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The rumors are true, we are without a doubt, so back

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The rumors are true, we are without a doubt, so back

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How working a corporate job before email must have felt

How working a corporate job before email must have felt

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Les étrangers dehors

Les étrangers dehors

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My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

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My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

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Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

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Last thing you see before she robs you of your watch and passport

Last thing you see before she robs you of your watch and passport

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Zero cortisol summer

Zero cortisol summer

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Life when you can smoke with no consequences

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Life when you can smoke with no consequences

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"Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people."

"Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people."

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I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

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The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

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How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

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Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

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My ideology

My ideology

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Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

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How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

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How I feel after having 2 dozen oysters for lunch

How I feel after having 2 dozen oysters for lunch

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Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

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How I see myself in 50 years

How I see myself in 50 years

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Liberals will see this and say “let’s bring 10 million Muslims here”

Liberals will see this and say “let’s bring 10 million Muslims here”

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Watched Barry Lyndon last night, every frame is like a painting
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Watched Barry Lyndon last night, every frame is like a painting

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They want to take this from us
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They want to take this from us

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Saying goodbye to the au pair that spent the last 6 months with me and my family
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Saying goodbye to the au pair that spent the last 6 months with me and my family

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Bring back the era of alcoholic chain smoking crooners making Christmas specials
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Bring back the era of alcoholic chain smoking crooners making Christmas specials

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Age Gap Autumn
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Age Gap Autumn

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How that first drink after a stretch of sobriety feels
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How that first drink after a stretch of sobriety feels

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When you get a little taste of luxury and you start to understand corruption
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When you get a little taste of luxury and you start to understand corruption

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The function of man is to live, not to exist
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The function of man is to live, not to exist

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How life feels when you have an “I’m out of office with limited access to my emails” auto reply on
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How life feels when you have an “I’m out of office with limited access to my emails” auto reply on

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Return to tradition
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Return to tradition

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You wouldn’t get it
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You wouldn’t get it

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The function of man is to live, not to exist
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The function of man is to live, not to exist

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It’s a WASP world and you’re just living in it
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It’s a WASP world and you’re just living in it

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French foid Friday
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French foid Friday

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A lot of today’s problems stem from young men unable to sail the open seas getting drunk and singing sea shanties with the boys
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A lot of today’s problems stem from young men unable to sail the open seas getting drunk and singing sea shanties with the boys

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It’s the last day of Armpit August, make it count
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It’s the last day of Armpit August, make it count

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Me when HR lets me off with another warning
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Me when HR lets me off with another warning

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The cover of The Queen is Dead is from a scene of Alain Delon in the film L’Insoumis, the original sensitive young man
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The cover of The Queen is Dead is from a scene of Alain Delon in the film L’Insoumis, the original sensitive young man

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Could be us
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Could be us

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POV you’re over at your buddy’s house and his sister is showing you the new outfit she just bought at the mall
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POV you’re over at your buddy’s house and his sister is showing you the new outfit she just bought at the mall

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