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Sassington, M.C.

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

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perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

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didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

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this was where it all started for me 🌚

this was where it all started for me 🌚

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absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

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when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

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OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

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even more incredible than I imagined

even more incredible than I imagined

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all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

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oh he's in love love ❤️

oh he's in love love ❤️

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someone needs to be charged formally and held accountable

someone needs to be charged formally and held accountable

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"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

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I know I'm a parent, but that baby is the LAST thing I'm looking at in this video. 😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I know I'm a parent, but that baby is the LAST thing I'm looking at in this video. 😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

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there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

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bills are about to be due again even though I just paid them all BEING ALIVE IS SO EXPENSIVE I'M TIRED

bills are about to be due again even though I just paid them all BEING ALIVE IS SO EXPENSIVE I'M TIRED

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was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

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my inner child wants to try this 🫧

my inner child wants to try this 🫧

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who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

Sassington, M.C.

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this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

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as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

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my heart wants to be the guy in the mango shirt, but my spirit is the lady in the salmon shirt

my heart wants to be the guy in the mango shirt, but my spirit is the lady in the salmon shirt

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this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

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well I'll be damned

well I'll be damned

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wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

Sassington, M.C.

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this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

Sassington, M.C.

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they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

Sassington, M.C.

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always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger

always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger

Sassington, M.C.

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what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

Sassington, M.C.

6,549,858 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

thickums and thickettes, lock in: it's an absolute banger 😭

thickums and thickettes, lock in: it's an absolute banger 😭

Sassington, M.C.

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somebody got Robbie Williams on TV again and I'll never forget when he pulled this fan up and kissed her because it felt REAL. there was mutual heat.

somebody got Robbie Williams on TV again and I'll never forget when he pulled this fan up and kissed her because it felt REAL. there was mutual heat.

Sassington, M.C.

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ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

Sassington, M.C.

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as an adult, I wish we would all talk to each other more gently. refreshing af.

as an adult, I wish we would all talk to each other more gently. refreshing af.

Sassington, M.C.

17,441,816 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

perfect time to drop this explanation

perfect time to drop this explanation

Sassington, M.C.

4,232,839 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

this is wild to see. like, we're actually watching the ability to write in cursive die in our faces.

this is wild to see. like, we're actually watching the ability to write in cursive die in our faces.

Sassington, M.C.

12,261,536 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

stop what you're doing and get that pelvic floor snatched and latched

stop what you're doing and get that pelvic floor snatched and latched

Sassington, M.C.

875,011 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

Sassington, M.C.

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ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

Sassington, M.C.

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