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Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

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Unclear where this leaves things but…

Unclear where this leaves things but…

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Okay this one had me HOWLING

Okay this one had me HOWLING

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Sorry to record my tv but…Jake Tapper saying “two queens from PGC” was so unexpected I just—

Sorry to record my tv but…Jake Tapper saying “two queens from PGC” was so unexpected I just—

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Walter update. I guess I grew catnip or some adjacent plant in the backyard and totally forgot but he’s loving whatever it is lol

Walter update. I guess I grew catnip or some adjacent plant in the backyard and totally forgot but he’s loving whatever it is lol

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Changed my life

Changed my life

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I don’t care this will forever be one of my favorite shows of all time. A top five.

I don’t care this will forever be one of my favorite shows of all time. A top five.

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Every time I see this man and his dog around bedstuy it brightens my ENTIRE day. Blasting DMX too? Perfection. No notes.

Every time I see this man and his dog around bedstuy it brightens my ENTIRE day. Blasting DMX too? Perfection. No notes.

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Walter vs random cat in the backyard 🫡

Walter vs random cat in the backyard 🫡

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The way I was wheezing with tears streaming down my face the fist time I watched this
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The way I was wheezing with tears streaming down my face the fist time I watched this

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2,590,267 views • 6 months ago

Here’s the fight I was talking about
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Here’s the fight I was talking about

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7,437,659 views • 1 year ago

I did a deep dive of her tiktok (which included a vid of her husband wading in chest high water outside of their house during Helene which, okay) but it was THIS video that took me by surprise. You’ll see why at the veeeeery end. It’s a very boring video, but the ending…I yelled
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I did a deep dive of her tiktok (which included a vid of her husband wading in chest high water outside of their house during Helene which, okay) but it was THIS video that took me by surprise. You’ll see why at the veeeeery end. It’s a very boring video, but the ending…I yelled

Ashley Reese

6,785,219 views • 1 year ago

Needed her there 😔
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Needed her there 😔

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7,466,711 views • 1 year ago

The answer is Hilary Banks
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The answer is Hilary Banks

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4,576,136 views • 1 year ago

Thank u Matty Healy lol
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Thank u Matty Healy lol

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2,273,524 views • 1 year ago

Very reluctant to share personal stuff on here because nobody is capable of being normal, but it’s our third wedding anniversary today and I decided to watch Rob’s vows for the first time in a minute and made a little video using a portion of it. Miss him 💕
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Very reluctant to share personal stuff on here because nobody is capable of being normal, but it’s our third wedding anniversary today and I decided to watch Rob’s vows for the first time in a minute and made a little video using a portion of it. Miss him 💕

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793,253 views • 7 months ago

Just remembered this
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Just remembered this

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1,890,492 views • 1 year ago

Society peaked when you could hear this on the radio all the time in the car as a kid tbh
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Society peaked when you could hear this on the radio all the time in the car as a kid tbh

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1,362,376 views • 1 year ago

When she’s right she’s right
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When she’s right she’s right

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786,594 views • 11 months ago

Idc if this is unfair of me but I judge non-black people who are my age and don’t remember Cousin Skeeter but remember damn near every other Nickelodeon show bc what do you mean you don’t remember the one with the PUPPET and the 702 theme song?
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Idc if this is unfair of me but I judge non-black people who are my age and don’t remember Cousin Skeeter but remember damn near every other Nickelodeon show bc what do you mean you don’t remember the one with the PUPPET and the 702 theme song?

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178,438 views • 2 months ago

and if I said the first minute of this dido music video really is so (true) y2k aesthetic largely due to the set design
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and if I said the first minute of this dido music video really is so (true) y2k aesthetic largely due to the set design

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431,323 views • 1 year ago

I was OBSESSED with this Kelly Osbourne song in high school and wished we got more of it
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I was OBSESSED with this Kelly Osbourne song in high school and wished we got more of it

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359,151 views • 10 months ago

A lot of the diy aspect of goth has been lost but also alt fashion has been commodified in the tackiest ways for a minute now. I suggest that people who are into (real) goth fashion or are goth curious follow ppl like malloryheart.
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A lot of the diy aspect of goth has been lost but also alt fashion has been commodified in the tackiest ways for a minute now. I suggest that people who are into (real) goth fashion or are goth curious follow ppl like malloryheart.

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550,451 views • 1 year ago

Sorry to korn post but watching this music video as a kid probably permanently altered my brain chemistry. We used to be a proper country where you could scat nu metal-y on a track’s bridge and get an insane music video budget in return.
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Sorry to korn post but watching this music video as a kid probably permanently altered my brain chemistry. We used to be a proper country where you could scat nu metal-y on a track’s bridge and get an insane music video budget in return.

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331,440 views • 1 year ago

Women who are severely backlit and forget to hit the flash button for Zohran! 🫡
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Women who are severely backlit and forget to hit the flash button for Zohran! 🫡

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136,245 views • 7 months ago

My first exposure to Rob Reiner was on All in the Family. I watched the reruns all the time as a kid. Truly one of the best television comedies of all time. This news is really bumming me out man
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My first exposure to Rob Reiner was on All in the Family. I watched the reruns all the time as a kid. Truly one of the best television comedies of all time. This news is really bumming me out man

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111,646 views • 5 months ago

one of the first big things he was in was this bit on Tribe Called Quest song in 92 but yeah he started making albums in the mid 90s!
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one of the first big things he was in was this bit on Tribe Called Quest song in 92 but yeah he started making albums in the mid 90s!

Ashley Reese

194,037 views • 1 year ago

I don’t go here but I’m gonna drop this perfect dcom song anyway
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I don’t go here but I’m gonna drop this perfect dcom song anyway

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60,986 views • 5 months ago

A simpler time. Miss early 10s Grimes so bad
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A simpler time. Miss early 10s Grimes so bad

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134,403 views • 1 year ago