Noisy
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AN OXFORD STUDENT IS RUNNING A PARTICLE SIMULATION WITH REAL PEOPLE'S NAMES AND CLAIMS CERN IS TAUNTING HIM THROUGH THE CODE Thousands of particles on a black screen - each one labeled with a real person's name - moving according to the laws of physics in real time and he is completely convinced this is not a simulation but a personal message from CERN directed at him specifically. Particle simulation with collision detection, velocity vectors and brownian motion - technically flawless code that tracks every particle individually and renders trajectories at 60 fps. CERN operates a 17km collider that accelerates protons to 99.9999991% the speed of light and generates a petabyte of data every single day - and apparently found the time to encode Oxford student names into a simulation. The code is real. The physics is correct. The conclusions are a separate conversation.
Noisy5,714,829 views • 2 months ago
He is 19 years old and already teaching an AI lecture at Stanford: 00:05 - 10% of people use AI - the other 90% work for them 08:34 - Graph Engineering is what you actually need 19:47 - Claude 10x faster and cheaper without losing quality After this lecture I understood why I was still in that 90% and never went back. Save it and watch - read the article below to join the 10%.
Noisy119,354 views • 3 days ago
22-year-old makes $187,000 a month on Airbnb without owning a single property. He rents apartments from landlords at standard long-term rates, furnishes them and lists them on Airbnb at short-term prices that are significantly higher. The difference between what he pays the landlord and what guests pay - that's his profit from each apartment every month. He now has 30+ properties and his revenue almost doubled last month - closing in on $200,000. No bank loan to buy real estate, no personal capital - just signed rental agreements and the right listing on the platform.
Noisy2,592,192 views • 2 months ago
APPLE JUST SHOWED HOW TO RUN 10 AI AGENTS LOCALLY ON MAC - NO CLOUD, NO API KEYS, ZERO COSTS 00:10 Apple engineer says: "your data stays on your device, AI available anywhere at any time, zero usage costs" agent reads your code, checks GitHub, finds what needs attention and writes a report - all on your Mac, nothing goes to the internet 10 agents work simultaneously - one writes code, another tests, third fixes bugs - parallel with no queue built a full iPad app from scratch in 2 minutes, fixed its own mistakes and compiled without issues takes 5 minutes to set up - and you never pay again for a bot that runs 24/7
Noisy522,781 views • 1 month ago
A GERMAN DEVELOPER REPLACED HIS ENTIRE DEV TEAM WITH KIMI K2.6, VISUALIZED EVERYTHING IN OBSIDIAN AND NOW MAKES $80,000/MONTH SOLO 1 trillion parameters, 32 billion activated per token and a SWE-Bench score of 65.8 - Kimi K2.6 reads the entire client codebase, understands the architecture, writes production code and ships for $150-300 in API costs while a traditional agency pays developers $4,800 for the exact same project. 300 parallel agents per run deliver 100+ files simultaneously - search, analysis, coding and writing all in parallel - and Obsidian visualizes the entire knowledge graph in real time while the agents work. A traditional agency with 10-15 people keeps 30% margin after salaries. He keeps 90% - $72,000 in monthly profit with $500 in overhead. By month 10 Kimi handles 80% of the technical work and he manages only strategy and client relationships - while Obsidian maps every project, every client and every agent in one graph that updates itself.
Noisy848,487 views • 2 months ago
My friend makes $1.3 million a year as an Apple engineer. He sent me a video that was never supposed to get out and said: "Watch this, you'll understand everything." It's a guide on setting up a Mac Mini for a bot that does all your work 24/7 while you sleep. I watched it and realized I've been configuring my computer completely wrong for two years. Now I don't do the developer's job - a $600 Mac Mini does it. Watch the video below then read the article.
Noisy232,953 views • 23 days ago
Marc Andreessen founder of a16z leaked why AI is the only way to go from zero to millionaire in 2026: 00:19 - only AI can change your life forever 11:04 - AI is already changing war medicine and politics 23:48 - AI for $20 replaces a team of 10 engineers This talk gives you for free what a16z charges $10,000 an hour for at private meetings. Watch it today, then read the full breakdown in the article below.
Noisy103,560 views • 11 days ago
At 15 he built his first Graph - today he lectures at Stanford in front of 500 students: 00:17 - how Antropic and Google use Graph 08:34 - Graph decides 95% of what you see online every day 19:47 - Graph will find a cure for cancer faster than 1000 scientists after watching I realized that 1% of people who know Graph control the lives of the other 99%. Bookmark it & watch today - then read the article below to join that 1%
Noisy26,609 views • 2 days ago
17 year old Spanish student opened Google Maps and typed "roofing contractors near me." Found Maggie Roofing Contractors - 5.0 stars, 5 reviews and no website. A company doing $5,000-15,000 roofing jobs that nobody can find online. He pasted their name and reviews into ChatGPT 5.5. 2 minutes later - a complete website brief with tone of voice, page structure and SEO meta tags. Opened Emergent, pasted the brief - an hour later a live site with a "Scranton's Trusted Roofing Experts" header, services section and a "Call Now" button. Then he opened Gmail and sent them a link to the finished preview. Not a proposal - a finished product they could already see. The owner called the next morning. Because he'd been meaning to build a website for two years and never found the time. First week - 7 emails sent, 3 clients, $4,200. First month - $11,000. Five million businesses on Google Maps are still waiting for that email.
Noisy704,363 views • 2 months ago
THIS DEVELOPER CONNECTED 8 NVIDIA DGX SPARKS INTO ONE CLUSTER - AND RAN AN 800GB MODEL THAT MADE HIM 10X MORE PRODUCTIVE 21:47 he says it straight - "this is a terabyte of VRAM - we ran Quen 3.5, 800GB on disk, a model that doesn't even fit on a single Mac Studio - 24 tokens per second - I'd say that's a win" 8 Sparks connected through a $1,300 switch via RDMA over Ethernet - each node adding 128GB of memory into one unified pool of 1TB started with one Spark at 3 tokens per second - every added node doubled the speed - and eight together deliver 24 tokens on a model that physically cannot run anywhere else Kimi K2 at 600GB loaded in 15 minutes, 115GB per node, 13 tokens per second - a model that simply cannot run on anything smaller Claude helped configure the entire cluster - SSH mesh across all 8 machines, network config, jumbo frames, QSFP port speeds - all from one terminal most people rent cloud compute for models this size at $2,000+/month - he built the cluster once and now every token costs 20x less
Noisy185,148 views • 1 month ago
OXFORD AI PROFESSOR FED 100,000 MANUSCRIPTS DATING BACK TO 3000 BCE INTO A SINGLE KNOWLEDGE GRAPH - AND THEN ASKED IT HOW MUCH TRUTH IS IN MORMONISM the answer came back at 2% this is what an AI brain looks like when you've trained it on over 100,000 historical manuscripts going back to 3000 BCE every node in the graph is a concept and every connection shows how ideas relate across 5,000 years of human knowledge the system didn't just give an answer - it traced its reasoning across thousands of interconnected sources and cross-referenced historical records before producing a single number he's now taking questions on what to ask it next the list of topics people want tested is exactly what you'd expect.
Noisy265,483 views • 1 month ago
American YouTuber Davhy Davis made $127,895 from Epic Games just building maps in Fortnite on a regular computer from his room. He's not a programmer or a gamer with a team. He just understood one simple thing - Epic pays for every minute a player spends on your map, and tycoon maps keep people for 45-90 minutes per session. You can do the same thing on any computer right now and make $7,000 to $10,000 a month without leaving your room. Claude writes all the code for you - no programming experience needed. $722 million already paid out to creators. 58 people became millionaires in 2024. And until the end of 2026 Epic gives 100% of item sales on your map. They're literally giving money away. The only question is who gets in while the window is open.
Noisy401,087 views • 3 months ago
A HUMAN INVENTED A TOOL THAT CAN BUILD A MILLION-DOLLAR COMPANY - AND IT'S FREE Vannevar Bush described this idea back in 1945 - a machine that expands the human brain to infinity, stores everything you know and connects every idea to every other one automatically. For 80 years nobody could build it. Now it's a free app on your laptop. One properly built Obsidian vault replaces an operations director, an analyst, a content strategist and a project manager simultaneously - running 24 hours a day with no days off, no salary and no Slack messages asking for clarification. The people who figured this out first are already running $15,000-$20,000/month businesses completely alone, no team, no office, no investors. The limits of this tool are the limits of your thinking. And judging by what the best users are doing with it - there are no limits.
Noisy304,561 views • 2 months ago
I built a bot for 5-min BTC markets using OpenClaw $50 -> $823 This type of market has a crazy opportunity since every trade is basically 2x. If your win rate is above 50%, you can realistically scale to $10,000+ examples: NickyNic / +$82,000 in a day profile: Xander-corvus2 / +$102,299 in a day profile: These aren't some pro traders, two profiles were created just days ago, they just know how to use Fast-Loop properly that's exactly why i built this bot > scans arbitrage every 5 mins > compares price with Binance and CoinGecko The result is a fully automated 24/7 system - it catches the move before Polymarket reacts and enters first
Noisy593,081 views • 5 months ago
This 2-hour lecture by Andrej Karpathy - co-founder of OpenAI, the man who coined "vibe coding" - will build GPT from scratch and show you exactly why message 30 costs you 31x more than message 1. Bookmark this & give it 2 hours today, no matter what. It's the best thing you can do for your Claude budget. Then read the article below. After this, you'll never pay for tokens Claude spends talking to itself again.
Noisy362,672 views • 3 months ago
A Chinese student connected a homemade device to an old 2015 laptop he bought on eBay for $250. He just spoke out loud - and a small e-ink screen for $8 wrote everything down. Claude broke down the voice into tasks, set priorities and automatically sorted what to do now and what to do later. The old laptop became smarter than his roommate's new MacBook. Before he spent 3 hours a day just figuring out where to start. Now he opens the laptop - the system already knows what's next. Device cost - $8. Time savings - 90 hours a month. He didn't buy anything new. Just taught old hardware to think.
Noisy318,322 views • 3 months ago
Billionaire Dan Martell with 1.7 million subscribers explained how to go from $0 to $1,000,000 using AI - and fit it into five steps. Claude Code builds a landing page, comes up with a company name and sets up a waitlist. Then it finds contact information for potential clients online and sends them emails. Then it writes a cold outreach sales script tailored to the specific audience. You call, sell, close the deal - then ask Claude to build the actual product. That's the part most people don't understand - you don't need to build the product first and then find clients. Sell first, build after. Claude handles both sides. Any business, any niche, any experience level - from landing page to first client in one day. Details in the article.
Noisy264,138 views • 2 months ago
THIS CLUSTER OF 4 MAC STUDIOS USES LESS POWER THAN ONE NVIDIA CHIP - AND COSTS 5X LESS 17:30 the number hits hard - 600 watts for all four Mac Studios - less than one H200 that costs $30,000 on its own instead of one $30,000 GPU you get 4 machines with 1.5TB of memory, 3x more performance and models that simply cannot run on a single chip Apple quietly added RDMA over Thunderbolt in a beta update - latency dropped 99% and the same cluster became 3x faster without buying any new hardware before the update: 5 tokens per second. after: 15.5 - a free upgrade through a software update 8 Nvidia DGX Sparks for the same memory would cost $32,000 - this cluster costs a fraction and gets faster with every update 10x more productive at half the price - and the only thing you need is knowing where to look
Noisy105,595 views • 1 month ago
SOMEONE BUILT AN OBSIDIAN SYSTEM THAT RUNS THEIR ENTIRE LIFE, TRACKS $240,000 IN ANNUAL REVENUE AND CHANGED EVERYTHING IN 24 HOURS 5 automated workflows, 8 folders and one CLAUDE.md file - the system maintains itself while they sleep without a single manual update. At 6AM the morning briefing is already ready with the most important thing for the day. At 8PM the capture processor files every note automatically. At 7PM on Sunday the weekly review generates itself and updates priorities for the next week. Revenue tracker, client folders and every invoice update automatically when they log a single payment in their daily note - no spreadsheets, no reminders and no invoice that gets lost. They drop a file in the queue at midnight - at 2AM the finished output is already waiting when they wake up. One weekend to build. Everything else the system does itself.
Noisy200,901 views • 2 months ago
THIS CHINESE DEVELOPER VISUALIZED WHAT 300 KIMI K2.6 AGENTS LOOK LIKE IN ACTION - AND IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A BRAIN WORKING FOR YOU every line on screen is a connection firing in real time - hundreds of neurons across multiple layers, activations lighting up, signals passing through the network simultaneously in both directions this is not a diagram and not a concept - this is the actual mechanics of what happens inside the model every time it processes your request now multiply that by 300 parallel agents running 4,000 coordinated steps at the same time - while you drink coffee the entire system fires neurons and does the work for you a team paying $62,000/month on Claude Opus cut their bill to $129 by switching to Kimi K2.6 as the execution layer - Opus plans, Kimi executes, $54,000/month stays in the business what looks like fire on screen is your new employee who never sleeps, never asks for a raise and never goes on vacation most people pay for subscriptions that forget everything tomorrow - he built a system that works and compounds while he sleeps
Noisy138,389 views • 1 month ago