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New York has the Empire State Building climbers. Florida has MethMan, the rooftop climber.

New York has the Empire State Building climbers. Florida has MethMan, the rooftop climber.

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Randy Fine (R-FL): “It’s irrelevant whether Mitch McConnell is still with us or not. I’ll just continue to vote for him.” Well… that’s one way to define party loyalty.

Randy Fine (R-FL): “It’s irrelevant whether Mitch McConnell is still with us or not. I’ll just continue to vote for him.” Well… that’s one way to define party loyalty.

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“I just had phone sex with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.” — Virginia Foxxy (Q-NC)

“I just had phone sex with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.” — Virginia Foxxy (Q-NC)

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“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

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BANKRUPT HIM!

BANKRUPT HIM!

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“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

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Many people are saying Mitch unplugged himself while Scott Jennings was on the phone.

Many people are saying Mitch unplugged himself while Scott Jennings was on the phone.

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Trump’s Great American Frye Festival is really sad. Move over Loretta Lynn.

Trump’s Great American Frye Festival is really sad. Move over Loretta Lynn.

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Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary was asked if he’d add Starlink to the airline’s 650-plane fleet. He called Musk an idiot, saying the antennas would raise fuel burn by 2%, costing $250M a year, and called X a cesspit. Musk now wants to buy Ryanair for $35B.

Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary was asked if he’d add Starlink to the airline’s 650-plane fleet. He called Musk an idiot, saying the antennas would raise fuel burn by 2%, costing $250M a year, and called X a cesspit. Musk now wants to buy Ryanair for $35B.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

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Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah’s son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead.

Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah’s son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead.

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No place trolls harder than Walnut Creek in the East Bay of the San Francisco Bay Area.

No place trolls harder than Walnut Creek in the East Bay of the San Francisco Bay Area.

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Canadian-born Cuban Rafael Cruz is furious the Supreme Court didn’t overturn the 14th Amendment.

Canadian-born Cuban Rafael Cruz is furious the Supreme Court didn’t overturn the 14th Amendment.

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The hits keep on coming. 😂

The hits keep on coming. 😂

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Marco Antonio Rubio and Rafael Edward Cruz: two Cubans who want to pull the ladder up behind them.

Marco Antonio Rubio and Rafael Edward Cruz: two Cubans who want to pull the ladder up behind them.

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It's sad, so sad, it's a sad, sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd.

It's sad, so sad, it's a sad, sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd.

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Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs warning that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense.

Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs warning that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense.

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Nancy Mace: “I’m considering running for Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat… or I can wait a little longer for Mitch’s.”

Nancy Mace: “I’m considering running for Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat… or I can wait a little longer for Mitch’s.”

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He was detained in Newark and spent five hours in a prison cell at the airport. He was threatened with a $5,000 fine and five years in prison if he didn't turn over his social media passwords. When they found the meme of JD Vance, he was sent back to Oslo.

He was detained in Newark and spent five hours in a prison cell at the airport. He was threatened with a $5,000 fine and five years in prison if he didn't turn over his social media passwords. When they found the meme of JD Vance, he was sent back to Oslo.

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NEW: Jeff Bezos has another opinion: “We’ve commissioned Kanye West to design Lauren’s wedding gown. We were looking for something subtle yet classy.”

NEW: Jeff Bezos has another opinion: “We’ve commissioned Kanye West to design Lauren’s wedding gown. We were looking for something subtle yet classy.”

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Carrie Underwood used to sell out huge arenas. Ever since she’s been tainted with the Trump stench, she’s been playing to crowds of dozens. #ETTD
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Carrie Underwood used to sell out huge arenas. Ever since she’s been tainted with the Trump stench, she’s been playing to crowds of dozens. #ETTD

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11,030,133 views • 12 days ago

Marco Rubio: “That’s the law. It’s an international waterway. No country is allowed to charge tolls on an international waterway. That’s international law. That’s the way it is all over the world, and that’s the way we expect it will be here.” Trump: “We’re charging tolls.”
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Marco Rubio: “That’s the law. It’s an international waterway. No country is allowed to charge tolls on an international waterway. That’s international law. That’s the way it is all over the world, and that’s the way we expect it will be here.” Trump: “We’re charging tolls.”

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1,871,097 views • 5 days ago

Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is now to return everything “back to the way it was” before Trump started the war. So after all that, the mission is apparently to undo the damage.
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Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is now to return everything “back to the way it was” before Trump started the war. So after all that, the mission is apparently to undo the damage.

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1,157,439 views • 7 days ago

This is how you strut into a concert when you know you're about to kill it. Tina Turner was simply the best.
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This is how you strut into a concert when you know you're about to kill it. Tina Turner was simply the best.

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422,910 views • 7 days ago

This monstrosity, the Charlie Kirk Monument, is set to be unveiled in New York's Times Square on September 10. It was handcrafted by Italian sculptor Sergio Furnari. I give it 20 minutes.
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This monstrosity, the Charlie Kirk Monument, is set to be unveiled in New York's Times Square on September 10. It was handcrafted by Italian sculptor Sergio Furnari. I give it 20 minutes.

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177,054 views • 4 days ago

They can close the Fyre Fair because of the weather, but they’ll never take away our FREEEDOM or typos.
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They can close the Fyre Fair because of the weather, but they’ll never take away our FREEEDOM or typos.

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811,558 views • 20 days ago

This is both incredibly pathetic and somehow funny. Courtesy of The Good Liars
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This is both incredibly pathetic and somehow funny. Courtesy of The Good Liars

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352,547 views • 14 days ago

Procol Harum’s Denmark performance of “A Whiter Shade of Pale” is regarded as one of the greatest live renditions of the song ever recorded. The band performed with a 72-piece orchestra and a 50- to 70-member choir. It has over 122 million views on YouTube.
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Procol Harum’s Denmark performance of “A Whiter Shade of Pale” is regarded as one of the greatest live renditions of the song ever recorded. The band performed with a 72-piece orchestra and a 50- to 70-member choir. It has over 122 million views on YouTube.

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256,385 views • 11 days ago

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "Because of Joe Biden I was forced to sell my little pink house.” "But you sold it in March of 2025, when Donald Trump was president for $21.25 million.” "Now you're just getting into semantics here. I'm not playing your word games."
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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "Because of Joe Biden I was forced to sell my little pink house.” "But you sold it in March of 2025, when Donald Trump was president for $21.25 million.” "Now you're just getting into semantics here. I'm not playing your word games."

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2,968,756 views • 3 months ago

On September 17, 1976, a 29-year-old Elton John sat at the piano at the Edinburgh Playhouse without a band or large production and performed seven songs solo. Here’s “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me.”
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On September 17, 1976, a 29-year-old Elton John sat at the piano at the Edinburgh Playhouse without a band or large production and performed seven songs solo. Here’s “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me.”

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21,446 views • 2 days ago

Stephen Colbert’s replacement, Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed, ratings have dropped 85%. Good job, CBS. 👏
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Stephen Colbert’s replacement, Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed, ratings have dropped 85%. Good job, CBS. 👏

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542,619 views • 1 month ago

Who knew? Besides some idiots on Facebook. Courtesy of The Good Liars
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Who knew? Besides some idiots on Facebook. Courtesy of The Good Liars

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164,287 views • 17 days ago

Look at this slop job. The only reflecting that should be done here is why 77 million Americans voted for the return of this insane maniac.
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Look at this slop job. The only reflecting that should be done here is why 77 million Americans voted for the return of this insane maniac.

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587,874 views • 2 months ago

“I’ll see you soon.”
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“I’ll see you soon.”

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46,805 views • 6 days ago

For a professional carnival barker, you’d think Trump would put on a better fair. 🎡
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For a professional carnival barker, you’d think Trump would put on a better fair. 🎡

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173,847 views • 21 days ago

Rod Stewart to King Charles III about Donald Trump: “May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.” courtesy of Rebecca English
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Rod Stewart to King Charles III about Donald Trump: “May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.” courtesy of Rebecca English

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568,148 views • 2 months ago

Pierogi addict Alan Dershowitz was escorted from a farmers market stand on Martha’s Vineyard after insisting on returning to a vendor who previously refused to serve him — and threatening to sue.
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Pierogi addict Alan Dershowitz was escorted from a farmers market stand on Martha’s Vineyard after insisting on returning to a vendor who previously refused to serve him — and threatening to sue.

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3,169,132 views • 11 months ago

Yes, he’s completely insane. And he actually posted this.
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Yes, he’s completely insane. And he actually posted this.

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3,058,651 views • 1 year ago

The GOP dumped $2.5 million into a Texas runoff that hasn’t gone blue in 35 years. Trump carried it by 17 points. Trump’s candidate lost by 14. Yes, Donald, it’s you. 🔴 Leigh Wambsganss: $2.5M 🔵 Taylor Rehmet: $380K
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The GOP dumped $2.5 million into a Texas runoff that hasn’t gone blue in 35 years. Trump carried it by 17 points. Trump’s candidate lost by 14. Yes, Donald, it’s you. 🔴 Leigh Wambsganss: $2.5M 🔵 Taylor Rehmet: $380K

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1,178,928 views • 5 months ago

Jason Selvig from @thegoodliars talking to a nurse from South Carolina about rising measles cases.
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Jason Selvig from @thegoodliars talking to a nurse from South Carolina about rising measles cases.

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45,464 views • 7 days ago