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Years 2011* A certain 19-year-old Neymar Jr. getting ready to absolutely destroy defenders.

Years 2011* A certain 19-year-old Neymar Jr. getting ready to absolutely destroy defenders.

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It’s like watching Barca Neymar 😭

It’s like watching Barca Neymar 😭

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Neymar’s Brazil career came full circle at MetLife Stadium, the venue of his first and last game for the Brazil, as well as his first and last goal. ❤️

Neymar’s Brazil career came full circle at MetLife Stadium, the venue of his first and last game for the Brazil, as well as his first and last goal. ❤️

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Rafael leao watching Neymar’s highlights with his kid 😭

Rafael leao watching Neymar’s highlights with his kid 😭

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When Mbappe called Neymar a bum because he assisted draxler instead of him.

When Mbappe called Neymar a bum because he assisted draxler instead of him.

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Mbappé was super nervous before his debut, but Neymar helped calm him down.

Mbappé was super nervous before his debut, but Neymar helped calm him down.

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Kang in Lee in locker room asking Mbappe why he kicked Neymar out

Kang in Lee in locker room asking Mbappe why he kicked Neymar out

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You’ll never be him Vini Jr.

You’ll never be him Vini Jr.

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“I don’t want to be like Messi” We know

“I don’t want to be like Messi” We know

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“Ashley Cole”

“Ashley Cole”

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Neymar was literally standing waiting to come back on the pitch, and the technical staff subbed him off without him even knowing. Wtf?

Neymar was literally standing waiting to come back on the pitch, and the technical staff subbed him off without him even knowing. Wtf?

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What a GOAL from NEYMARRRRR

What a GOAL from NEYMARRRRR

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Neymar in tears before the game as there’s a chance this might be his last ever game for Santos.

Neymar in tears before the game as there’s a chance this might be his last ever game for Santos.

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Wtf was that

Wtf was that

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18 y’old Neymar with a rabona through ball from 30 yards out.

18 y’old Neymar with a rabona through ball from 30 yards out.

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🇩🇪 Jamal Musiala : “I always loved Neymar, Santos Neymar, Barca Neymar. Any Neymar”

🇩🇪 Jamal Musiala : “I always loved Neymar, Santos Neymar, Barca Neymar. Any Neymar”

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Neymar asked the Norwegian goalkeeper to pick the side for the penalty, scored the goal, and mocked him right in his face.
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Neymar asked the Norwegian goalkeeper to pick the side for the penalty, scored the goal, and mocked him right in his face.

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10,074,836 views • 1 month ago

6 years ago today, Neymar took PSG to their first ever Champions League final.
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6 years ago today, Neymar took PSG to their first ever Champions League final.

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658,549 views • 14 days ago

Look at the difference lolll
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Look at the difference lolll

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19,462,426 views • 1 year ago

Not a single player in PL history comes close to this Neymar.
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Not a single player in PL history comes close to this Neymar.

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1,642,972 views • 5 months ago

Neymar’s lowest-rated game (5.9) is also one of the most iconic performances of his career. Make it make sense
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Neymar’s lowest-rated game (5.9) is also one of the most iconic performances of his career. Make it make sense

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2,681,619 views • 10 months ago

Ney. Ney. Neymarrr
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Ney. Ney. Neymarrr

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790,359 views • 4 months ago

89th minute of the game, PSG on the verge of elimination and Neymar does this
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89th minute of the game, PSG on the verge of elimination and Neymar does this

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2,408,076 views • 1 year ago

Neymar and Ronaldo went aura for aura this game
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Neymar and Ronaldo went aura for aura this game

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1,465,543 views • 1 year ago

🎙️🇫🇷 Patrice Evra says Mbappe was Neymarised - “I met him at the World Cup and I told him: stop copying Neymar, you’re not him”
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🎙️🇫🇷 Patrice Evra says Mbappe was Neymarised - “I met him at the World Cup and I told him: stop copying Neymar, you’re not him”

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257,092 views • 2 months ago

🗣️ Who’s your favorite Brazilian player? 🎙️Pep Guardiola - “I would have loved to manage Neymar. One of my regrets in my career is not having been able to coach Neymar” 🇪🇸🇧🇷
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🗣️ Who’s your favorite Brazilian player? 🎙️Pep Guardiola - “I would have loved to manage Neymar. One of my regrets in my career is not having been able to coach Neymar” 🇪🇸🇧🇷

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167,955 views • 1 month ago

Neymar vs Sport (H) One functioning knee and a dream
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Neymar vs Sport (H) One functioning knee and a dream

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850,183 views • 9 months ago

Cole Palmer picks Neymar as the 2nd greatest player of all time, only behind Leo Messi.
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Cole Palmer picks Neymar as the 2nd greatest player of all time, only behind Leo Messi.

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970,080 views • 10 months ago

After the penalty, Neymar became the oldest Brazilian to score a goal in World Cup.
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After the penalty, Neymar became the oldest Brazilian to score a goal in World Cup.

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169,981 views • 1 month ago

Neymar vs Argentina - 2021 Copa Final
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Neymar vs Argentina - 2021 Copa Final

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432,377 views • 5 months ago

🇧🇷 Rafinha - (On Neymar’s impact on La Remontada) “When the score became 3–0, I said to myself: It’s over, we’re going to do it. But then Cavani scored the 3–1 goal, and at that moment, I felt like everyone was saying to themselves: "The match is over." “But that was the moment Neymar took the ball and started something like madness. What he did in that match was something supernatural, unbelievable - he took responsibility and said to himself: "I will win this match, not alone, but I will lead the team to victory."
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🇧🇷 Rafinha - (On Neymar’s impact on La Remontada) “When the score became 3–0, I said to myself: It’s over, we’re going to do it. But then Cavani scored the 3–1 goal, and at that moment, I felt like everyone was saying to themselves: "The match is over." “But that was the moment Neymar took the ball and started something like madness. What he did in that match was something supernatural, unbelievable - he took responsibility and said to himself: "I will win this match, not alone, but I will lead the team to victory."

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687,444 views • 10 months ago

I’m sorry but Stutter step only works if you’re Neymar Jr.
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I’m sorry but Stutter step only works if you’re Neymar Jr.

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113,992 views • 1 month ago

Messi with a brace. Ronaldo with a brace. Over to you now, Neymar Jr.
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Messi with a brace. Ronaldo with a brace. Over to you now, Neymar Jr.

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141,301 views • 2 months ago

🗣️Neymar - “Physically, I'm doing well, I feel like I'm getting better day by day. This injury is sad and annoying, but it's not something that will stop me. “I’ll definitely be there in next game too.”
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🗣️Neymar - “Physically, I'm doing well, I feel like I'm getting better day by day. This injury is sad and annoying, but it's not something that will stop me. “I’ll definitely be there in next game too.”

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492,127 views • 9 months ago

Gary Lineker talks about whether Neymar’s overrated or underrated -
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Gary Lineker talks about whether Neymar’s overrated or underrated -

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501,732 views • 1 year ago