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Prime Minister Mark Carney has released a video outlining his plan to shut down Donald Trump's '51st state' remarks.

Prime Minister Mark Carney has released a video outlining his plan to shut down Donald Trump's '51st state' remarks.

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Get out there and explore with the Canada Stong Pass!

Get out there and explore with the Canada Stong Pass!

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BREAKING: Supreme Governor Carney Reveals What's in Store for Canadians Upon His Ascension to Majority Government on April 13th.

BREAKING: Supreme Governor Carney Reveals What's in Store for Canadians Upon His Ascension to Majority Government on April 13th.

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BREAKING: Mark Carney has arrived in New Delhi to meet with Indian Prime Minister Modi

BREAKING: Mark Carney has arrived in New Delhi to meet with Indian Prime Minister Modi

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HINTERLAND WHO’S WHO: The Leftist Loon The Leftist Loon (Rachelus gilmoreus), a common and highly vocal species found primarily in the urban wetlands of Ottawa and the digital marshes of X. This territorial screecher patrols X like it owns the whole damn lake, unleashing its signature call — “DISINFORMATION!” “HARASSMENT!” — every time common sense or reason wanders too close to its territory. Armed with a beak for cherry-picking outrage and a strong natural block instinct, it plunge-dives for likes, surfaces with fresh bait, then immediately plays dead to harvest victim points. The species excels at controlling its immediate environment. When threatened by opposing opinions, it executes a classic defensive display: dramatic retreat followed by prolonged vocalizations soliciting support from distant observers, often resulting in resource accumulation through crowdfunding. Thus concludes our profile of The Leftist Loon: resilient, polarizing, and utterly convinced the rest of the pond is the problem.

HINTERLAND WHO’S WHO: The Leftist Loon The Leftist Loon (Rachelus gilmoreus), a common and highly vocal species found primarily in the urban wetlands of Ottawa and the digital marshes of X. This territorial screecher patrols X like it owns the whole damn lake, unleashing its signature call — “DISINFORMATION!” “HARASSMENT!” — every time common sense or reason wanders too close to its territory. Armed with a beak for cherry-picking outrage and a strong natural block instinct, it plunge-dives for likes, surfaces with fresh bait, then immediately plays dead to harvest victim points. The species excels at controlling its immediate environment. When threatened by opposing opinions, it executes a classic defensive display: dramatic retreat followed by prolonged vocalizations soliciting support from distant observers, often resulting in resource accumulation through crowdfunding. Thus concludes our profile of The Leftist Loon: resilient, polarizing, and utterly convinced the rest of the pond is the problem.

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BREAKING: PM Carney gives exclusive remarks on what exactly he meant when referring to "A New World Order."

BREAKING: PM Carney gives exclusive remarks on what exactly he meant when referring to "A New World Order."

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The National Roast is proud to present the next edition in our Hinterland Who's Who reboot: The Canadian Karen
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The National Roast is proud to present the next edition in our Hinterland Who's Who reboot: The Canadian Karen

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We are proud to release the next edition of our Hinterland Who's Who Reboot: The Elbozo Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer + Political Satirist
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We are proud to release the next edition of our Hinterland Who's Who Reboot: The Elbozo Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer + Political Satirist

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BREAKING: The National Roast has obtained a second clip of PM Mark Carney's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience.
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BREAKING: The National Roast has obtained a second clip of PM Mark Carney's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience.

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Hinterland Who's Who - The Parasitoid Jihadicus.
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Hinterland Who's Who - The Parasitoid Jihadicus.

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It's time for a Body Break with Mark Carney!
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It's time for a Body Break with Mark Carney!

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The Pleb The Pleb 🌍 Reporter showed me big love on the Pre debate stream last night!. Thanks Pleb!. Keep up the great work!. Thanks to the libtard fact checker for letting me know. I was having a nap at the time lol.
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The Pleb The Pleb 🌍 Reporter showed me big love on the Pre debate stream last night!. Thanks Pleb!. Keep up the great work!. Thanks to the libtard fact checker for letting me know. I was having a nap at the time lol.

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