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something clever is supposed to go here so you can judge me quickly and now I've ruined it

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someone needs to be charged formally and held accountable

someone needs to be charged formally and held accountable

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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even more incredible than I imagined

even more incredible than I imagined

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god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

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absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

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perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

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didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

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this was where it all started for me 🌚

this was where it all started for me 🌚

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when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

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OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

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was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

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wasn't aware habibis were available in this size

wasn't aware habibis were available in this size

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all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

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oh he's in love love ❤️

oh he's in love love ❤️

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"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

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he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

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I know I'm a parent, but that baby is the LAST thing I'm looking at in this video. 😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I know I'm a parent, but that baby is the LAST thing I'm looking at in this video. 😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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hold on a second now

hold on a second now

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there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

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my heart wants to be the guy in the mango shirt, but my spirit is the lady in the salmon shirt

my heart wants to be the guy in the mango shirt, but my spirit is the lady in the salmon shirt

Sassington, M.C.

2,171,757 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

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thickums and thickettes, lock in: it's an absolute banger 😭

thickums and thickettes, lock in: it's an absolute banger 😭

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this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

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7,063,908 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

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13,778,682 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger

always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger

Sassington, M.C.

1,571,204 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

Sassington, M.C.

18,266,936 просмотров • 1 год назад

stop what you're doing and get that pelvic floor snatched and latched

stop what you're doing and get that pelvic floor snatched and latched

Sassington, M.C.

867,595 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

the tension build and payoff was extraordinary 😭😭😭

the tension build and payoff was extraordinary 😭😭😭

Sassington, M.C.

314,777 просмотров • 13 дней назад

note to self: move.

note to self: move.

Sassington, M.C.

641,537 просмотров • 26 дней назад

well I'll be damned

well I'll be damned

Sassington, M.C.

12,820,616 просмотров • 11 месяцев назад

wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

Sassington, M.C.

15,263,599 просмотров • 1 год назад

this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

Sassington, M.C.

8,432,188 просмотров • 11 месяцев назад

they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

Sassington, M.C.

6,967,179 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

if this was a bullet, it would've been a direct hit for me and my crew

if this was a bullet, it would've been a direct hit for me and my crew

Sassington, M.C.

475,508 просмотров • 28 дней назад

what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

Sassington, M.C.

6,549,444 просмотров • 9 месяцев назад

if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area

if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area

Sassington, M.C.

885,696 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

Sassington, M.C.

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honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

Sassington, M.C.

1,837,878 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

Sassington, M.C.

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