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Years 2011* A certain 19-year-old Neymar Jr. getting ready to absolutely destroy defenders.

Years 2011* A certain 19-year-old Neymar Jr. getting ready to absolutely destroy defenders.

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It’s like watching Barca Neymar 😭

It’s like watching Barca Neymar 😭

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Neymar’s Brazil career came full circle at MetLife Stadium, the venue of his first and last game for the Brazil, as well as his first and last goal. ❤️

Neymar’s Brazil career came full circle at MetLife Stadium, the venue of his first and last game for the Brazil, as well as his first and last goal. ❤️

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Rafael leao watching Neymar’s highlights with his kid 😭

Rafael leao watching Neymar’s highlights with his kid 😭

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When Mbappe called Neymar a bum because he assisted draxler instead of him.

When Mbappe called Neymar a bum because he assisted draxler instead of him.

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🗣️Who’s the best dribbler ever? Declan Rice - “Neymar” 🗣️Not Ronaldinho? Declan Rice - “Neymar. He’s heavily disrespected, you could ask any player about Neymar and they’d give you the same answer”

🗣️Who’s the best dribbler ever? Declan Rice - “Neymar” 🗣️Not Ronaldinho? Declan Rice - “Neymar. He’s heavily disrespected, you could ask any player about Neymar and they’d give you the same answer”

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Kang in Lee in locker room asking Mbappe why he kicked Neymar out

Kang in Lee in locker room asking Mbappe why he kicked Neymar out

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You’ll never be him Vini Jr.

You’ll never be him Vini Jr.

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Mbappé was super nervous before his debut, but Neymar helped calm him down.

Mbappé was super nervous before his debut, but Neymar helped calm him down.

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“I don’t want to be like Messi” We know

“I don’t want to be like Messi” We know

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“Ashley Cole”

“Ashley Cole”

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Neymar presenting Barça’s 2017/18 kit. A week before he joined PSG

Neymar presenting Barça’s 2017/18 kit. A week before he joined PSG

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Neymar was literally standing waiting to come back on the pitch, and the technical staff subbed him off without him even knowing. Wtf?

Neymar was literally standing waiting to come back on the pitch, and the technical staff subbed him off without him even knowing. Wtf?

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What a GOAL from NEYMARRRRR

What a GOAL from NEYMARRRRR

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Neymar in tears before the game as there’s a chance this might be his last ever game for Santos.

Neymar in tears before the game as there’s a chance this might be his last ever game for Santos.

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🇩🇪 Jamal Musiala : “I always loved Neymar, Santos Neymar, Barca Neymar. Any Neymar”

🇩🇪 Jamal Musiala : “I always loved Neymar, Santos Neymar, Barca Neymar. Any Neymar”

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Neymar asked the Norwegian goalkeeper to pick the side for the penalty, scored the goal, and mocked him right in his face.
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Neymar asked the Norwegian goalkeeper to pick the side for the penalty, scored the goal, and mocked him right in his face.

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10,077,350 views • 3 months ago

Neymar vs Juventus - 16/17 15 successful dribbles
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Neymar vs Juventus - 16/17 15 successful dribbles

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572,299 views • 14 days ago

Look at the difference lolll
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Look at the difference lolll

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19,463,422 views • 1 year ago

6 years ago today, Neymar took PSG to their first ever Champions League final.
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6 years ago today, Neymar took PSG to their first ever Champions League final.

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664,822 views • 2 months ago

Here’s Neymar replicating everything Kane did but with just his WEAK FOOT.
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Here’s Neymar replicating everything Kane did but with just his WEAK FOOT.

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68,354 views • 7 days ago

Xavi puts Neymar as the 2nd greatest player he’s ever seen - “The first week at Barca, I’ve already considered him as Messi level. I’ve never seen a player that close to Messi as Neymar at 21.”
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Xavi puts Neymar as the 2nd greatest player he’s ever seen - “The first week at Barca, I’ve already considered him as Messi level. I’ve never seen a player that close to Messi as Neymar at 21.”

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226,804 views • 1 month ago

Not a single player in PL history comes close to this Neymar.
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Not a single player in PL history comes close to this Neymar.

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1,644,954 views • 7 months ago

🗣️ Skills that Neymar has that you don’t? Mbappe - “Passing. He’s phenomenal at it.” 🗣️ Skills that you have that Neymar doesn’t? Mbappe - “He’s got every skills. He doesn’t need mine.”
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🗣️ Skills that Neymar has that you don’t? Mbappe - “Passing. He’s phenomenal at it.” 🗣️ Skills that you have that Neymar doesn’t? Mbappe - “He’s got every skills. He doesn’t need mine.”

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26,210 views • 3 days ago

That fake Rabona… ik where he learnt it from
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That fake Rabona… ik where he learnt it from

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26,980 views • 5 days ago

89th minute of the game, PSG on the verge of elimination and Neymar does this
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89th minute of the game, PSG on the verge of elimination and Neymar does this

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2,408,076 views • 1 year ago

Ney. Ney. Neymarrr
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Ney. Ney. Neymarrr

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790,840 views • 6 months ago

6 years ago today, Neymar vs Bolivia in the World Cup qualifiers. 18 successful dribbles.
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6 years ago today, Neymar vs Bolivia in the World Cup qualifiers. 18 successful dribbles.

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31,038 views • 8 days ago

Cole Palmer picks Neymar as the 2nd greatest player of all time, only behind Leo Messi.
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Cole Palmer picks Neymar as the 2nd greatest player of all time, only behind Leo Messi.

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989,445 views • 1 year ago

Neymar vs Sport (H) One functioning knee and a dream
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Neymar vs Sport (H) One functioning knee and a dream

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850,453 views • 10 months ago

🎙️🇫🇷 Patrice Evra says Mbappe was Neymarised - “I met him at the World Cup and I told him: stop copying Neymar, you’re not him”
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🎙️🇫🇷 Patrice Evra says Mbappe was Neymarised - “I met him at the World Cup and I told him: stop copying Neymar, you’re not him”

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257,092 views • 3 months ago

Neymar vs Argentina - 2021 Copa Final
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Neymar vs Argentina - 2021 Copa Final

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432,377 views • 7 months ago

🇧🇷 Rafinha - (On Neymar’s impact on La Remontada) “When the score became 3–0, I said to myself: It’s over, we’re going to do it. But then Cavani scored the 3–1 goal, and at that moment, I felt like everyone was saying to themselves: "The match is over." “But that was the moment Neymar took the ball and started something like madness. What he did in that match was something supernatural, unbelievable - he took responsibility and said to himself: "I will win this match, not alone, but I will lead the team to victory."
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🇧🇷 Rafinha - (On Neymar’s impact on La Remontada) “When the score became 3–0, I said to myself: It’s over, we’re going to do it. But then Cavani scored the 3–1 goal, and at that moment, I felt like everyone was saying to themselves: "The match is over." “But that was the moment Neymar took the ball and started something like madness. What he did in that match was something supernatural, unbelievable - he took responsibility and said to himself: "I will win this match, not alone, but I will lead the team to victory."

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687,444 views • 1 year ago

🗣️ Who’s your favorite Brazilian player? 🎙️Pep Guardiola - “I would have loved to manage Neymar. One of my regrets in my career is not having been able to coach Neymar” 🇪🇸🇧🇷
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🗣️ Who’s your favorite Brazilian player? 🎙️Pep Guardiola - “I would have loved to manage Neymar. One of my regrets in my career is not having been able to coach Neymar” 🇪🇸🇧🇷

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168,007 views • 3 months ago