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Zero cortisol summer

Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

What if this is what life is all about?

The whole universe is at peace, nothing is worrying, pushing or rushing So why are you?

“The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat”

Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

My ideology

How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

Sensitive content

Zero cortisol detected

It’s about to be a zero cortisol summer

Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

Dream job: Unemployed with a mysterious source of income

Need a Tony Soprano in Italy summer: Constant yearning 3 espressos per day Wine with every meal Shady business dealings Flirting with the local women

How I see myself in 50 years

The best feeling is when nobody knows what you’re doing with your life Not even you

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

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They want to take this from us

The function of man is to live, not to exist

Saying goodbye to the au pair that spent the last 6 months with me and my family

Bring back the era of alcoholic chain smoking crooners making Christmas specials

The function of man is to live, not to exist

Life can be so peaceful without them around

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It’s a WASP world and you’re just living in it

The cover of The Queen is Dead is from a scene of Alain Delon in the film L’Insoumis, the original sensitive young man

Having a Don Draper summer

Quit your job, sit in the sun all day, lower your cortisol, build your physique, obtain a mysterious source of income

Could be us

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Eternal summer

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“Don’t celebrate until the deal closes” Me after the client says hi:

When your language and culture is already the norm

The burden of the sensitive young man

The burden of the sensitive young man

It’s a WASP world and you’re just living in it

Before Jimmy Carter everyone had a high school girlfriend that looked like this

Tomb: empty Christ: risen Sting of death: gone Jews: seething Yeah I’m thinking we’re back

Can a white boy simply have a wonderful Christmas time in peace?