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“they killed my wife, my career is gone, and I might die alone watching golden girls, I’m sorry I wasn’t CHIRPY!!!”

at a dive bar and the band is playing rocket man while we watch Artemis II come back down to earth

watching the comedy actress roundtable wow this got so gay so quickly

“I feel like if I was a male character people would immediately be like ‘well they’re gonna sleep together’ in the first episode, right? And then move on.” girl welcome to the lesbian experience 😭😭🙏🏼

Karolina: [speaking polish] Rhea: did you say I was pretty? Karolina: yes

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“I told you he was a vegetarian.” “Which is why I made a salad.” “With CHICKEN.” “A chicken salad.” “CHICKEN.” “…Salad.”

thinking about kathryn audibly moaning every time lady gaga said anything at the roundtable

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“It was Carol who created 11 million deaths by having a tantrum” “Whatever.”

“you come across super sweet and caring but also off-putting at the same time” “that’s so rude” LMAOOO

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“I’M NOT CHATGPT OKAY!! I’M A HUMAN BEING!! I HAVE FEELINGS!!” TELL them, Karolina

kathryn’s advice to her younger self: “chill out about your nose, your nose is so… is really perfect.” I know that’s right!!!!

RHEA SAYING “STURSIA” WE GOT HER, BOYS

when you tell everyone how much you love her for several minutes and she caps it off with “SHE’S MY SISTER”

Karolina I know you’re doing that on purpose

oh to take an eyelash off of karolina’s cheek and have her hold my hand so she can blow it off and make a wish

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“Let’s ask how much water it uses every time you use ChatGPT” GET THEM AGAIN FOR ME, MIRIAM!!

I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video

rhea getting interviewed by the same guy so many times she starts cornplating his background lmao

oh she wants Rihanna BAD

2 minutes and 20 seconds of Rhea Seehorn being a professional hater:

karolina trying to show off the back of her dress and immediately being told to turn back around and rhea running over to like oh no you ARE gonna photograph the back of this dress

Rhea Seehorn… no fucking way 😭

“I don’t like to draw men . . . If I draw a man he’d be extremely androgynous.” ohhh okay.

the signs were all there 🙏🏼

I haven’t stopped laughing at “Jeff’s not our only gay on set but I’m not gonna out anybody” for the past 48 hours. Rhea Seehorn what do you know

they all love her DOWN oh my god

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS BSNDDJJDB IM SORRY RHEA SEEHORN

“I mean I think you guys are… lovers” “Yeah!” [burps] “Every time I bring up being- your lesbian tendencies you start burping and we’re like 🤨hmmmm” LMAOO

#RHEASEEHORN: Plus, she happens to be one of the most gorgeous people I’ve ever seen on the planet. So there’s that.

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET HER??? OH MY GODNDNFJ

remembering watching this scene for the first time and going “oh so EVERYONE on the road is gay”

Rhea “she’s a shitshow” Seehorn