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It’s not the Gulf of America. We don’t have a Department of War, unless you count the war we’re losing. Canada is not the 51st state. There’s no such thing as the Lake of America, The Strait of America or the Trump Center. You are not 6’3” and 225 lbs, You’re demented.

It’s not the Gulf of America. We don’t have a Department of War, unless you count the war we’re losing. Canada is not the 51st state. There’s no such thing as the Lake of America, The Strait of America or the Trump Center. You are not 6’3” and 225 lbs, You’re demented.

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New York has the Empire State Building climbers. Florida has MethMan, the rooftop climber.

New York has the Empire State Building climbers. Florida has MethMan, the rooftop climber.

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Sarah Palin: “I’d like to thank Darline Graham. I’m no longer the dumbest senator in history.” Reporter: “You weren’t in the Senate. You were governor of Alaska and resigned.” Palin: “See what I mean?”

Sarah Palin: “I’d like to thank Darline Graham. I’m no longer the dumbest senator in history.” Reporter: “You weren’t in the Senate. You were governor of Alaska and resigned.” Palin: “See what I mean?”

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Randy Fine (R-FL): “It’s irrelevant whether Mitch McConnell is still with us or not. I’ll just continue to vote for him.” Well… that’s one way to define party loyalty.

Randy Fine (R-FL): “It’s irrelevant whether Mitch McConnell is still with us or not. I’ll just continue to vote for him.” Well… that’s one way to define party loyalty.

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Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary was asked if he’d add Starlink to the airline’s 650-plane fleet. He called Musk an idiot, saying the antennas would raise fuel burn by 2%, costing $250M a year, and called X a cesspit. Musk now wants to buy Ryanair for $35B.

Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary was asked if he’d add Starlink to the airline’s 650-plane fleet. He called Musk an idiot, saying the antennas would raise fuel burn by 2%, costing $250M a year, and called X a cesspit. Musk now wants to buy Ryanair for $35B.

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You know it’s true.

You know it’s true.

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Sarah Huckabeast: “I’ve had the privilege of sampling President Trump’s new affordable beef substitute, and it’s the best roadkill I’ve ever eaten.”

Sarah Huckabeast: “I’ve had the privilege of sampling President Trump’s new affordable beef substitute, and it’s the best roadkill I’ve ever eaten.”

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“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

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“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

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I absolutely love that Rafael Cruz is running for president in 2028. Run, Raffy, run, or just waddle.

I absolutely love that Rafael Cruz is running for president in 2028. Run, Raffy, run, or just waddle.

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Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah’s son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead.

Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah’s son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead.

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He was detained in Newark and spent five hours in a prison cell at the airport. He was threatened with a $5,000 fine and five years in prison if he didn't turn over his social media passwords. When they found the meme of JD Vance, he was sent back to Oslo.

He was detained in Newark and spent five hours in a prison cell at the airport. He was threatened with a $5,000 fine and five years in prison if he didn't turn over his social media passwords. When they found the meme of JD Vance, he was sent back to Oslo.

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NEW: Jeff Bezos has another opinion: “We’ve commissioned Kanye West to design Lauren’s wedding gown. We were looking for something subtle yet classy.”

NEW: Jeff Bezos has another opinion: “We’ve commissioned Kanye West to design Lauren’s wedding gown. We were looking for something subtle yet classy.”

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Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs warning that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense.

Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs warning that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense.

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Senator John McCain warned us about Rand Paul when he said, “The senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin.”

Senator John McCain warned us about Rand Paul when he said, “The senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin.”

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Nailed it. 🔨

Nailed it. 🔨

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When your sister and the Kardashians get invited to the Bezos-Sánchez wedding, but you don’t — you can always trash it up at Mar-a-Lago.”

When your sister and the Kardashians get invited to the Bezos-Sánchez wedding, but you don’t — you can always trash it up at Mar-a-Lago.”

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It’s an honest mistake. It could happen to anyone.

It’s an honest mistake. It could happen to anyone.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

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The hits keep on coming. 😂

The hits keep on coming. 😂

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Carrie Underwood used to sell out huge arenas. Ever since she’s been tainted with the Trump stench, she’s been playing to crowds of dozens. #ETTD

Carrie Underwood used to sell out huge arenas. Ever since she’s been tainted with the Trump stench, she’s been playing to crowds of dozens. #ETTD

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“President Trump is the greatest president of all time. He stopped eight wars.” “Can you name one?” “Um… 🦗🦗🦗🦗” Courtesy The Good Liars

“President Trump is the greatest president of all time. He stopped eight wars.” “Can you name one?” “Um… 🦗🦗🦗🦗” Courtesy The Good Liars

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So many MAGAs insisted Mamdani’s multilingual videos were AI-generated that he released a blooper reel to prove them wrong. Somehow, that only made them even angrier. 🥴

So many MAGAs insisted Mamdani’s multilingual videos were AI-generated that he released a blooper reel to prove them wrong. Somehow, that only made them even angrier. 🥴

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Marco Rubio: “That’s the law. It’s an international waterway. No country is allowed to charge tolls on an international waterway. That’s international law. That’s the way it is all over the world, and that’s the way we expect it will be here.” Trump: “We’re charging tolls.”

Marco Rubio: “That’s the law. It’s an international waterway. No country is allowed to charge tolls on an international waterway. That’s international law. That’s the way it is all over the world, and that’s the way we expect it will be here.” Trump: “We’re charging tolls.”

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Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is now to return everything “back to the way it was” before Trump started the war. So after all that, the mission is apparently to undo the damage.

Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is now to return everything “back to the way it was” before Trump started the war. So after all that, the mission is apparently to undo the damage.

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1,159,688 次观看 • 1 个月前

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "Because of Joe Biden I was forced to sell my little pink house.” "But you sold it in March of 2025, when Donald Trump was president for $21.25 million.” "Now you're just getting into semantics here. I'm not playing your word games."

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "Because of Joe Biden I was forced to sell my little pink house.” "But you sold it in March of 2025, when Donald Trump was president for $21.25 million.” "Now you're just getting into semantics here. I'm not playing your word games."

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“Many people say that I look like a young Elvis Presley.” *By “many people,” he means absolutely no one on Earth.

“Many people say that I look like a young Elvis Presley.” *By “many people,” he means absolutely no one on Earth.

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They can close the Fyre Fair because of the weather, but they’ll never take away our FREEEDOM or typos.

They can close the Fyre Fair because of the weather, but they’ll never take away our FREEEDOM or typos.

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Fox News contributor Joey Jones questioned Trump’s Iran strategy after two service members were killed in an Iranian air strike in Jordan. A third is missing. Jones said Americans will ask how Iran could kill US troops after Trump claimed Iran’s military capability was decimated.

Fox News contributor Joey Jones questioned Trump’s Iran strategy after two service members were killed in an Iranian air strike in Jordan. A third is missing. Jones said Americans will ask how Iran could kill US troops after Trump claimed Iran’s military capability was decimated.

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This is how you strut into a concert when you know you're about to kill it. Tina Turner was simply the best.

This is how you strut into a concert when you know you're about to kill it. Tina Turner was simply the best.

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Pierogi addict Alan Dershowitz was escorted from a farmers market stand on Martha’s Vineyard after insisting on returning to a vendor who previously refused to serve him — and threatening to sue.

Pierogi addict Alan Dershowitz was escorted from a farmers market stand on Martha’s Vineyard after insisting on returning to a vendor who previously refused to serve him — and threatening to sue.

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3,169,293 次观看 • 1 年前

“Mister President, sir, I’m wearing a black leather dress as a homage to your 1968 Comeback Special.” -Natalie Harp

“Mister President, sir, I’m wearing a black leather dress as a homage to your 1968 Comeback Special.” -Natalie Harp

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Yes, he’s completely insane. And he actually posted this.

Yes, he’s completely insane. And he actually posted this.

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This is both incredibly pathetic and somehow funny. Courtesy of The Good Liars

This is both incredibly pathetic and somehow funny. Courtesy of The Good Liars

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Stephen Colbert’s replacement, Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed, ratings have dropped 85%. Good job, CBS. 👏

Stephen Colbert’s replacement, Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed, ratings have dropped 85%. Good job, CBS. 👏

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Look at this slop job. The only reflecting that should be done here is why 77 million Americans voted for the return of this insane maniac.

Look at this slop job. The only reflecting that should be done here is why 77 million Americans voted for the return of this insane maniac.

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The GOP dumped $2.5 million into a Texas runoff that hasn’t gone blue in 35 years. Trump carried it by 17 points. Trump’s candidate lost by 14. Yes, Donald, it’s you. 🔴 Leigh Wambsganss: $2.5M 🔵 Taylor Rehmet: $380K

The GOP dumped $2.5 million into a Texas runoff that hasn’t gone blue in 35 years. Trump carried it by 17 points. Trump’s candidate lost by 14. Yes, Donald, it’s you. 🔴 Leigh Wambsganss: $2.5M 🔵 Taylor Rehmet: $380K

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1,179,684 次观看 • 7 个月前

Rod Stewart to King Charles III about Donald Trump: “May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.” courtesy of Rebecca English

Rod Stewart to King Charles III about Donald Trump: “May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.” courtesy of Rebecca English

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Aretha Franklin was a surprise guest performer at the Kennedy Center Honors tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “Natural Woman.” Aretha noted in a Vogue interview, “Carole didn’t know I was going to be there at all. That’s one reason she was excited.”

Aretha Franklin was a surprise guest performer at the Kennedy Center Honors tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “Natural Woman.” Aretha noted in a Vogue interview, “Carole didn’t know I was going to be there at all. That’s one reason she was excited.”

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Procol Harum’s Denmark performance of “A Whiter Shade of Pale” is regarded as one of the greatest live renditions of the song ever recorded. The band performed with a 72-piece orchestra and a 50- to 70-member choir. It has over 122 million views on YouTube.

Procol Harum’s Denmark performance of “A Whiter Shade of Pale” is regarded as one of the greatest live renditions of the song ever recorded. The band performed with a 72-piece orchestra and a 50- to 70-member choir. It has over 122 million views on YouTube.

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