Padres Burner

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Delusional (data-driven) believer of Ha-Seong Kim. 90s kid. Mid-market private equity. @HarvardHBS escapee. Parody.

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Let’s check-in on Roki Sasaki: 4.1 IP 7 ER 7 H 91 pitches He will never succeed in MLB and it’s been the greatest joy to watch him fail.

Lets check in on Roki Sasaki 😂 0.1 IP 3 ERs Another year in Oklahoma it is!

It’s bad taste to root for the downfall of players Roki Sasaki’s failure is one of the greatest joys of these past two seasons. May he never pitch in the bigs again.

LETS RUN THEM TEARS BACK BABY 🔥

The San Diego Padres will again have a top 10 farm by next trade deadline and Jorge Quintana might just be our next Tatis.

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No-hitters are rarer than WS rings because you can’t buy them.

I genuinely hope Ohtani never sees Cooperstown. What a stain on baseball he has become.

THE SCRIPT IS WRITTEN FOR SHOHEI OHTANI AND HE WALKS IT OFF. THE DODGERS SWEEP THE BLUE JAYS AND MAINTAIN THEIR 3 GAME NL WEST LEAD

“The Los Angeles Dodgers have agreed to part ways with Andrew Friedman. AJ Preller is expected to become the next president of baseball operations for LA in what is expected to be the largest contract for a front office executive in sports history, majority will be deferred.”

Padres legend Tanner Scott has finally locked-in during the second year of his 4-year $72 million contract in LA

Lets check in on Sasaki: 1 E 1 IP 3 ERs They keep him in the rotation for pity atp 😭

AJ Preller coming out to perform Fuck Dem Prospects

Let’s check in on how Roki Sasaki is doing in that “Dodgers system” 😭😭😭 3.2 IP 5 h 3 ERs 2 BBs 75 pitches

Blake Snell after imploding in his season debut

OMG - "Candelita" Jose Iglesias ft. 2025 SAN DIEGO PADRES

Blue Jays just signed Andy Pages father

OHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD

Here is Leandro Cedeño hitting a 527ft bomb in Double-A. Yes that’s not a typo. Longest home run in MiLB and MLB since Statcast began tracking in 2015 😂

Dodgers reliever acquisition 😭😭

$60M AAV for a soft ground out to 2nd Kyle Tucker or “Michael Conforto 2.0” 😭✌️

We robbed you of Iglesias We rob you of Alonso next 🤙

Thank you for the memories 🥺

Imagining the return of Arraez, Merrill, Hoeing and Darvish like