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something clever is supposed to go here so you can judge me quickly and now I've ruined it

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absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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wasn't aware habibis were available in this size

wasn't aware habibis were available in this size

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was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

841,978 views

god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

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didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

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perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

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when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹

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when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹

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this was where it all started for me 🌚

this was where it all started for me 🌚

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when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

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OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

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already loved croissants, but taking it to the next level like this is something else

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already loved croissants, but taking it to the next level like this is something else

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all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

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the most truest truth ever told 😅

the most truest truth ever told 😅

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"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

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oh he's in love love ❤️

oh he's in love love ❤️

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he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

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this might be one of the most accurate observations about our generation because this is definitely an issue for me 😅

this might be one of the most accurate observations about our generation because this is definitely an issue for me 😅

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hold on a second now

hold on a second now

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there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

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always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger
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always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger

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1,561,793 views • 2 days ago

if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area
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if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area

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885,696 views • 5 days ago

this just gave me a reason to pull the deep fryer back out
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this just gave me a reason to pull the deep fryer back out

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437,448 views • 8 days ago

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces
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this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

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7,062,607 views • 3 months ago

who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history
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who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

Sassington, M.C.

17,457,347 views • 8 months ago

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS
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as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

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13,770,961 views • 8 months ago

number three understood who he had just become
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number three understood who he had just become

Sassington, M.C.

853,723 views • 25 days ago

this little shit right here because I think about it once a week
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this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

Sassington, M.C.

18,261,067 views • 1 year ago

well I'll be damned
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well I'll be damned

Sassington, M.C.

12,819,641 views • 10 months ago

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN
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ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

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1,687,046 views • 1 month ago

wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for
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wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

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15,261,676 views • 1 year ago

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo
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honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

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1,835,286 views • 2 months ago

folks had been making fun of her for the highly reactive recoil strut she's got, but meanwhile her IG account is growing right along with her glutes. keep firing those rounds, queen.
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folks had been making fun of her for the highly reactive recoil strut she's got, but meanwhile her IG account is growing right along with her glutes. keep firing those rounds, queen.

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150,100 views • 7 days ago

this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭
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this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

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8,429,888 views • 9 months ago

they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭
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they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

Sassington, M.C.

6,947,541 views • 8 months ago

what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room
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what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

Sassington, M.C.

6,548,801 views • 8 months ago

ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch
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ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

Sassington, M.C.

4,442,477 views • 6 months ago

perfect time to drop this explanation
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perfect time to drop this explanation

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4,232,433 views • 6 months ago

it's not the same and more places need to start making them
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it's not the same and more places need to start making them

Sassington, M.C.

1,127,372 views • 2 months ago

somebody got Robbie Williams on TV again and I'll never forget when he pulled this fan up and kissed her because it felt REAL. there was mutual heat.
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somebody got Robbie Williams on TV again and I'll never forget when he pulled this fan up and kissed her because it felt REAL. there was mutual heat.

Sassington, M.C.

11,143,440 views • 1 year ago