
Mr. Mister
@mrmister991 • 100,261 subscribers
40 year old straight male 🔞
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Didn’t you hear me the first time! I said pack your bags and get out!
Mr. Mister415,944 görüntüleme • 5 gün önce
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The real reason why Gen Z doesn’t do drugs is because they are already high on rimming old men
Mr. Mister42,980 görüntüleme • 1 gün önce
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It’s a Tuesday morning in mid-September. Do you know where your daughter really is?
Mr. Mister41,562 görüntüleme • 2 gün önce
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Gotta teach a brand new generation what a donkey 🫏 punch is
Mr. Mister41,455 görüntüleme • 5 gün önce
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I feel so bad that I forgot to feed you yesterday. You must have been starving
Mr. Mister34,548 görüntüleme • 4 gün önce
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If you do a good job daddy will let you sleep in the bed tonight
Mr. Mister27,704 görüntüleme • 5 gün önce
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
Mr. Mister24,705 görüntüleme • 5 gün önce
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I can’t believe I could find someone to swallow my eggroll this time of night
Mr. Mister70,662 görüntüleme • 17 gün önce
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Well I’m glad to see at least that engineering degree I got didn’t go to waste
Mr. Mister66,969 görüntüleme • 17 gün önce
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I couldn’t help myself but crash head first into those twin towers
Mr. Mister24,228 görüntüleme • 6 gün önce
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Making my way downtown driving fast faces pass and I’m a home bound….
Mr. Mister99,595 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
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