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Ashley Reese

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Unclear where this leaves things but…

Unclear where this leaves things but…

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Okay this one had me HOWLING

Okay this one had me HOWLING

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Sorry to record my tv but…Jake Tapper saying “two queens from PGC” was so unexpected I just—

Sorry to record my tv but…Jake Tapper saying “two queens from PGC” was so unexpected I just—

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Walter update. I guess I grew catnip or some adjacent plant in the backyard and totally forgot but he’s loving whatever it is lol

Walter update. I guess I grew catnip or some adjacent plant in the backyard and totally forgot but he’s loving whatever it is lol

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Changed my life

Changed my life

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I don’t care this will forever be one of my favorite shows of all time. A top five.

I don’t care this will forever be one of my favorite shows of all time. A top five.

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Every time I see this man and his dog around bedstuy it brightens my ENTIRE day. Blasting DMX too? Perfection. No notes.

Every time I see this man and his dog around bedstuy it brightens my ENTIRE day. Blasting DMX too? Perfection. No notes.

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Walter vs random cat in the backyard 🫡

Walter vs random cat in the backyard 🫡

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The way I was wheezing with tears streaming down my face the fist time I watched this

The way I was wheezing with tears streaming down my face the fist time I watched this

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Here’s the fight I was talking about

Here’s the fight I was talking about

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I did a deep dive of her tiktok (which included a vid of her husband wading in chest high water outside of their house during Helene which, okay) but it was THIS video that took me by surprise. You’ll see why at the veeeeery end. It’s a very boring video, but the ending…I yelled

I did a deep dive of her tiktok (which included a vid of her husband wading in chest high water outside of their house during Helene which, okay) but it was THIS video that took me by surprise. You’ll see why at the veeeeery end. It’s a very boring video, but the ending…I yelled

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Needed her there 😔

Needed her there 😔

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The answer is Hilary Banks

The answer is Hilary Banks

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Thank u Matty Healy lol

Thank u Matty Healy lol

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Very reluctant to share personal stuff on here because nobody is capable of being normal, but it’s our third wedding anniversary today and I decided to watch Rob’s vows for the first time in a minute and made a little video using a portion of it. Miss him 💕

Very reluctant to share personal stuff on here because nobody is capable of being normal, but it’s our third wedding anniversary today and I decided to watch Rob’s vows for the first time in a minute and made a little video using a portion of it. Miss him 💕

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Just remembered this

Just remembered this

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Society peaked when you could hear this on the radio all the time in the car as a kid tbh

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Society peaked when you could hear this on the radio all the time in the car as a kid tbh

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When she’s right she’s right

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When she’s right she’s right

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Idc if this is unfair of me but I judge non-black people who are my age and don’t remember Cousin Skeeter but remember damn near every other Nickelodeon show bc what do you mean you don’t remember the one with the PUPPET and the 702 theme song?

Idc if this is unfair of me but I judge non-black people who are my age and don’t remember Cousin Skeeter but remember damn near every other Nickelodeon show bc what do you mean you don’t remember the one with the PUPPET and the 702 theme song?

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and if I said the first minute of this dido music video really is so (true) y2k aesthetic largely due to the set design

and if I said the first minute of this dido music video really is so (true) y2k aesthetic largely due to the set design

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I was OBSESSED with this Kelly Osbourne song in high school and wished we got more of it

I was OBSESSED with this Kelly Osbourne song in high school and wished we got more of it

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A lot of the diy aspect of goth has been lost but also alt fashion has been commodified in the tackiest ways for a minute now. I suggest that people who are into (real) goth fashion or are goth curious follow ppl like malloryheart.

A lot of the diy aspect of goth has been lost but also alt fashion has been commodified in the tackiest ways for a minute now. I suggest that people who are into (real) goth fashion or are goth curious follow ppl like malloryheart.

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Sorry to korn post but watching this music video as a kid probably permanently altered my brain chemistry. We used to be a proper country where you could scat nu metal-y on a track’s bridge and get an insane music video budget in return.

Sorry to korn post but watching this music video as a kid probably permanently altered my brain chemistry. We used to be a proper country where you could scat nu metal-y on a track’s bridge and get an insane music video budget in return.

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Women who are severely backlit and forget to hit the flash button for Zohran! 🫡

Women who are severely backlit and forget to hit the flash button for Zohran! 🫡

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My first exposure to Rob Reiner was on All in the Family. I watched the reruns all the time as a kid. Truly one of the best television comedies of all time. This news is really bumming me out man

My first exposure to Rob Reiner was on All in the Family. I watched the reruns all the time as a kid. Truly one of the best television comedies of all time. This news is really bumming me out man

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one of the first big things he was in was this bit on Tribe Called Quest song in 92 but yeah he started making albums in the mid 90s!

one of the first big things he was in was this bit on Tribe Called Quest song in 92 but yeah he started making albums in the mid 90s!

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I don’t go here but I’m gonna drop this perfect dcom song anyway

I don’t go here but I’m gonna drop this perfect dcom song anyway

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A simpler time. Miss early 10s Grimes so bad

A simpler time. Miss early 10s Grimes so bad

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