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Didn’t see much mainstream credentialed press covering this, so I’m at Grand Central. Definitely still hundreds here at this protest calling for a ceasefire.

Didn’t see much mainstream credentialed press covering this, so I’m at Grand Central. Definitely still hundreds here at this protest calling for a ceasefire.

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This is true. Here's Conan spinning his wedding ring during the 2007 writers' strike just to fill airtime. It was like this for months. NBC was lucky that Conan is the GOAT, but it's impossible to explain to Gen Z how bad the content will get if there's another one.

This is true. Here's Conan spinning his wedding ring during the 2007 writers' strike just to fill airtime. It was like this for months. NBC was lucky that Conan is the GOAT, but it's impossible to explain to Gen Z how bad the content will get if there's another one.

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18,474,366 views • 3 years ago

What’s going on with Elon Musk, and why is he doing this to Twitter? I spent the last few months digging into it. I found a pretty big clue.

What’s going on with Elon Musk, and why is he doing this to Twitter? I spent the last few months digging into it. I found a pretty big clue.

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6,917,728 views • 2 years ago

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

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2,919,146 views • 1 year ago

Here's a brief explainer on the concept of "the linear passage of time" and also "basic reporting techniques" for my friends over at Fox News. I can't believe this is necessary.

Here's a brief explainer on the concept of "the linear passage of time" and also "basic reporting techniques" for my friends over at Fox News. I can't believe this is necessary.

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2,939,197 views • 3 years ago

I was deeply honored to accept the Walter Cronkite Award today, and ask my fellow journalists an important question: The next time someone asks you to couch the truth with a lie pushed by a powerful person, what will you do? Will you help that liar? Or will you fight?

I was deeply honored to accept the Walter Cronkite Award today, and ask my fellow journalists an important question: The next time someone asks you to couch the truth with a lie pushed by a powerful person, what will you do? Will you help that liar? Or will you fight?

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2,417,849 views • 3 years ago

Forgive the earnestness, but for years I had to do big scary TV hits I didn't want to do. I knew if I fucked up my face would be on Fox News and an incel's camera roll forever. One rare help was this video of... Kamala Harris. Don't care what you think of her. The shit worked.

Forgive the earnestness, but for years I had to do big scary TV hits I didn't want to do. I knew if I fucked up my face would be on Fox News and an incel's camera roll forever. One rare help was this video of... Kamala Harris. Don't care what you think of her. The shit worked.

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1,401,091 views • 1 year ago

Kind of a fascinating development. The reason you can’t hear Marjorie Taylor Greene, and why this whole thing is off the rails, is because a man has been handing out free whistles. I talked to him. Turns out he’s a Trump supporter and he had no idea MTG was even here.

Kind of a fascinating development. The reason you can’t hear Marjorie Taylor Greene, and why this whole thing is off the rails, is because a man has been handing out free whistles. I talked to him. Turns out he’s a Trump supporter and he had no idea MTG was even here.

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2,417,172 views • 3 years ago

A lot of people have been asking me "why are we shooting at Bud Light cans now?" The answer is a million times dumber than you'd ever imagine. Here's a brief history of Bud Light Gone Woke.

A lot of people have been asking me "why are we shooting at Bud Light cans now?" The answer is a million times dumber than you'd ever imagine. Here's a brief history of Bud Light Gone Woke.

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1,701,194 views • 3 years ago

How Anne Frank's Diary became porn in Texas.

How Anne Frank's Diary became porn in Texas.

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1,178,659 views • 2 years ago

How stores work.

How stores work.

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1,228,157 views • 3 years ago

David Foster Wallace, 2003: "I'm now hoping for less interesting. Violence is interesting. Horrible corruption and scandals, rattling sabers, demonizing a billion people of a different faith is interesting. Sitting in a chair and really thinking about what this means isn't."

David Foster Wallace, 2003: "I'm now hoping for less interesting. Violence is interesting. Horrible corruption and scandals, rattling sabers, demonizing a billion people of a different faith is interesting. Sitting in a chair and really thinking about what this means isn't."

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54,961 views • 2 years ago

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