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Beauty by any means necessary.

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The rumors are true, we are without a doubt, so back

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The rumors are true, we are without a doubt, so back

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How working a corporate job before email must have felt

How working a corporate job before email must have felt

2,109,142 views

Les étrangers dehors

Les étrangers dehors

172,561 views

My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

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My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

3,986,700 views

Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

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Last thing you see before she robs you of your watch and passport

Last thing you see before she robs you of your watch and passport

603,920 views

Zero cortisol summer

Zero cortisol summer

3,622,418 views

Life when you can smoke with no consequences

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Life when you can smoke with no consequences

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"Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people."

"Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people."

390,846 views

I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

2,622,766 views

The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

2,358,499 views

How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

2,451,999 views

Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

691,315 views

My ideology

My ideology

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Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

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How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

1,135,545 views

How I feel after having 2 dozen oysters for lunch

How I feel after having 2 dozen oysters for lunch

58,527 views

Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

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How I see myself in 50 years

How I see myself in 50 years

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Liberals will see this and say “let’s bring 10 million Muslims here”

Liberals will see this and say “let’s bring 10 million Muslims here”

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Age Gap Autumn
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Age Gap Autumn

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It’s a WASP world and you’re just living in it
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French foid Friday

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114,455 views • 2 months ago

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Could be us

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