
Sassington, M.C.
@MissSassbox • 89,194 subscribers
something clever is supposed to go here so you can judge me quickly and now I've ruined it
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my heart wants to be the guy in the mango shirt, but my spirit is the lady in the salmon shirt
Sassington, M.C.2,171,757 views • 1 month ago

thickums and thickettes, lock in: it's an absolute banger 😭
Sassington, M.C.991,828 views • 27 days ago

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces
Sassington, M.C.7,063,908 views • 4 months ago

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS
Sassington, M.C.13,778,682 views • 10 months ago

this little shit right here because I think about it once a week
Sassington, M.C.18,266,936 views • 1 year ago

stop what you're doing and get that pelvic floor snatched and latched
Sassington, M.C.867,595 views • 1 month ago

this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭
Sassington, M.C.8,432,188 views • 11 months ago

they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭
Sassington, M.C.6,967,179 views • 10 months ago

if this was a bullet, it would've been a direct hit for me and my crew
Sassington, M.C.475,508 views • 28 days ago

if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area
Sassington, M.C.885,696 views • 1 month ago

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo
Sassington, M.C.1,837,878 views • 3 months ago