No Escalators

@NoEscalators • 30,503 subscribers

I have a very good brain, everybody says so.

Shorts

2,808,915 views

1,292,315 views

406,418 views

149,912 views

201,539 views

53,462 views

Videos

sweetdream.ai

Watch Anya Live

Anya is streaming live right now! Join her private show and enjoy exclusive content.

Private Show

Join now for exclusive access

Free preview available • Premium content

5,445,725 views • 1 year ago

1,659,176 views • 5 months ago

337,015 views • 9 months ago

509,103 views • 1 year ago

488,301 views • 1 year ago

73,467 views • 7 months ago

126,033 views • 1 year ago

108,383 views • 1 year ago

92,473 views • 1 year ago

32,207 views • 7 months ago

81,158 views • 2 years ago

18,661 views • 5 months ago

13,483 views • 5 months ago

No more content to load

Live Cam

No Escalators

Shorts

Threw out the instructions. Absolute garbage toy. Kid is going to love it.

“Cooley looks like he was just told it is 10:31 at McDonalds and they’re out of sausage briskets. Which, I know that feeling.” Absolutely no one is operating on John Fanta’s level. 👑👑👑

This is a disgusting set. How are you going to throw that at Texas two minutes in? They’re coached by Sean Miller, they don’t have a chance!

Well, not ***every*** team

I love my normal coach with his normal brain

As Dan Madigan flagged this might look familiar to watchers tonight

Videos

Watch Anya Live

A while ago TikTok hooked me on these guys playing best ball mini golf every day trying to break 30. This is Day 52. Most promising front 9 yet. Back 9 isn’t posted yet. Most important sporting event of the day imo

UConn by several billion

Dan Hurley breaks down why UConn will have Thanksgiving on Wednesday: “We’re not going to eat the fucking tryptophan on Thursday and be sluggish as shit on Friday.” I love him.

I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight

Today is the 9th anniversary of Mike Francesa calling Jalen Adams’ miracle shot live on his talk show

Don’t worry Rob, their fans have way better ways to turn off future coaching prospects. “Pretty simple it’s just uh, moving forward don’t hire another black coach I’m done with this shit”

Back 9 is up. I won’t spoil. Intense.

Wow. Matt Norlander says Kansas was supposed to play at UConn this year, but requested not too. Excuse was they have a game at Missouri this weekend. But last year UConn went to Kansas and then played UNC on even shorter rest. BILL SELF COWARD

You have to laugh

This is the best thing to come out of the NIL era. Solo Ball? Kind of a good actor! Alex Karaban? Also appearing in this advertisement!

It has come to my attention that many of you are not familiar with “What I Like About UConn” the finest musical work produced by a local Connecticut TV station in 1990. You can fix that now.

This is the best basketball highlight ever. The run it sparked gives it meaning. The call is as good as you can get, with a pristine capper. And the shot is perfect. The crossover, the stepback, and the ball hitting net as the buzzer sounds. Perfect.

Alex Karaban, for the last time as a collegiate athlete, is introduced at MSG.

Well, not every team