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40 year old straight male 🔞

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Didn’t you hear me the first time! I said pack your bags and get out!
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The real reason why Gen Z doesn’t do drugs is because they are already high on rimming old men
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It’s a Tuesday morning in mid-September. Do you know where your daughter really is?
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Gotta teach a brand new generation what a donkey 🫏 punch is
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I feel so bad that I forgot to feed you yesterday. You must have been starving
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Daddy’s not done making you beautiful yet
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I almost forgot tomorrow is trash day
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Oh yes tell me more about your feminist cause
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If you do a good job daddy will let you sleep in the bed tonight
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Never go out with a loaded gun on a Saturday night
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
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I can’t believe I could find someone to swallow my eggroll this time of night
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Well I’m glad to see at least that engineering degree I got didn’t go to waste
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All the dinosaurs feared the T Rex 🦖
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I couldn’t help myself but crash head first into those twin towers
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Tell daddy where you want it
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Tell daddy where you want it

Mr. Mister

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Making my way downtown driving fast faces pass and I’m a home bound….
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Daddy always knows what your favorite drink is
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