voted Labour. They also voted Labour because they DON’T LIKE Keir Starmer. Makes sense to me.👍🇬🇧

Listen to our Tory Chairman Greg Hands⬇️ He explains our Local Election results with clarity. People on the doorstep really LIKE Rishi Sunak that’s why they voted Labour. They also voted Labour because they DON’T LIKE Keir Starmer. Makes sense to me.👍🇬🇧

Sir Michael Take CBE

905,013 次观看 • 3 年前

Fanny Nugget (BBC Linekerist lackey) viciously bullies saintly Priti Patel by saying Defence spending fell by £10b over 14 years of Conservative govt. Watch Priti destroy her, proving why we Conservatives deserve so much credit for our time in power! 🇬🇧💪

Fanny Nugget (BBC Linekerist lackey) viciously bullies saintly Priti Patel by saying Defence spending fell by £10b over 14 years of Conservative govt. Watch Priti destroy her, proving why we Conservatives deserve so much credit for our time in power! 🇬🇧💪

Sir Michael Take CBE

374,200 次观看 • 1 年前

Pity poor Jacob Rees-Mogg.😔 He turns up at a TV studio with an almighty bad hangover to find a somewhat disturbed & deranged elderly woman preaching at him. 😱

Pity poor Jacob Rees-Mogg.😔 He turns up at a TV studio with an almighty bad hangover to find a somewhat disturbed & deranged elderly woman preaching at him. 😱

Sir Michael Take CBE

230,389 次观看 • 9 个月前

I’ve always believed Richard Madeley would make an excellent Conservative MP. Suave, handsome & full of sensible ideas. Here he is advocating that bosses should be allowed to spy on employees who work from home. After all those who do work at home are just LAZY, skiving toerags!

I’ve always believed Richard Madeley would make an excellent Conservative MP. Suave, handsome & full of sensible ideas. Here he is advocating that bosses should be allowed to spy on employees who work from home. After all those who do work at home are just LAZY, skiving toerags!

Sir Michael Take CBE

437,516 次观看 • 1 年前

Question Time last night: Robert Jenrick is a thoroughly decent young man. Look how the BBC allows him to be BULLIED by Ian Hislop. Hislop is threatening & violently offensive. Robert did so well to finish his point. Bravo Robert you showed us your spunk👏

Question Time last night: Robert Jenrick is a thoroughly decent young man. Look how the BBC allows him to be BULLIED by Ian Hislop. Hislop is threatening & violently offensive. Robert did so well to finish his point. Bravo Robert you showed us your spunk👏

Sir Michael Take CBE

760,041 次观看 • 3 年前

It’s diabolical that lazy striking doctors allow heavy metal singer Rod Stewart to be in charge of mobile scanning at an Essex hospital. What next? Punk rocker Ned Sheeran doing X Rays? Wrap singer Boy George running A&E? Striking NHS staff you disgust me!

It’s diabolical that lazy striking doctors allow heavy metal singer Rod Stewart to be in charge of mobile scanning at an Essex hospital. What next? Punk rocker Ned Sheeran doing X Rays? Wrap singer Boy George running A&E? Striking NHS staff you disgust me!

Sir Michael Take CBE

726,776 次观看 • 3 年前