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My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

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My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

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Zero cortisol summer

Zero cortisol summer

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Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

Battle of Bucharest, Romania , 1989

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I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

I am once again calling for the complete and total shutdown of big light

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The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

The masculine urge to move to the Italian countryside and drive a vintage Alfa Romeo

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How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

How I walk into the office 45 minutes late to do nothing productive all day

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We used to live in palaces

We used to live in palaces

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Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

Imagine driving a Ferrari in 80s Miami, coke was pure, all women had a bush, truly the best time to be alive

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How the 4th martini at lunch looks at me right before my performance review

How the 4th martini at lunch looks at me right before my performance review

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Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

Alarm set to 7am Your dream at 6:59:

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When the third martini hits

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When the third martini hits

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My ideology

My ideology

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Going back to the office after having 4 beers at lunch

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Going back to the office after having 4 beers at lunch

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How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

How it feels to be the only person at the grocery store not wearing sweatpants

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Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

Making it international women’s day on the shortest day of the year

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Summer isn’t over btw

Summer isn’t over btw

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It’s about to be a zero cortisol summer

It’s about to be a zero cortisol summer

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How I see myself in 50 years

How I see myself in 50 years

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Need a Tony Soprano in Italy summer: Constant yearning 3 espressos per day Wine with every meal Shady business dealings Flirting with the local women

Need a Tony Soprano in Italy summer: Constant yearning 3 espressos per day Wine with every meal Shady business dealings Flirting with the local women

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What if this is what life is all about?

What if this is what life is all about?

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They want to take this from us
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They want to take this from us

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It’s the last day of Armpit August, make it count
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It’s the last day of Armpit August, make it count

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How that first drink after a stretch of sobriety feels
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How that first drink after a stretch of sobriety feels

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When you get a little taste of luxury and you start to understand corruption
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When you get a little taste of luxury and you start to understand corruption

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Saying goodbye to the au pair that spent the last 6 months with me and my family
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Saying goodbye to the au pair that spent the last 6 months with me and my family

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Bring back the era of alcoholic chain smoking crooners making Christmas specials
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Bring back the era of alcoholic chain smoking crooners making Christmas specials

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The function of man is to live, not to exist
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The function of man is to live, not to exist

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French foid Friday
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French foid Friday

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Wagner Wednesday
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Wagner Wednesday

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A lot of today’s problems stem from young men unable to sail the open seas getting drunk and singing sea shanties with the boys
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A lot of today’s problems stem from young men unable to sail the open seas getting drunk and singing sea shanties with the boys

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Me when HR lets me off with another warning
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Me when HR lets me off with another warning

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The function of man is to live, not to exist
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The function of man is to live, not to exist

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I’m not giving up on summer
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I’m not giving up on summer

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It’s a WASP world and you’re just living in it
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It’s a WASP world and you’re just living in it

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The cover of The Queen is Dead is from a scene of Alain Delon in the film L’Insoumis, the original sensitive young man
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The cover of The Queen is Dead is from a scene of Alain Delon in the film L’Insoumis, the original sensitive young man

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Could be us
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Could be us

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… nationalism
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… nationalism

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Having a Don Draper summer
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Having a Don Draper summer

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I hope your email never finds me
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I hope your email never finds me

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To avoid burnout use the 30/30 rule: After 30 minutes of work quit and disappear for 30 years
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To avoid burnout use the 30/30 rule: After 30 minutes of work quit and disappear for 30 years

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