Sassington, M.C.'s banner

Sassington, M.C.

@MissSassbox • 89,194 subscribers

something clever is supposed to go here so you can judge me quickly and now I've ruined it

Shorts

someone needs to be charged formally and held accountable

someone needs to be charged formally and held accountable

537,409 Aufrufe

can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

Sensitive content

can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

15,536,014 Aufrufe

even more incredible than I imagined

even more incredible than I imagined

798,945 Aufrufe

god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

22,583,662 Aufrufe

absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

1,891,645 Aufrufe

perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

34,903,426 Aufrufe

didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

8,855,990 Aufrufe

this was where it all started for me 🌚

this was where it all started for me 🌚

12,989,937 Aufrufe

when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

9,001,795 Aufrufe

OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

18,698,008 Aufrufe

was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

844,602 Aufrufe

wasn't aware habibis were available in this size

wasn't aware habibis were available in this size

786,561 Aufrufe

all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

3,969,241 Aufrufe

oh he's in love love ❤️

oh he's in love love ❤️

4,276,599 Aufrufe

"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

3,335,167 Aufrufe

he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

2,108,078 Aufrufe

I know I'm a parent, but that baby is the LAST thing I'm looking at in this video. 😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I know I'm a parent, but that baby is the LAST thing I'm looking at in this video. 😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

11,460,687 Aufrufe

hold on a second now

hold on a second now

1,804,010 Aufrufe

there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

3,322,556 Aufrufe

Videos

Anya Rossi

sweetdream.ai

SweetDream.ai•Sponsored•Livecam

Watch Anya Live

Anya is streaming live right now! Join her private show and enjoy exclusive content.

Exclusive private shows

1.2k viewers online

Private Show

Join now for exclusive access

Free preview available • Premium content

my heart wants to be the guy in the mango shirt, but my spirit is the lady in the salmon shirt

my heart wants to be the guy in the mango shirt, but my spirit is the lady in the salmon shirt

Sassington, M.C.

2,171,757 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

Sassington, M.C.

17,467,023 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

thickums and thickettes, lock in: it's an absolute banger 😭

thickums and thickettes, lock in: it's an absolute banger 😭

Sassington, M.C.

991,828 Aufrufe • vor 27 Tagen

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

Sassington, M.C.

7,063,908 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

Sassington, M.C.

13,778,682 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger

always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger

Sassington, M.C.

1,571,204 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

Sassington, M.C.

18,266,936 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

stop what you're doing and get that pelvic floor snatched and latched

stop what you're doing and get that pelvic floor snatched and latched

Sassington, M.C.

867,595 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

the tension build and payoff was extraordinary 😭😭😭

the tension build and payoff was extraordinary 😭😭😭

Sassington, M.C.

314,777 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

note to self: move.

note to self: move.

Sassington, M.C.

641,537 Aufrufe • vor 26 Tagen

well I'll be damned

well I'll be damned

Sassington, M.C.

12,820,616 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

Sassington, M.C.

15,263,599 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

Sassington, M.C.

8,432,188 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

Sassington, M.C.

6,967,179 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

if this was a bullet, it would've been a direct hit for me and my crew

if this was a bullet, it would've been a direct hit for me and my crew

Sassington, M.C.

475,508 Aufrufe • vor 28 Tagen

what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

Sassington, M.C.

6,549,444 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area

if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area

Sassington, M.C.

885,696 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

Sassington, M.C.

4,442,477 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

Sassington, M.C.

1,837,878 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

Sassington, M.C.

1,707,533 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten