Oilfield Rando

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I can’t believe this wasn’t a winning strategy

“Activists who didn’t plan the protest and left when asked still received 50-year terms.”

People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo. Check mate.

Is there a level beyond deceased because I believe I am beyond deceased

My X feed: schizo conspiracy theories about deaths and almost-deaths of very old GOP politicians My TikTok feed:

Happy hump day fam

Bugmen who live in concrete dystopias littered with garbage will be like “BAN COAL, IT IS KILLING THE PLANET” And then I’ll go do some work at an actual coal plant and it’s like a pristine nature preserve, every time.

A new species of Chad is evolving. For his entire childhood, his teachers, his parents, his politicians, his entertainment, they all told him he was born guilty of causing all the world’s problems and must be sacrificed to fix it. He is tired. Very tired.

Looking at how much our prenatal care doctor visits cost and realizing illegal and legal immigrants can come here and get all of it free, paid for by my taxes

Millennial and zoomer libs are about to learn how much their social studies teachers lied to them about public reaction to Kent State

What a fantastic day to watch these assholes get destroyed

TIME TO GO!

“Global climate action is dead”

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Trolling my wife by saying that childbirth isn’t really that hard, that’s just communist propaganda to make White people have less babies

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We’re told the contents of this video are something we’re supposed to be proud of as a country.

“They are ushering in a period of fear, exclusion, raids and deportation”

America watching the Nancy Mace speech:

Update: they are delicious

FOX NEWS BADDIES ARE TALKING ABOUT US, PRECIOUS!!

Thank you for this, Braxton McCoy

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“Oh come on Rando, Brosnan is clearly not the best Bond” Oh yeah? Watch my man blast an absolutely pristine piece of exotic, super-rich tail point blank because she wouldn’t obey, and then immediately establish dominance with body posture.

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Movie narrator voice: “This fall just got a lot hotter”

We can’t have nice things like this because of personal injury lawyers

“US accepts only white refugees for sixth consecutive month”

Look man I can’t help it that one Amazon Prime show made it look so cool, blame them

“She did everything right, grew up here since 4-months-old, never committed a crime, followed the law, her parents followed the law, valedictorian, got a STEM degree, her family is here, her siblings are US citizens, and our government KICKED HER OUT.”

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Tell me how this gets fixed. 500 minors show up at family amusement park, brawl with each other, assault security and shoot at police when told to stop. Reparations? After school programs? Nukes? What’s gonna fix this? I’m all ears, and I’m seriously asking.

“This is purely about inflicting as much pain on our immigrant neighbors as possible to drive the largest number of them possible out of this country.”

Thanks to folksy white guys like Tim Walz, the “Mall of America” now looks like this.

“ICE just shot and killed an illegal immigrant after a car ramming in Houston”

Gm. The Grok Imagine congressional thirst poasting will continue until morale improves.

In honor of Shannon Sharpe threatening to beat up Kirk Herbstreit, here’s that classic video of Herbstreit sobbing on air about St. George Floyd

Waiting on bureaucracy. So now we piddle. Name that tune.

I can’t stop watching this. Dana Bash jerking her head around like a bird because her target didn’t accept her Narrative’s premise. Vance rejects the premises. Then he attacks the premises. Just beautiful.

“ICE is grabbing and illegally detaining people”

This is Gina Funk. Gina Funk lives in Emerald Isle. A vacation rental community. She literally has to drive an hour off the island to see any consequences of her ideology. Nicer houses rent for like $10,000 a week there.

Your favorite uncle at thanksgiving this year:

Artificial intelligence-generated prediction of what Paris will be like in 2040