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Onyeka Nwelue

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Award-winning Filmmaker & Author of 50+books. Prev: Academic Visitor, @UniofOxford & @Cambridge_uni. Best Director — Newark Film Festival 2018. Opinions mine.

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😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭 Nobody understands South Africans more than me. 🤦‍♂️

😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭 Nobody understands South Africans more than me. 🤦‍♂️

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I am not rich but I get to fly Business on Ethiopian Airlines - mostly, courtesy of the CEO. Remember, my first book is called The Abyssinian Boy and Abyssinia is the old name of Ethiopia.

I am not rich but I get to fly Business on Ethiopian Airlines - mostly, courtesy of the CEO. Remember, my first book is called The Abyssinian Boy and Abyssinia is the old name of Ethiopia.

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Help or support the poor at your peril. I studied Anthropology in university. I understand the psychology of the poor more than anything in my life. When I deal with someone from a poor family, I pay attention to their perspective on things and I already know the outcome. Their world revolves around money and gains and wants and never about the future.

Help or support the poor at your peril. I studied Anthropology in university. I understand the psychology of the poor more than anything in my life. When I deal with someone from a poor family, I pay attention to their perspective on things and I already know the outcome. Their world revolves around money and gains and wants and never about the future.

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My nurse looks at me with pity. I am thankful to everyone that has checked in on me and those who have sent me money to pay my hospital bills.

My nurse looks at me with pity. I am thankful to everyone that has checked in on me and those who have sent me money to pay my hospital bills.

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After a few days in Mexican hospital, my friend, Bugzy, paid for my flight and I flew out to the US and right from the airport, he took me to the hospital, where I was attended to by a doctor. While hospitalized, some of our acquaintances were trying to reach him, which he ignored, saying we had pending businesses. What I realised is that people want to make sure you are truly dead, before they can leave you alone.

After a few days in Mexican hospital, my friend, Bugzy, paid for my flight and I flew out to the US and right from the airport, he took me to the hospital, where I was attended to by a doctor. While hospitalized, some of our acquaintances were trying to reach him, which he ignored, saying we had pending businesses. What I realised is that people want to make sure you are truly dead, before they can leave you alone.

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How is his story not adding up? Here is a video of me at 16. I left home at 16. Went to India at 18 to write my first book. If you didn’t have the same experience, don’t count another’s as a lie. Reason I tell people to record everything.

How is his story not adding up? Here is a video of me at 16. I left home at 16. Went to India at 18 to write my first book. If you didn’t have the same experience, don’t count another’s as a lie. Reason I tell people to record everything.

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The Leaders of South Africa.

The Leaders of South Africa.

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Women like this one should be locked up. And the man who fucked her.

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Women like this one should be locked up. And the man who fucked her.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Children of Retards and Idiots. Gifts from God. Door Openers.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Children of Retards and Idiots. Gifts from God. Door Openers.

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Let me share the backstory. A Nigerian promised to ‘humble’ me, because he is wealthier than me. So, he was able to get EFCC officials to pick me and drive me from Lagos to Benin City in a Hilux and lock me up on a weekend. Fortunately, the soldier in charge of opening and locking the gate of my cell, said he knew me and that he was from Oguta. He asked me to use his phone and contact my people. That the only way I could get out, was Soyinka’s influence. I reached out to my elder brother and asked him to contact Professor Wole Soyinka and tell him where I was. Soyinka was away in Brazil but promised to call Magu. And he kept to his promise. Magu gave an order for me to be released. Here is the thing: the person that humbled me, lost money to EFCC. Because he gave them a lot of money to humble this Child of God. I came back to Lagos and went to thank Professor with that drink. You can hear me telling his PA I just got out of prison. The End.

Let me share the backstory. A Nigerian promised to ‘humble’ me, because he is wealthier than me. So, he was able to get EFCC officials to pick me and drive me from Lagos to Benin City in a Hilux and lock me up on a weekend. Fortunately, the soldier in charge of opening and locking the gate of my cell, said he knew me and that he was from Oguta. He asked me to use his phone and contact my people. That the only way I could get out, was Soyinka’s influence. I reached out to my elder brother and asked him to contact Professor Wole Soyinka and tell him where I was. Soyinka was away in Brazil but promised to call Magu. And he kept to his promise. Magu gave an order for me to be released. Here is the thing: the person that humbled me, lost money to EFCC. Because he gave them a lot of money to humble this Child of God. I came back to Lagos and went to thank Professor with that drink. You can hear me telling his PA I just got out of prison. The End.

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Professor Wole Soyinka has published over 100 books. In his over 90 years on earth, he has shown me that you should never stop. When he read my book, Lemon Grass, he sent me an email, saying: “Should let you know that I enjoyed the latest product of your wild imagination on the way home. Flight delay in Abidjan enabled me to complete reading it. The stylistic verve reminded me of Ishmael Reed - did you ever run into his works? He was also sui generis. He sort of faded out after the US Black revolution of the sixties into seventies and, so I'd be very much surprised if you'd encountered his writings.” He is well-read and has worked so hard, that there is no one like him. This is him in the 60s in the video. Still the same.

Professor Wole Soyinka has published over 100 books. In his over 90 years on earth, he has shown me that you should never stop. When he read my book, Lemon Grass, he sent me an email, saying: “Should let you know that I enjoyed the latest product of your wild imagination on the way home. Flight delay in Abidjan enabled me to complete reading it. The stylistic verve reminded me of Ishmael Reed - did you ever run into his works? He was also sui generis. He sort of faded out after the US Black revolution of the sixties into seventies and, so I'd be very much surprised if you'd encountered his writings.” He is well-read and has worked so hard, that there is no one like him. This is him in the 60s in the video. Still the same.

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Only in Japan. This is a bus driver I filmed this morning.

Only in Japan. This is a bus driver I filmed this morning.

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I have travelled to more than 80 countries and I also know where you can find people. Do you know the number of South African citizens who are into prostitution in South Korea and claim they teach English? Imagine a South African teaching you English! 😂😂😂😂 Go check their young people in Seoul. They also end up on the cocks of Nigerian men. South Africans enjoy sex with Nigerians.

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I have travelled to more than 80 countries and I also know where you can find people. Do you know the number of South African citizens who are into prostitution in South Korea and claim they teach English? Imagine a South African teaching you English! 😂😂😂😂 Go check their young people in Seoul. They also end up on the cocks of Nigerian men. South Africans enjoy sex with Nigerians.

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I visited Emeka Ojukwu’s best friend, Frederick Forsyth, who happened to have raised Ojukwu’s children after the war. He is clutching onto my book, “The Strangers of Braamfontein.” Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 will be playing Ojukwu in my new film, “The Last Night in Biafra.”

I visited Emeka Ojukwu’s best friend, Frederick Forsyth, who happened to have raised Ojukwu’s children after the war. He is clutching onto my book, “The Strangers of Braamfontein.” Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 will be playing Ojukwu in my new film, “The Last Night in Biafra.”

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They fuck more in places like this. Poor people can fuck!

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They fuck more in places like this. Poor people can fuck!

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I have been bedbound for weeks now, unable to walk. I am washed up by sadness. With only my mother by my side, washing me, cleaning me up and feeding me, while I languish in pain, but this video just made me smile.

I have been bedbound for weeks now, unable to walk. I am washed up by sadness. With only my mother by my side, washing me, cleaning me up and feeding me, while I languish in pain, but this video just made me smile.

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Nigerians are all mad.

Nigerians are all mad.

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Hello, folks! Teddy A and BamBam are still together. Nothing has happened to their marriage. This coming together took me to Dubai to witness and it was the last wedding I attended. I chat with this family every day, when I get the time. Stop spreading lies.

Hello, folks! Teddy A and BamBam are still together. Nothing has happened to their marriage. This coming together took me to Dubai to witness and it was the last wedding I attended. I chat with this family every day, when I get the time. Stop spreading lies.

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In this interview with South African TV, the moment I started telling them how I feel about them, they ended the interview. 😂

In this interview with South African TV, the moment I started telling them how I feel about them, they ended the interview. 😂

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I don’t inherit people’s enemies because nobody will do that for me.

I don’t inherit people’s enemies because nobody will do that for me.

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Poor people. 😂😂😂😂

Poor people. 😂😂😂😂

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This video was filmed by the great Beautiful Nubia 22 years ago when I was 16 years old, traversing the entire Nigeria on my own, focused, knowing exactly what I wanted. Tomorrow, I turn 38 and I can say that I have achieved everything I wanted in life.

This video was filmed by the great Beautiful Nubia 22 years ago when I was 16 years old, traversing the entire Nigeria on my own, focused, knowing exactly what I wanted. Tomorrow, I turn 38 and I can say that I have achieved everything I wanted in life.

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I don’t know him but I like him already.

I don’t know him but I like him already.

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How did Japan become a ‘perfect’ country?

How did Japan become a ‘perfect’ country?

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