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26 • (she/her) • lesbian • agatha harkness apologist • on the yuribus • listen… I’m not that bad

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“they killed my wife, my career is gone, and I might die alone watching golden girls, I’m sorry I wasn’t CHIRPY!!!”

“they killed my wife, my career is gone, and I might die alone watching golden girls, I’m sorry I wasn’t CHIRPY!!!”

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at a dive bar and the band is playing rocket man while we watch Artemis II come back down to earth

at a dive bar and the band is playing rocket man while we watch Artemis II come back down to earth

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watching the comedy actress roundtable wow this got so gay so quickly

watching the comedy actress roundtable wow this got so gay so quickly

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“I told you he was a vegetarian.” “Which is why I made a salad.” “With CHICKEN.” “A chicken salad.” “CHICKEN.” “…Salad.”

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“I told you he was a vegetarian.” “Which is why I made a salad.” “With CHICKEN.” “A chicken salad.” “CHICKEN.” “…Salad.”

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“dakota johnson was on and she brought her dog.” “she think she’s better than me?”

“dakota johnson was on and she brought her dog.” “she think she’s better than me?”

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“I feel like if I was a male character people would immediately be like ‘well they’re gonna sleep together’ in the first episode, right? And then move on.” girl welcome to the lesbian experience 😭😭🙏🏼

“I feel like if I was a male character people would immediately be like ‘well they’re gonna sleep together’ in the first episode, right? And then move on.” girl welcome to the lesbian experience 😭😭🙏🏼

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Karolina: [speaking polish] Rhea: did you say I was pretty? Karolina: yes

Karolina: [speaking polish] Rhea: did you say I was pretty? Karolina: yes

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Natasha: I’m a never nude, uh, I’ve tried, nobody wants it. Hannah: 🤨wouldn’t go that far… Jessica: yeah, that’s… that’s… Hannah: did you get it? *looks at kathryn*

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Natasha: I’m a never nude, uh, I’ve tried, nobody wants it. Hannah: 🤨wouldn’t go that far… Jessica: yeah, that’s… that’s… Hannah: did you get it? looks at kathryn

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thinking about kathryn audibly moaning every time lady gaga said anything at the roundtable

thinking about kathryn audibly moaning every time lady gaga said anything at the roundtable

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“It was Carol who created 11 million deaths by having a tantrum” “Whatever.”

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“It was Carol who created 11 million deaths by having a tantrum” “Whatever.”

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“you come across super sweet and caring but also off-putting at the same time” “that’s so rude” LMAOOO

“you come across super sweet and caring but also off-putting at the same time” “that’s so rude” LMAOOO

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rhea and karolina sharing a doughnut together every day on set 😭😭😭

rhea and karolina sharing a doughnut together every day on set 😭😭😭

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RHEA SAYING “STURSIA” WE GOT HER, BOYS

RHEA SAYING “STURSIA” WE GOT HER, BOYS

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“I’M NOT CHATGPT OKAY!! I’M A HUMAN BEING!! I HAVE FEELINGS!!” TELL them, Karolina

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“I’M NOT CHATGPT OKAY!! I’M A HUMAN BEING!! I HAVE FEELINGS!!” TELL them, Karolina

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“without spoiling where things are going after this, uh, between zosia and carol” the suggestive eyebrow raises from rhea and karolina’s little kick… thinking… 💭

“without spoiling where things are going after this, uh, between zosia and carol” the suggestive eyebrow raises from rhea and karolina’s little kick… thinking… 💭

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kathryn’s advice to her younger self: “chill out about your nose, your nose is so… is really perfect.” I know that’s right!!!!

kathryn’s advice to her younger self: “chill out about your nose, your nose is so… is really perfect.” I know that’s right!!!!

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Rhea seeing Karolina come over in her dress and going “soooo pretty” I need to be sedated

Rhea seeing Karolina come over in her dress and going “soooo pretty” I need to be sedated

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Karolina I know you’re doing that on purpose

Karolina I know you’re doing that on purpose

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I’m crying literally anything rhea says everyone at the table is like “awwwwww🥰🥰🥰🥰”

I’m crying literally anything rhea says everyone at the table is like “awwwwww🥰🥰🥰🥰”

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I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video

I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video

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rhea getting interviewed by the same guy so many times she starts cornplating his background lmao

rhea getting interviewed by the same guy so many times she starts cornplating his background lmao

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oh she wants Rihanna BAD

oh she wants Rihanna BAD

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2 minutes and 20 seconds of Rhea Seehorn being a professional hater:

2 minutes and 20 seconds of Rhea Seehorn being a professional hater:

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karolina trying to show off the back of her dress and immediately being told to turn back around and rhea running over to like oh no you ARE gonna photograph the back of this dress

karolina trying to show off the back of her dress and immediately being told to turn back around and rhea running over to like oh no you ARE gonna photograph the back of this dress

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Carol “she’s not my anything” Sturka

Carol “she’s not my anything” Sturka

kirsten 🩸 pluribus spoilers

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obsessed with this blooper/kathryn’s improv like she really started climbing this man 😭 “he’s actually in me”

obsessed with this blooper/kathryn’s improv like she really started climbing this man 😭 “he’s actually in me”

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Rhea Seehorn… no fucking way 😭

Rhea Seehorn… no fucking way 😭

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“I don’t like to draw men . . . If I draw a man he’d be extremely androgynous.” ohhh okay.

“I don’t like to draw men . . . If I draw a man he’d be extremely androgynous.” ohhh okay.

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the signs were all there 🙏🏼

the signs were all there 🙏🏼

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DO YOU WANT ME TO GET HER??? OH MY GODNDNFJ

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET HER??? OH MY GODNDNFJ

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I haven’t stopped laughing at “Jeff’s not our only gay on set but I’m not gonna out anybody” for the past 48 hours. Rhea Seehorn what do you know

I haven’t stopped laughing at “Jeff’s not our only gay on set but I’m not gonna out anybody” for the past 48 hours. Rhea Seehorn what do you know

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS BSNDDJJDB IM SORRY RHEA SEEHORN

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS BSNDDJJDB IM SORRY RHEA SEEHORN

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they all love her DOWN oh my god

they all love her DOWN oh my god

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#RHEASEEHORN: Plus, she happens to be one of the most gorgeous people I’ve ever seen on the planet. So there’s that.

#RHEASEEHORN: Plus, she happens to be one of the most gorgeous people I’ve ever seen on the planet. So there’s that.

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“I mean I think you guys are… lovers” “Yeah!” [burps] “Every time I bring up being- your lesbian tendencies you start burping and we’re like 🤨hmmmm” LMAOO

“I mean I think you guys are… lovers” “Yeah!” [burps] “Every time I bring up being- your lesbian tendencies you start burping and we’re like 🤨hmmmm” LMAOO

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“I go for a walk with my DOG and I don’t come back with PLURIBUS” I’m fucking crying

“I go for a walk with my DOG and I don’t come back with PLURIBUS” I’m fucking crying

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Rhea “she’s a shitshow” Seehorn

Rhea “she’s a shitshow” Seehorn

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oh I love this woman so dearly 😭

oh I love this woman so dearly 😭

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