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Zero cortisol summer

Zero cortisol summer

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Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

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I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

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Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

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The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

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How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

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What if this is what life is all about?

What if this is what life is all about?

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The whole universe is at peace, nothing is worrying, pushing or rushing So why are you?

The whole universe is at peace, nothing is worrying, pushing or rushing So why are you?

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“The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat”

“The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat”

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Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

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My ideology

My ideology

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How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

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Zero cortisol detected

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Zero cortisol detected

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It’s about to be a zero cortisol summer

It’s about to be a zero cortisol summer

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Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

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Dream job: Unemployed with a mysterious source of income

Dream job: Unemployed with a mysterious source of income

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Need a Tony Soprano in Italy summer: Constant yearning 3 espressos per day Wine with every meal Shady business dealings Flirting with the local women

Need a Tony Soprano in Italy summer: Constant yearning 3 espressos per day Wine with every meal Shady business dealings Flirting with the local women

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How I see myself in 50 years

How I see myself in 50 years

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The best feeling is when nobody knows what you’re doing with your life Not even you

The best feeling is when nobody knows what you’re doing with your life Not even you

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I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

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It’s a WASP world and you’re just living in it
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Could be us

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Eternal summer
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Eternal summer

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“Don’t celebrate until the deal closes” Me after the client says hi:
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