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Irreverent, irrelevant, irritable at times, lovable most of the time. Read at your own risk! https://t.co/T3CV1wdX3X

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Ganyan pala ang trabaho ni ❤️sa abroad? Parang kaawa-awa naman. You’d dress up spending hundreds of thousands of pesos in designer outfits and accessories and strut around looking for photographers to take your pictures. In the hope of being noticed? Para saan? Ma-feature sa magazines? Mapansin ng elite modeling agencies for possible recruitment? But it’s a known fact that her facial features, na retokada na, is no fashion model material. I pity her. But, no, I pity her FINANCIERS in these her futile attempts to get a crack at the international fashion world.

Ganyan pala ang trabaho ni ❤️sa abroad? Parang kaawa-awa naman. You’d dress up spending hundreds of thousands of pesos in designer outfits and accessories and strut around looking for photographers to take your pictures. In the hope of being noticed? Para saan? Ma-feature sa magazines? Mapansin ng elite modeling agencies for possible recruitment? But it’s a known fact that her facial features, na retokada na, is no fashion model material. I pity her. But, no, I pity her FINANCIERS in these her futile attempts to get a crack at the international fashion world.

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HAKOT NG KULTO NI MANALO! Hoy BBM, ngayon mo ipakitang hindi ka takot sa Iglesia ni Manalo. Clip its “power” to put politicians under their “spell.” Hahangaan ka ng mga Pilipino if you can put an end to the many annoying things this CULT does to protect their own interests. It is not a religious group. This is tantamount to “hijacking” your government just so you’d give in to their self-serving demands.

HAKOT NG KULTO NI MANALO! Hoy BBM, ngayon mo ipakitang hindi ka takot sa Iglesia ni Manalo. Clip its “power” to put politicians under their “spell.” Hahangaan ka ng mga Pilipino if you can put an end to the many annoying things this CULT does to protect their own interests. It is not a religious group. This is tantamount to “hijacking” your government just so you’d give in to their self-serving demands.

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Sino nga ba siya? Ilang ulit na dumaan sa feed ko? Siya ba’y understudy ni Boy Sili? Pakawala ni Baste (mukha rin kasing bangag)? Pero marunong magdasal ah.

Sino nga ba siya? Ilang ulit na dumaan sa feed ko? Siya ba’y understudy ni Boy Sili? Pakawala ni Baste (mukha rin kasing bangag)? Pero marunong magdasal ah.

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“Lifeless, inelegant, visually unappealing model wannabe. She makes the Philippines look cheap.” Hahaha. Nakakatuwa itong mga post ni r/HeartEvangelistaSnark. Kawawa naman tayong walang pera or financer para rumampa man lamang sa Bonifacio High Street! Hanggang Market Market na lang talaga tayo!

“Lifeless, inelegant, visually unappealing model wannabe. She makes the Philippines look cheap.” Hahaha. Nakakatuwa itong mga post ni r/HeartEvangelistaSnark. Kawawa naman tayong walang pera or financer para rumampa man lamang sa Bonifacio High Street! Hanggang Market Market na lang talaga tayo!

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With due apologies sa may-ari ng TikTok account. “Budol Government” yata tawag sa account. I was trying to save the video to share this sa X. Pero, I resorted to recording it na lang. Thanks ha. NAPAKA-NAKAKATA-CUTE NAMAN KASI NI MADUMB MANGGA! Umaarte na nga lang, hindi pa galingan! ANG PANGEEET - both ng acting at ng mukha. Parang naaagnas na zombie.

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With due apologies sa may-ari ng TikTok account. “Budol Government” yata tawag sa account. I was trying to save the video to share this sa X. Pero, I resorted to recording it na lang. Thanks ha. NAPAKA-NAKAKATA-CUTE NAMAN KASI NI MADUMB MANGGA! Umaarte na nga lang, hindi pa galingan! ANG PANGEEET - both ng acting at ng mukha. Parang naaagnas na zombie.

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Yan ba yung “SINAPAK” ang tawag? Kawawa naman yung bata.

Yan ba yung “SINAPAK” ang tawag? Kawawa naman yung bata.

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Let’s do the Isang Kaibigan dance craze Shimenet like Shimenet like Shimenet like. Can’t get over it. The MADUMB may yet be the new rap artist to beat!

Let’s do the Isang Kaibigan dance craze Shimenet like Shimenet like Shimenet like. Can’t get over it. The MADUMB may yet be the new rap artist to beat!

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They can no longer contain their excitement! Matagal na ngang napabulaanan ang sinabi ni Gat Jose Rizal na “ang kabataan ang pag-asa ng bayan.” Hindi na yan totoo, mula nung dumating ang mga DDS teachers.

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They can no longer contain their excitement! Matagal na ngang napabulaanan ang sinabi ni Gat Jose Rizal na “ang kabataan ang pag-asa ng bayan.” Hindi na yan totoo, mula nung dumating ang mga DDS teachers.

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No wonder hindi siya pinansin ng viewing public. Kulang ng depth. Walang “truthful behavior, deep empathy, and dynamic responsiveness,” sabi ni AI!

No wonder hindi siya pinansin ng viewing public. Kulang ng depth. Walang “truthful behavior, deep empathy, and dynamic responsiveness,” sabi ni AI!

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Jusko! Biruin ninyo? Balak niyong gawing presidente ito na kahit sa pagsasayaw ay mukhang tatanga-tanga? Pakinggan niyong magsalita, para lalo kayong ma-amaze sa kabobohan niya. Di ba mga DDS, ang hilig niyong gamitin yung salitang LUTANG? Pwes, ito ang TUNAY NA LUTANG!

Jusko! Biruin ninyo? Balak niyong gawing presidente ito na kahit sa pagsasayaw ay mukhang tatanga-tanga? Pakinggan niyong magsalita, para lalo kayong ma-amaze sa kabobohan niya. Di ba mga DDS, ang hilig niyong gamitin yung salitang LUTANG? Pwes, ito ang TUNAY NA LUTANG!

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"Ano ba ang ICC? Crimes against humanity." 🥸🥸🥸 ANO DAWWW????

"Ano ba ang ICC? Crimes against humanity." 🥸🥸🥸 ANO DAWWW????

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Labyu BBM pala ha! Tapos ngayon pakyu BBM na! Ang dali mo naman makalimot Inday sa imong gugmang giatay!

Labyu BBM pala ha! Tapos ngayon pakyu BBM na! Ang dali mo naman makalimot Inday sa imong gugmang giatay!

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Bwahaha! Love this!

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