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I can’t believe this wasn’t a winning strategy

I can’t believe this wasn’t a winning strategy

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“Activists who didn’t plan the protest and left when asked still received 50-year terms.”

“Activists who didn’t plan the protest and left when asked still received 50-year terms.”

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People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo. Check mate.

People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo. Check mate.

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Is there a level beyond deceased because I believe I am beyond deceased

Is there a level beyond deceased because I believe I am beyond deceased

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My X feed: schizo conspiracy theories about deaths and almost-deaths of very old GOP politicians My TikTok feed:

My X feed: schizo conspiracy theories about deaths and almost-deaths of very old GOP politicians My TikTok feed:

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Happy hump day fam

Happy hump day fam

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Bugmen who live in concrete dystopias littered with garbage will be like “BAN COAL, IT IS KILLING THE PLANET” And then I’ll go do some work at an actual coal plant and it’s like a pristine nature preserve, every time.

Bugmen who live in concrete dystopias littered with garbage will be like “BAN COAL, IT IS KILLING THE PLANET” And then I’ll go do some work at an actual coal plant and it’s like a pristine nature preserve, every time.

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A new species of Chad is evolving. For his entire childhood, his teachers, his parents, his politicians, his entertainment, they all told him he was born guilty of causing all the world’s problems and must be sacrificed to fix it. He is tired. Very tired.

A new species of Chad is evolving. For his entire childhood, his teachers, his parents, his politicians, his entertainment, they all told him he was born guilty of causing all the world’s problems and must be sacrificed to fix it. He is tired. Very tired.

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Looking at how much our prenatal care doctor visits cost and realizing illegal and legal immigrants can come here and get all of it free, paid for by my taxes

Looking at how much our prenatal care doctor visits cost and realizing illegal and legal immigrants can come here and get all of it free, paid for by my taxes

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Millennial and zoomer libs are about to learn how much their social studies teachers lied to them about public reaction to Kent State

Millennial and zoomer libs are about to learn how much their social studies teachers lied to them about public reaction to Kent State

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What a fantastic day to watch these assholes get destroyed

What a fantastic day to watch these assholes get destroyed

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TIME TO GO!

TIME TO GO!

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“Global climate action is dead”

“Global climate action is dead”

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Trolling my wife by saying that childbirth isn’t really that hard, that’s just communist propaganda to make White people have less babies

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Trolling my wife by saying that childbirth isn’t really that hard, that’s just communist propaganda to make White people have less babies

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We’re told the contents of this video are something we’re supposed to be proud of as a country.

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We’re told the contents of this video are something we’re supposed to be proud of as a country.

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“They are ushering in a period of fear, exclusion, raids and deportation”

“They are ushering in a period of fear, exclusion, raids and deportation”

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America watching the Nancy Mace speech:

America watching the Nancy Mace speech:

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Update: they are delicious

Update: they are delicious

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FOX NEWS BADDIES ARE TALKING ABOUT US, PRECIOUS!!

FOX NEWS BADDIES ARE TALKING ABOUT US, PRECIOUS!!

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Thank you for this, Braxton McCoy

Thank you for this, Braxton McCoy

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Never forget.

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“Oh come on Rando, Brosnan is clearly not the best Bond” Oh yeah? Watch my man blast an absolutely pristine piece of exotic, super-rich tail point blank because she wouldn’t obey, and then immediately establish dominance with body posture.

“Oh come on Rando, Brosnan is clearly not the best Bond” Oh yeah? Watch my man blast an absolutely pristine piece of exotic, super-rich tail point blank because she wouldn’t obey, and then immediately establish dominance with body posture.

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Movie narrator voice: “This fall just got a lot hotter”

Movie narrator voice: “This fall just got a lot hotter”

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We can’t have nice things like this because of personal injury lawyers

We can’t have nice things like this because of personal injury lawyers

462,349 Aufrufe • vor 24 Tagen

“US accepts only white refugees for sixth consecutive month”

“US accepts only white refugees for sixth consecutive month”

487,857 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Look man I can’t help it that one Amazon Prime show made it look so cool, blame them

Look man I can’t help it that one Amazon Prime show made it look so cool, blame them

1,082,736 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

“She did everything right, grew up here since 4-months-old, never committed a crime, followed the law, her parents followed the law, valedictorian, got a STEM degree, her family is here, her siblings are US citizens, and our government KICKED HER OUT.”

“She did everything right, grew up here since 4-months-old, never committed a crime, followed the law, her parents followed the law, valedictorian, got a STEM degree, her family is here, her siblings are US citizens, and our government KICKED HER OUT.”

67,727 Aufrufe • vor 9 Tagen

Tell me how this gets fixed. 500 minors show up at family amusement park, brawl with each other, assault security and shoot at police when told to stop. Reparations? After school programs? Nukes? What’s gonna fix this? I’m all ears, and I’m seriously asking.

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Tell me how this gets fixed. 500 minors show up at family amusement park, brawl with each other, assault security and shoot at police when told to stop. Reparations? After school programs? Nukes? What’s gonna fix this? I’m all ears, and I’m seriously asking.

6,442,508 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

“This is purely about inflicting as much pain on our immigrant neighbors as possible to drive the largest number of them possible out of this country.”

“This is purely about inflicting as much pain on our immigrant neighbors as possible to drive the largest number of them possible out of this country.”

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Thanks to folksy white guys like Tim Walz, the “Mall of America” now looks like this.

Thanks to folksy white guys like Tim Walz, the “Mall of America” now looks like this.

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“ICE just shot and killed an illegal immigrant after a car ramming in Houston”

“ICE just shot and killed an illegal immigrant after a car ramming in Houston”

70,763 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

Gm. The Grok Imagine congressional thirst poasting will continue until morale improves.

Gm. The Grok Imagine congressional thirst poasting will continue until morale improves.

2,121,261 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

In honor of Shannon Sharpe threatening to beat up Kirk Herbstreit, here’s that classic video of Herbstreit sobbing on air about St. George Floyd

In honor of Shannon Sharpe threatening to beat up Kirk Herbstreit, here’s that classic video of Herbstreit sobbing on air about St. George Floyd

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Waiting on bureaucracy. So now we piddle. Name that tune.

Waiting on bureaucracy. So now we piddle. Name that tune.

25,250 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen

I can’t stop watching this. Dana Bash jerking her head around like a bird because her target didn’t accept her Narrative’s premise. Vance rejects the premises. Then he attacks the premises. Just beautiful.

I can’t stop watching this. Dana Bash jerking her head around like a bird because her target didn’t accept her Narrative’s premise. Vance rejects the premises. Then he attacks the premises. Just beautiful.

2,561,146 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

“ICE is grabbing and illegally detaining people”

“ICE is grabbing and illegally detaining people”

56,727 Aufrufe • vor 17 Tagen

This is Gina Funk. Gina Funk lives in Emerald Isle. A vacation rental community. She literally has to drive an hour off the island to see any consequences of her ideology. Nicer houses rent for like $10,000 a week there.

This is Gina Funk. Gina Funk lives in Emerald Isle. A vacation rental community. She literally has to drive an hour off the island to see any consequences of her ideology. Nicer houses rent for like $10,000 a week there.

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Your favorite uncle at thanksgiving this year:

Your favorite uncle at thanksgiving this year:

422,353 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Artificial intelligence-generated prediction of what Paris will be like in 2040

Artificial intelligence-generated prediction of what Paris will be like in 2040

1,767,900 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren