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Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌

Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌

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Jane Smith was the CEO of Family First Credit Union in Michigan. She took a family trip to Canada and used AI to change their shirts to “own the libs.” She’s unemployed now.

Jane Smith was the CEO of Family First Credit Union in Michigan. She took a family trip to Canada and used AI to change their shirts to “own the libs.” She’s unemployed now.

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Stephen Miller, you’re not fooling anyone.

Stephen Miller, you’re not fooling anyone.

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New York has the Empire State Building climbers. Florida has MethMan, the rooftop climber.

New York has the Empire State Building climbers. Florida has MethMan, the rooftop climber.

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Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary was asked if he’d add Starlink to the airline’s 650-plane fleet. He called Musk an idiot, saying the antennas would raise fuel burn by 2%, costing $250M a year, and called X a cesspit. Musk now wants to buy Ryanair for $35B.

Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary was asked if he’d add Starlink to the airline’s 650-plane fleet. He called Musk an idiot, saying the antennas would raise fuel burn by 2%, costing $250M a year, and called X a cesspit. Musk now wants to buy Ryanair for $35B.

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Jeanine Pirro defends Katie Zachaliar: “I’ve been in more bars than all the lawyers in America combined, and it doesn’t mean a damn thing.”

Jeanine Pirro defends Katie Zachaliar: “I’ve been in more bars than all the lawyers in America combined, and it doesn’t mean a damn thing.”

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Benny Johnson, a MAGA alpha male.

Benny Johnson, a MAGA alpha male.

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Randy Fine (R-FL): “It’s irrelevant whether Mitch McConnell is still with us or not. I’ll just continue to vote for him.” Well… that’s one way to define party loyalty.

Randy Fine (R-FL): “It’s irrelevant whether Mitch McConnell is still with us or not. I’ll just continue to vote for him.” Well… that’s one way to define party loyalty.

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“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

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“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

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Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah’s son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead.

Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah’s son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead.

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NEW: Jeff Bezos has another opinion: “We’ve commissioned Kanye West to design Lauren’s wedding gown. We were looking for something subtle yet classy.”

NEW: Jeff Bezos has another opinion: “We’ve commissioned Kanye West to design Lauren’s wedding gown. We were looking for something subtle yet classy.”

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He was detained in Newark and spent five hours in a prison cell at the airport. He was threatened with a $5,000 fine and five years in prison if he didn't turn over his social media passwords. When they found the meme of JD Vance, he was sent back to Oslo.

He was detained in Newark and spent five hours in a prison cell at the airport. He was threatened with a $5,000 fine and five years in prison if he didn't turn over his social media passwords. When they found the meme of JD Vance, he was sent back to Oslo.

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Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs warning that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense.

Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs warning that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense.

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Better lawyer up ABC and Brendan Carr.

Better lawyer up ABC and Brendan Carr.

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The hits keep on coming. 😂

The hits keep on coming. 😂

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Elon Musk responds to Susie Wiles, who said he is an avowed ketamine user and sleeps in a sleeping bag in the Executive Office Building during the daytime.

Elon Musk responds to Susie Wiles, who said he is an avowed ketamine user and sleeps in a sleeping bag in the Executive Office Building during the daytime.

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It’s not the Gulf of America. We don’t have a Department of War, unless you count the war we’re losing. Canada is not the 51st state. There’s no such thing as the Lake of America, The Strait of America or the Trump Center. You are not 6’3” and 225 lbs, You’re demented.

It’s not the Gulf of America. We don’t have a Department of War, unless you count the war we’re losing. Canada is not the 51st state. There’s no such thing as the Lake of America, The Strait of America or the Trump Center. You are not 6’3” and 225 lbs, You’re demented.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

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“Kimberly, you’re in hock up to your eyeballs, and you were just fired. Now what are you going to do?” “I can always go back to dancing at a gentlemen’s club.” Courtesy of Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social at BS.

“Kimberly, you’re in hock up to your eyeballs, and you were just fired. Now what are you going to do?” “I can always go back to dancing at a gentlemen’s club.” Courtesy of Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social at BS.

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Carrie Underwood used to sell out huge arenas. Ever since she’s been tainted with the Trump stench, she’s been playing to crowds of dozens. #ETTD

Carrie Underwood used to sell out huge arenas. Ever since she’s been tainted with the Trump stench, she’s been playing to crowds of dozens. #ETTD

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The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

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The rubes still think they’re getting $5,000. 🥴 Courtesy of Walter Masterson

The rubes still think they’re getting $5,000. 🥴 Courtesy of Walter Masterson

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“President Trump is the greatest president of all time. He stopped eight wars.” “Can you name one?” “Um… 🦗🦗🦗🦗” Courtesy The Good Liars

“President Trump is the greatest president of all time. He stopped eight wars.” “Can you name one?” “Um… 🦗🦗🦗🦗” Courtesy The Good Liars

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You’d have to be a special kind of stupid to bomb a school full of children and still expect to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

You’d have to be a special kind of stupid to bomb a school full of children and still expect to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Marco Rubio: “That’s the law. It’s an international waterway. No country is allowed to charge tolls on an international waterway. That’s international law. That’s the way it is all over the world, and that’s the way we expect it will be here.” Trump: “We’re charging tolls.”

Marco Rubio: “That’s the law. It’s an international waterway. No country is allowed to charge tolls on an international waterway. That’s international law. That’s the way it is all over the world, and that’s the way we expect it will be here.” Trump: “We’re charging tolls.”

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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "Because of Joe Biden I was forced to sell my little pink house.” "But you sold it in March of 2025, when Donald Trump was president for $21.25 million.” "Now you're just getting into semantics here. I'm not playing your word games."

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "Because of Joe Biden I was forced to sell my little pink house.” "But you sold it in March of 2025, when Donald Trump was president for $21.25 million.” "Now you're just getting into semantics here. I'm not playing your word games."

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Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is now to return everything “back to the way it was” before Trump started the war. So after all that, the mission is apparently to undo the damage.

Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is now to return everything “back to the way it was” before Trump started the war. So after all that, the mission is apparently to undo the damage.

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Brian Kilmeade is not putting up with Rachel Campos-Duffy’s propaganda. “It would be the biggest mistake of his administration to work with Russia. That is the modern Hitler of our generation.”

Brian Kilmeade is not putting up with Rachel Campos-Duffy’s propaganda. “It would be the biggest mistake of his administration to work with Russia. That is the modern Hitler of our generation.”

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When Biden tripped, the media replayed it, analyzed it, and talked about it for months. When Trump falls asleep in the Oval Office every day, networks don’t even cover it. It’s only on social media. Same presidency, very different media coverage.

When Biden tripped, the media replayed it, analyzed it, and talked about it for months. When Trump falls asleep in the Oval Office every day, networks don’t even cover it. It’s only on social media. Same presidency, very different media coverage.

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So many MAGAs insisted Mamdani’s multilingual videos were AI-generated that he released a blooper reel to prove them wrong. Somehow, that only made them even angrier. 🥴

So many MAGAs insisted Mamdani’s multilingual videos were AI-generated that he released a blooper reel to prove them wrong. Somehow, that only made them even angrier. 🥴

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They can close the Fyre Fair because of the weather, but they’ll never take away our FREEEDOM or typos.

They can close the Fyre Fair because of the weather, but they’ll never take away our FREEEDOM or typos.

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Pierogi addict Alan Dershowitz was escorted from a farmers market stand on Martha’s Vineyard after insisting on returning to a vendor who previously refused to serve him — and threatening to sue.

Pierogi addict Alan Dershowitz was escorted from a farmers market stand on Martha’s Vineyard after insisting on returning to a vendor who previously refused to serve him — and threatening to sue.

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Yes, he’s completely insane. And he actually posted this.

Yes, he’s completely insane. And he actually posted this.

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Jimmy Kimmel on Senile Satan’s so-called “Golden Age.”

Jimmy Kimmel on Senile Satan’s so-called “Golden Age.”

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“Many people say that I look like a young Elvis Presley.” *By “many people,” he means absolutely no one on Earth.

“Many people say that I look like a young Elvis Presley.” *By “many people,” he means absolutely no one on Earth.

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The ghost of Ivana Trump: “Kimberly darling, be careful of stairs and Eric. Trust me.”

The ghost of Ivana Trump: “Kimberly darling, be careful of stairs and Eric. Trust me.”

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The GOP dumped $2.5 million into a Texas runoff that hasn’t gone blue in 35 years. Trump carried it by 17 points. Trump’s candidate lost by 14. Yes, Donald, it’s you. 🔴 Leigh Wambsganss: $2.5M 🔵 Taylor Rehmet: $380K

The GOP dumped $2.5 million into a Texas runoff that hasn’t gone blue in 35 years. Trump carried it by 17 points. Trump’s candidate lost by 14. Yes, Donald, it’s you. 🔴 Leigh Wambsganss: $2.5M 🔵 Taylor Rehmet: $380K

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This is how you strut into a concert when you know you're about to kill it. Tina Turner was simply the best.

This is how you strut into a concert when you know you're about to kill it. Tina Turner was simply the best.

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