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I have a very good brain, everybody says so.

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Threw out the instructions. Absolute garbage toy. Kid is going to love it.

“Cooley looks like he was just told it is 10:31 at McDonalds and they’re out of sausage briskets. Which, I know that feeling.” Absolutely no one is operating on John Fanta’s level. 👑👑👑

This is a disgusting set. How are you going to throw that at Texas two minutes in? They’re coached by Sean Miller, they don’t have a chance!

Well, not ***every*** team

As Dan Madigan flagged this might look familiar to watchers tonight

I love my normal coach with his normal brain

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UConn by several billion

A while ago TikTok hooked me on these guys playing best ball mini golf every day trying to break 30. This is Day 52. Most promising front 9 yet. Back 9 isn’t posted yet. Most important sporting event of the day imo

Dan Hurley breaks down why UConn will have Thanksgiving on Wednesday: “We’re not going to eat the fucking tryptophan on Thursday and be sluggish as shit on Friday.” I love him.

I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight

Today is the 9th anniversary of Mike Francesa calling Jalen Adams’ miracle shot live on his talk show

Don’t worry Rob, their fans have way better ways to turn off future coaching prospects. “Pretty simple it’s just uh, moving forward don’t hire another black coach I’m done with this shit”

Back 9 is up. I won’t spoil. Intense.

Wow. Matt Norlander says Kansas was supposed to play at UConn this year, but requested not too. Excuse was they have a game at Missouri this weekend. But last year UConn went to Kansas and then played UNC on even shorter rest. BILL SELF COWARD

This is the best thing to come out of the NIL era. Solo Ball? Kind of a good actor! Alex Karaban? Also appearing in this advertisement!

You have to laugh

This is the best basketball highlight ever. The run it sparked gives it meaning. The call is as good as you can get, with a pristine capper. And the shot is perfect. The crossover, the stepback, and the ball hitting net as the buzzer sounds. Perfect.

It has come to my attention that many of you are not familiar with “What I Like About UConn” the finest musical work produced by a local Connecticut TV station in 1990. You can fix that now.

Best podcast going if you’re in the market for detailed basketball analysis.

Somehow this is 10 years old. tcf15’s magnum opus. Let’s go Huskies

Well, not every team