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“they killed my wife, my career is gone, and I might die alone watching golden girls, I’m sorry I wasn’t CHIRPY!!!”

“they killed my wife, my career is gone, and I might die alone watching golden girls, I’m sorry I wasn’t CHIRPY!!!”

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at a dive bar and the band is playing rocket man while we watch Artemis II come back down to earth

at a dive bar and the band is playing rocket man while we watch Artemis II come back down to earth

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watching the comedy actress roundtable wow this got so gay so quickly

watching the comedy actress roundtable wow this got so gay so quickly

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“I feel like if I was a male character people would immediately be like ‘well they’re gonna sleep together’ in the first episode, right? And then move on.” girl welcome to the lesbian experience 😭😭🙏🏼

“I feel like if I was a male character people would immediately be like ‘well they’re gonna sleep together’ in the first episode, right? And then move on.” girl welcome to the lesbian experience 😭😭🙏🏼

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Karolina: [speaking polish] Rhea: did you say I was pretty? Karolina: yes

Karolina: [speaking polish] Rhea: did you say I was pretty? Karolina: yes

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“I told you he was a vegetarian.” “Which is why I made a salad.” “With CHICKEN.” “A chicken salad.” “CHICKEN.” “…Salad.”

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“I told you he was a vegetarian.” “Which is why I made a salad.” “With CHICKEN.” “A chicken salad.” “CHICKEN.” “…Salad.”

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thinking about kathryn audibly moaning every time lady gaga said anything at the roundtable

thinking about kathryn audibly moaning every time lady gaga said anything at the roundtable

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“It was Carol who created 11 million deaths by having a tantrum” “Whatever.”

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“It was Carol who created 11 million deaths by having a tantrum” “Whatever.”

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“you come across super sweet and caring but also off-putting at the same time” “that’s so rude” LMAOOO

“you come across super sweet and caring but also off-putting at the same time” “that’s so rude” LMAOOO

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“I’M NOT CHATGPT OKAY!! I’M A HUMAN BEING!! I HAVE FEELINGS!!” TELL them, Karolina

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“I’M NOT CHATGPT OKAY!! I’M A HUMAN BEING!! I HAVE FEELINGS!!” TELL them, Karolina

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kathryn’s advice to her younger self: “chill out about your nose, your nose is so… is really perfect.” I know that’s right!!!!

kathryn’s advice to her younger self: “chill out about your nose, your nose is so… is really perfect.” I know that’s right!!!!

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RHEA SAYING “STURSIA” WE GOT HER, BOYS

RHEA SAYING “STURSIA” WE GOT HER, BOYS

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when you tell everyone how much you love her for several minutes and she caps it off with “SHE’S MY SISTER”

when you tell everyone how much you love her for several minutes and she caps it off with “SHE’S MY SISTER”

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Karolina I know you’re doing that on purpose

Karolina I know you’re doing that on purpose

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oh to take an eyelash off of karolina’s cheek and have her hold my hand so she can blow it off and make a wish

oh to take an eyelash off of karolina’s cheek and have her hold my hand so she can blow it off and make a wish

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“Let’s ask how much water it uses every time you use ChatGPT” GET THEM AGAIN FOR ME, MIRIAM!!

“Let’s ask how much water it uses every time you use ChatGPT” GET THEM AGAIN FOR ME, MIRIAM!!

5,395,109 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video

I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video

4,508,657 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

rhea getting interviewed by the same guy so many times she starts cornplating his background lmao

rhea getting interviewed by the same guy so many times she starts cornplating his background lmao

1,347,819 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

oh she wants Rihanna BAD

oh she wants Rihanna BAD

282,906 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

2 minutes and 20 seconds of Rhea Seehorn being a professional hater:

2 minutes and 20 seconds of Rhea Seehorn being a professional hater:

348,171 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

karolina trying to show off the back of her dress and immediately being told to turn back around and rhea running over to like oh no you ARE gonna photograph the back of this dress

karolina trying to show off the back of her dress and immediately being told to turn back around and rhea running over to like oh no you ARE gonna photograph the back of this dress

218,356 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Rhea Seehorn… no fucking way 😭

Rhea Seehorn… no fucking way 😭

198,291 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

“I don’t like to draw men . . . If I draw a man he’d be extremely androgynous.” ohhh okay.

“I don’t like to draw men . . . If I draw a man he’d be extremely androgynous.” ohhh okay.

163,886 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

the signs were all there 🙏🏼

the signs were all there 🙏🏼

168,388 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

I haven’t stopped laughing at “Jeff’s not our only gay on set but I’m not gonna out anybody” for the past 48 hours. Rhea Seehorn what do you know

I haven’t stopped laughing at “Jeff’s not our only gay on set but I’m not gonna out anybody” for the past 48 hours. Rhea Seehorn what do you know

133,456 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

they all love her DOWN oh my god

they all love her DOWN oh my god

98,479 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS BSNDDJJDB IM SORRY RHEA SEEHORN

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS BSNDDJJDB IM SORRY RHEA SEEHORN

93,300 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

“I mean I think you guys are… lovers” “Yeah!” [burps] “Every time I bring up being- your lesbian tendencies you start burping and we’re like 🤨hmmmm” LMAOO

“I mean I think you guys are… lovers” “Yeah!” [burps] “Every time I bring up being- your lesbian tendencies you start burping and we’re like 🤨hmmmm” LMAOO

174,452 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

#RHEASEEHORN: Plus, she happens to be one of the most gorgeous people I’ve ever seen on the planet. So there’s that.

#RHEASEEHORN: Plus, she happens to be one of the most gorgeous people I’ve ever seen on the planet. So there’s that.

95,098 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET HER??? OH MY GODNDNFJ

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET HER??? OH MY GODNDNFJ

53,146 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

remembering watching this scene for the first time and going “oh so EVERYONE on the road is gay”

remembering watching this scene for the first time and going “oh so EVERYONE on the road is gay”

149,655 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Rhea “she’s a shitshow” Seehorn

Rhea “she’s a shitshow” Seehorn

74,908 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten